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I wouldn’t call this the worst, but it was one of the most hilariously bad deliveries I’ve read. From the Michael Crichton/Richard Preston collaboration Micro:
“Inside the rooms, several lab benches stood out, and on the benches sat a series of objects draped in black cloth shrouds.
The shrouds concealed the objects.”