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Wait, that’s illegal.

Convert a legal activity or job and explain the activity/job in a very sketchy/illegal/dark way.
And another person guesses what it is-
Or something, idk.

Here, I’ll give you my thingy-majig, “I shoot people and their family member for money, people give me money to shoot others so I can make a profit.”

UwU

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I was chasing a poor animal, then it screamed and tried to run away, but I continued.

Chasing, I think, is a negative connotation-

But if chasing is a good connotation, maybe I guess, uh.. pet trainer?
idontknow

I was giving treatment to my cat. Injections, pills, bandages. Nothing cats fancy.

Ah I see

I harass people until they pay me money.

Edited Apr 18, 2019

A marketing agent

Nope.

I give up sorry-
Your wording is very quick and it can apply to tons of things-

Debt collector.

Ohh, I get it now

Yep, I don't really have to exaggerate my job though. It's pretty evil by default.

I target people and break their bones, break their hearts, then print it on paper so I can break the hearts of witnesses

uM, uh

Tribunal-?
(Idontknowagh)

Haha, it's writer. I wasn't sure if it was going to make sense

oH-!

The “break their bones” and “witnesses” threw me off, eh-heh

And based off witnesses I thought it was some sort of justice and law job

Breaking their bones was any time I put my characters into situations that physically harm them. Witnesses were the readers >.<

ohhh-

Yeaaaah

I work under a cruel mastermind. Torturing little children... Slowly brainwashing them as my slaves to make them do work for hours on end...

Teacher

Close but nah

this is illegal, you know

No, it’s a photographer lmao-

Driving around in a van. Walks into people homes and takes their furniture. Sometimes takes the people too.