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something your friends said that was just plain rude

:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
my friend once said if i were a girl i would have a flat chest

i almost hit him in the head with my louis vuitton handbag

but then i remembered that classy women don't act that way
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:iconslingshot287:
slingshot287 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2018
Anything that resembles bro-ing down.
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:iconsymbiote-god:
Symbiote-God Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2018  Professional Writer
Some of y'all have bad friends, I ain't gonna lie.
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:iconkawaiiruby235:
KawaiiRuby235 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2018  Student General Artist
(Whine alert) My friend looked at my YouTube account, and I specifically told him not to look at the Lams animatics, but he did anyway, and then he laughed. In my face. Yeah. Not my proudest moment.
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:iconhabituated:
habituated Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
"I want to rape (censored DeviantArt user)"
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speedysketch Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist

my friend at school said "this is how anime characters cut themselves"
and he pretended to cut himself really fast
and i'm like "you shouldn't joke about that :/" and he said something like "wow really."
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XenoMorphicDaisys Featured By Owner Edited Nov 8, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
A lot of the time some of my friends are unintentionally rude
its more what they do sometimes,like not listen to me,or not invite me to things


thats ok though


i dont go outside anyway
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:iconthecunningcondor:
TheCunningCondor Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2018  Student Filmographer
"Vetern's Day. Hooray for dead soldiers."
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:iconarmstrongy85:
Armstrongy85 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
A once lowlife friend of mine said that I dressed like a tramp problem is he dressed like a tramp I was dressed classy in a suit 
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TheCouple-at-No27 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2018  Professional Filmographer
A friend once told me I was a cheap slut skank whore.
He was always such a good judge of character.
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:iconfat-punisher:
Fat-Punisher Featured By Owner Edited Nov 7, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My best friend calls me "faggot" and "nigger" all the time.
But it doesn't offend me at all in the slightest to be honest.

I'm white so obviously the second slur is just facetious japery.
I'm also Bi but really we've both been using the internet for so long and faggot gets tossed around like a hot potato, it's probably the second most used word in online gaming at this point. 
I know my friend has nothing against gay people, intent really matters.

The worst thing my friend ever called me was "liar"
That hurts more than any slur or swear word, because I've only been blunt and honest with people.
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Aesop-sin Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I did a personality test and my friends called me a psycopath... wasn't very cool of them
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:iconjinxremoval:
JinxRemoval Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Most of what my friends say is pretty rude. They're not the most refined group of individuals. 
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:iconbatrachomancy:
batrachomancy Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
So your a tranny freak. I thought every knew that
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:iconfat-punisher:
Fat-Punisher Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*you're
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
i'm tranny? i didn't know that
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:iconbatrachomancy:
batrachomancy Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
Trannies are born that way, its normal not to know

Have you considered shock therapy to correct it?
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
i become shockpremader
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:iconbatrachomancy:
batrachomancy Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
Well then you have to shock troll.
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
no thats not my aesthetic
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:iconbatrachomancy:
batrachomancy Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
No its your duty.
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
shoch therapy? is it when i shock your mom after she moans "shock me daddy"?
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:iconbatrachomancy:
batrachomancy Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
No thats the reason for it
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:iconblackcapbandit:
BlackCapBandit Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My friends says i'm skinny and that I should eat moreI think I've fainted. 
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
ask them to buy you food then
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:iconblackcapbandit:
BlackCapBandit Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I sure as hell will, ALL the good stuff. Although that doesn't beat the stress monster eating away your body.
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
dont stress out
be you
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:iconartificialphantom:
ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
A girl friend told me I have the personality of a mass murderer. I thought that was rude so I killed her.
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
eheheheheh that was bloody funny
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:iconneiot:
Neiot Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
A friend of mine told me I was broken. The worst part is, I am.
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
no wonder why i see myself in you
cause you a broken mirror
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:iconchaseawaythedark:
chaseawaythedark Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Student Writer
My friends call me emo and/or gay because of how I dress :saddummy: I call them straight because half of my friends aren't straight in some way :lol:
they also called me "ridiculous" and "extra" on Halloween when I wore my costume to school
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
thats so emo tional
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:iconsir-kuss:
Sir-Kuss Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
RIDICULOUS AND EXTRA IS BETTER THAN NOTHING. :icongwahplz:
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:iconchaseawaythedark:
chaseawaythedark Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Student Writer
I know :saddummy:
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:iconphil-n-deblanc:
Phil-N-DeBlanc Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Professional Artist
Good thing you didn't whack the bastard, the next step would be choking him with your Hermès scarf!
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
right?
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:iconxcrossfangx:
XCrossfangX Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Got a foreign friend once and said , "ching chang chong" on me. I died.
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
rip in pieces
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:iconxcrossfangx:
XCrossfangX Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Indeed xD
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:icongh-x-ulers:
GH-X-ULERS Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
You're Asian?
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:iconxcrossfangx:
XCrossfangX Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yee
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018   Writer
my friend once said if i were a guy id have manboobies
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
do we have the same friend
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2018   Writer
yuss :stare:
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:icongh-x-ulers:
GH-X-ULERS Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Trust me, that's a good thing.
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:iconthe-abyss-watcher:
The-Abyss-Watcher Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
But if I was a girl I'd prefer a flat chest.
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
why is that?
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:iconthe-abyss-watcher:
The-Abyss-Watcher Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
Easier to walk, easier to run, don't have to wear a stupid bra, and I'd also be lesbian.
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018
how would you know when u are a guy? 🤔
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:iconthe-abyss-watcher:
The-Abyss-Watcher Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
I know myself.
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