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Is bread a vegetable?

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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020
In this thread we’re all gonna just be saying some dumb shit and people have to reply with the smartest answer. You get it?



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CyberRobotnix Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2020  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bread comes from dough which came from wheat which is an herb. So it's a grain, whoever said bread was a vegetable is a retard.
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2020
Let see the math: herb + grain - fruit= vegetable. Dummy


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AmataresuYagami Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020
Bread is neither a fruit of a vegetable. It is a grain. Any food made from wheat, rice, oats, cornmeal, barley or another cereal grain is a grain product. Bread, pasta, oatmeal, breakfast cereals, tortillas, and grits are examples of grain products.^^

Im very sorry, but I cant take questions like these serious. These are obviously troll questions. ^^
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020
Well lets do the math here. If we add anything that grow in the ground Which in this case are grains. You actually find out that most grains are actually fruits and vegetables. For example, wheat is a product of a grain but if you minus a vegetable with a grain you will find that it equals a fruit or vegetable.

These examples came from one the best scholars in food history brad bread. His mathematical genius came out to prove that grains of any kind are a set of fruits and vegetables. I hope that answers your questions.

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CyberRobotnix Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2020  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah good analogy, except that a fruits comes from bushes, trees and vegetables grow under the dirt, your logic is that because bread is food and fruits are food, they are therefore the same fucking thing when that's a logical fallacy at best.
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2020
NaNaNa thats brad breads logic to. The scholar of most things bread and if you disagree with him you must be WRONG.


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BayoDino Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
Bread is a nut type.
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020
Nut types are a term that only the NUtgods can explain to you.


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LuMosido Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020  Hobbyist General Artist
If bread is a vegetable then I declare buns to be fruit.

You cannot disagree with me now! Stare 
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020
Well lets look at the math of this. A bun is a type of bread which is also a vegetable. Which means bread + vegetable = fruit.


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Azurelly Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The even more interesting question is: Are nuts vegetables? :stare: 
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020
NUts are the embodiment of life itself. They came to us from the NUtgods above and blessed us with life, so to answer your question NUts are life givers not vegetables.

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Azurelly Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2020  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, this is an answer I cannot deny.
Hereby, I'm gonna award you with the teabag of approval! {F2U} Green Teabag
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LuMosido Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020  Hobbyist General Artist
Nuts are the guts of the plants.
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shoddyshades Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020  New Deviant Professional Digital Artist
bread is overrated 
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020
To be overrated is to be loved and bread is not loved.

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soldateska Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020
Once on a visit to a zoo, I saw a baggette in a cage.
Apparently it was bread in captivity.
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020
Zoos keep baggettes in cages because of there hostility to anything living. There predators are french people and anything that is a liquid. Which is why zoo will alway have a random french man on hand to tame the beast.

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Tsumuro Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Humans are vegetables too and the sun exists to cook us.
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020
Human on direct sun contact take a couple minutes it turn crispy. Make sure to filp them more than once to cook the human. Mine took 5 minutes on both sides.

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soldateska Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020
Bread is like the Sun. It rises in the yeast, and sets on the waist.
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020
I put my fingers into a blender. What do I do to fix it?

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Drikkzee Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020  Student Digital Artist
Well you didn't mention that the blender was turned on, so lift it up unless you want a finger juice Nod 
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020
It's stuck.

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88HH Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020
Drink your finger juice.
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020
Delicious.

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Xr4p1d Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm hot
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020
To be hot you have to be in a warm area. If you wanna stay hot you need to stay in that area, but if you want to be cooler get out of that area.

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Xr4p1d Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
no.I'm naturally hot in a sense that i radiates hot-ness myself
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020
This radiation could cause many cancers to the body and soon death.

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Xr4p1d Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
No.Godzilla is radioactive but he is still ok so why would i?
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020
Because this much exposure will cause the body to blowup. The best course of action is to keep you quarantine and on ivs.

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ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If god wanted us to fly he would have given us propellers on our heads.
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020
You can access the propellers if you think hard enough. Once you do that eventually they will pop out and now you have saved a lot of money on plane tickets.


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PikminFan128 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Peanut butter is a liquid. Lava is wet.
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020
Liquid — butter= peanuts so it is a liquid.

Well lava is in liquid form and can stay on skin easily so it is wet.

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model88 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020  Hobbyist General Artist
Oddly I can't think of any dumb shit (which really shocks me and maybe even worries me slightly). If I can't think of any dumb shit does that mean I got smart?

Nutty. Peanut Butter. Peanut Butter Cookies...

(And with that, I note there is no butter in peanut butter. Or Apple butter. But we still say it is 'butter' of some sort :/)
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020
The best solution to get yourself to think of dumbshit is to go get yourself a lobotomy. Just take out some (all) of the parts of the brain that are causing you not to think more of the dumb shit. After that you will need rest and in the next couple weeks you will be able to think of dumb shit a lot more often.

Nutttyyy.

Well it taste like peanuts and not butter.

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ScottToms Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Veggies taste like steak etc 
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soldateska Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020
But a beefsteak tomatoe tastes nothing like a beefsteak.
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ScottToms Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I like tomatos though
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:iconsoldateska:
soldateska Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in s fruit salad.
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020
Vegetable + Meat = fruit which means you are eating a fruit.

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ScottToms Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ok lol
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SpaniardWithKnives Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020  Hobbyist General Artist
It is slow acting poison, or at least for me, I can not eat it frequently
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020
If you cut it in half and then cut inside it you lose the poisonous effect.

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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2020
Can a surgeon take home a patients organ if they do a good job?

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soldateska Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020
I have an organ in an upstairs bedroom, I want it moved downstairs. Does this count as an organ transplant.
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020
Well if we look back in history you can find many of the top surgeons of are century, started there surgical careers by moving organs from place to place. These strategies helped surgeons become more knowledgeable of how to do an organ transplant, so that means yes it does count.

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IKrines Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2020  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes.
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