'Gniess' Valentine Puns


terrerio34's avatar
    Hello, everyone!  In this forum, I would like to see what kinds of punnifications you can create with Gniess, and other such stones, if you wish!  So go ahead, post anything (within the public forum's rules, of course). I look forward to seeing what you make :)
    Below is my comment that I submitted on the Event Page.  You may use it as a guide if you are still new to the world of punnery.  This is my first-ever forum post on this site, so please pitch in if you want to!  It's all for a few laughs in the end, right?
    
Valentine Puns?  Okay, you asked for it!
  Be my Valen-thyme?
  Be my Valen-twine?
  Be my Valen-time?
  You are as lovely as a rosemary.
  You make me hearty. (more appropriate than 'horny')
  I hearth you!
  Would you like a byte?
  I love it when you whine/wine. (inter-chain-ngeable!!)
....and I think that will be all for me today!  I have had WAY too many gniesse puns in my life, what with my dad being a chemistry teacher and all; but I would like to hear any new ones!  They can be a full-on joke, don't matter to me!  I will post this on the forums if you still want to continue, I know comments get lost pretty easily in these posts.
--(Please insert any 'gniesse' jokes!)--
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Jphyper's avatar
Puns rock.

Also, :iconmlpmaudplz: