1. I don't have all of my toenails on my left foot 2. I love tacos more than I love myself 3. The first time I babysat a kid, I creeped out the mother by telling weird stories I made and wasn't allowed to babysit again.
1.) I'm low-key thicc 2.) When I was younger at some church; the other kids and I were talking about Pokemon. The preacher then came up to us, and told us not to "worship" these distractions from God 3.) I'm allergic to pork