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World Emoji Day - ORACLE

:iconthegalleryofeve:
TheGalleryOfEve Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
There's an Ancient practice, dated back to :staranoid: "Ancient" times :stare3d: Stare 3D 50x50 derp , where decisions of any significance were guided by a mystical hand of divine origin, in this case ... :lastare:  "EMOJIS"!!! :tehestareeyes:

So please consult these divine creatures full of ancient WISDOM EveStareand tell us in the comments how you feel with the mysteriously cryptic words of pure profundity that these divine entities have just given you!!! :eratseyes: 

How it works:

Take a screenshot of this page, and read the words that these wise ancient creatures have to say to you :grinstareiswydt: 

Then post what you got in the comments, to tell us your opinion of it :iconhurrplz:

(Oracle awesomeness brought to you by Acerbical and TheGalleryOfEve :stare: You're welcome :stare:)


The ORACLE:

Emotes Oracle by TheGalleryOfEve  
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:iconmomoksha:
Momoksha Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2020  Student
"life has no remote control, so get up and change it yourself!"
bunneh icon1 
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:iconechodino:
EchoDino Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2020  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I took screen shot 3times, it shows the same quote Stare 
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:iconjphyper:
Jphyper Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2020
"A wise person said once... nothing!"

That's probably the wisest thing a person could possibly say these days, what with toxic fandoms, special snowflakes, and cancel culture.
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:iconvongrechii:
VonGrechii Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2020   Digital Artist
with great power comes great electricity bill....
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as someone that worked in engineering, this feels like a giant church bell of truth just rang right in front of my face.
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:iconskoxjz:
Skoxjz Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2020  New Deviant Student Digital Artist
I mean, not really wrong about the sitting all day in my computer part!~

Sin ttulo by Skoxjz  
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:iconechodino:
EchoDino Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2020  Hobbyist Digital Artist
when everything's coming your way you're in the wrong lane


Nod - Princess and the frog 
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:iconalexanderpaupoff:
AlexanderPaupoff Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2020
Life has no remote control, so get up and change it yourself!


Truer words were never spoken :stare: 
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:iconshesvii:
Shesvii Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2020  Professional Traditional Artist
:eager:
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THE ORACLE SIMPLY GUESSED THE WORDS I LIVE BY! igotacintiqplz
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:iconangier3741:
AngieR3741 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2020
"When life shuts a door, open it again, that's how doors work!"

Well I wish I could find the keys then Cry forever omg cry 
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:icondikawolf:
DikaWolf Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
"When life throws something at you, duck it, so it can hit someone else!"
Words I already live by. :nod:
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:iconfoulfaulfowl:
FoulFaulFowl Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2020
"Life is not a fairytale. If you lose a shoe at night... you're drunk!" 

Or you've just finished a high school band concert and you're joining your lady friends to get out of those heels and rub the high school hallway grease all over your footers. 
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:iconazurelly:
Azurelly Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2020  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!"
.. .... that is nothing new to me :iconheplz:
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:iconejderha-arts:
Ejderha-Arts Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2020  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bliss Daisy bounce "If life doesn't break you today, don't worry, it will try again tomorrow!" Daisy claps Bliss 

I can appreciate the positivity wrapped in an ominous message. Scar rapeface 

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:icontree-pencil:
Tree-Pencil Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
Accept who you really are. Unless you're a serial killer!

:noes:
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:icondanishh31:
DanishH31 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2020  Student Traditional Artist
"To be old and wise, you must be young and stupid"
My mom used to say that because when you're a kid, we are stupid and we're all making mistake, but when we're finally getting older we're getting better and smarter and wiser
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:iconlidiash:
Lidiash Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
"With great power comes great electricity bill!"
:lol: Hold on, I will unplug tablet I'm not currently using! 
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Professional Writer
when life throws something at you
duck it
so it can hit someone else!   :clap: :XD: :D
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Professional Writer
when everything is coming your way
youre in the wrong lane
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:iconthegalleryofeve:
TheGalleryOfEve Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
:iconstaretearplz: Yeahhh, move out of the wayyyy!!! :icontehestareplz:
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2020  Professional Writer
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner Edited Jul 17, 2020  Professional Writer
:shrug: :iconshrugsplz:



life is not a fairytale
if you lose a shoe at night
youre drunk




(yes it is night now. no i havent lost any shoes recently)
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:iconthegalleryofeve:
TheGalleryOfEve Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
Good for you, then!!! HAV - Hagar the Horrible But I want the shoe 
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Professional Writer
:O these fortune cookie readings turn more ominous with every print screen.... oof


if life doesnt break you today
dont worry  :lol:
it will try again tomorrow
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:iconthegalleryofeve:
TheGalleryOfEve Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
Hehehehe :iconheeplz:

:icontehestareplz:
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2020  Professional Writer
:stare: Sis
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Professional Writer
:lol:


crying laughing thinking emoji   being an adult means
sitting at your computer, googling
how to do stuff
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:iconthegalleryofeve:
TheGalleryOfEve Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
:giggle: That's pretty accurate, lemme tell you :iconblankstareplz:
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Professional Writer
:XD: :rofl:


maybe you should eat some makeup
so you can be pretty
on the inside too!    :clap:
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:iconthegalleryofeve:
TheGalleryOfEve Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
:iconhurrplz:
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:iconitsnotfilia:
ItsNotFilia Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Hobbyist General Artist
"To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid."
Pity that path isn't guaranteed and you just end up senile most of the time. Kao Emoji-43(Sad waving) [V3]
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:iconthegalleryofeve:
TheGalleryOfEve Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
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Yeah, we don't seem to have "wisdom" guaranteed when we get older :grump:
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:iconphoenixleo:
phoenixleo Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020
“After Monday and Tuesday, Even The Calendar Says WTF”
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:iconthegalleryofeve:
TheGalleryOfEve Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
Evil Grin  :iconheeplz:
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:iconphoenixleo:
phoenixleo Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020
Very appropriate. :grump:
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:iconthegalleryofeve:
TheGalleryOfEve Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
Nodding Luna 
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:iconpascua-tanya:
Pascua-Tanya Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Birthdays
are nature's
way to
tell you to
eat
more cake!

I want my birthday to come now eat cake! Piece Of Chocolate Cake 50x50 icon . Only a month and a half remains. 
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:iconthegalleryofeve:
TheGalleryOfEve Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
MINE IS NEXT WEEEEEEEEEK!!! FREE flying hearts Icon lainloveplz FREE flying hearts Icon
FREE flying hearts Icon excitedflirtplz FREE flying hearts Icon
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:iconpascua-tanya:
Pascua-Tanya Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2020  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I did not know it. Then there are very few days left for it to happen! =D :heart: 
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:iconthegalleryofeve:
TheGalleryOfEve Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
July 23rd!!! :la: :eager: :excited: :party: :happybounce:
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SpaniardWithKnives Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Hobbyist General Artist
I want to be that grandma when I am old!!. Bad ass and she does not give a shit 😂😂😂😂
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:iconthegalleryofeve:
TheGalleryOfEve Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
I was just thinking the same thing :XD: I love how she still has a good sense of humor and instead of feeling embarrassed, can laugh at herself in the most natural, fun way ever!!! :iconloveloveplz: :heart: To me it's the sweetest, most wonderful life lesson she could have ever given us :happycry: We need to learn from this wise lady, I'm SO glad this became a giphy gif, she will live with us here forever!!! Imcryingsomuchplz :iconlainloveplz:
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SpaniardWithKnives Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Hobbyist General Artist
Agreed!.
She is an example of how to become old. I want to be This kind of granma with a leather jacket a crossbow and a bottle of Tequila in her hands (pure Tequila or Whiskey), got giving a big F, catcalling young dudes :la: 😇🤦‍♀️😅😂
I told my family members if I ever become a grumpy old nasty lady... kick my wrinky ass 😂😂😂
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:iconthegalleryofeve:
TheGalleryOfEve Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
"catcalling young dudes" :iconstaretearplz: Totally!!! :eager:

:heart:  :groinstare: 
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:iconspaniardwithknives:
SpaniardWithKnives Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Hobbyist General Artist
“Hey young pup, move yo Sexy ass over here!. If I ever got ya in my young times I would clap in ya face... with no hands :la: 🤭😂”. “ That is lean meat and not what I get at the market every week!“. All the Spanish catcalling done by men but switched from an old lady to hot young dudes
I would not get any action but I would get some laughs out of it😂😂😂😂
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:iconthegalleryofeve:
TheGalleryOfEve Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
Shocked Face Zoom   You just made me blush for the guys!!! :iconflyingheartsplz:2017YupiANanEmote002:iconflyingheartsplz:
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:iconjenfruzz:
JenFruzz Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Hobbyist Photographer
Help people
when they’re
in trouble,
and they’ll
remember you,
when they get
in trouble
AGAIN.

i don’t want that type of responsibility :stare: 
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Professional Writer
lol!!!   TheGalleryOfEve so true though.... crying laughing thinking emoji 
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:iconthegalleryofeve:
TheGalleryOfEve Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Professional Digital Artist
HAHLP THEM, JENFRUZZ!!! :noes:
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:iconnightsvallow:
nightsvallow Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Hobbyist Writer
"You cry, I cry.
You laugh, I laugh.
You jump off a cliff,
I laugh even harder."

Uhm, no?
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KaizenKitty Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2020  Professional Writer
:rofl: :clap:
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