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I Am The Great Linguini

:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner Edited Sep 13, 2018
I can tell things about you that no other person would ever know. I know your past and future.

You must only pick one for me to read to you.


Ask the Great Linguini anything. Stare 

This is based on that burger joint two blocks away.

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:iconpilulu:
Pilulu Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student Traditional Artist
How old am I?
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner 14 hours ago
The Great Linguini can only tell the past and future in vague sentences. Stare 
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:iconpilulu:
Pilulu Featured By Owner 14 hours ago  Student Traditional Artist
Not So Great Linguini
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner 13 hours ago
The Great Linguini is great just limited in powers. Stare 
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:iconpilulu:
Pilulu Featured By Owner 12 hours ago  Student Traditional Artist
Lame
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner 12 hours ago
Why won't you let me read your past(a) or future? Stare 
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:iconpilulu:
Pilulu Featured By Owner 10 hours ago  Student Traditional Artist
Because you're an imp(a)ost(a)or
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner 3 hours ago
What makes you say that? Stare 
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:iconsir-kuss:
Sir-Kuss Featured By Owner 13 hours ago  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Great Linguini is greatly limited.
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner 13 hours ago
A pasta dish can only do so much. Stare 
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:iconwynautwarrior:
WynautWarrior Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
What kind of artist will I become?
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner 1 day ago
The Great Linguini can only tell the past and future in vague sentences. Stare 
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:iconwynautwarrior:
WynautWarrior Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Artist
Ok, sorry. What is my future then?
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner Edited 14 hours ago
You will become a dragon rider in the year 3624, your dragon will accidentally breathe fire which will open a time portal that will take you back to the 1402. Where you will have to fight and dethrone an evil king and then claim victory over the land. Stare 

Price is $200, how would you like to pay?
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:iconwynautwarrior:
WynautWarrior Featured By Owner 14 hours ago  Hobbyist Artist
Sweet. I have this katana forged by a legendary sword smith. Will that be acceptable?
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner 14 hours ago
Yes. Thank you. :grinstare: 
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:iconsir-kuss:
Sir-Kuss Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2018  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Try again Linguini. Future. Get it right this time. :stare:
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner Edited Sep 18, 2018
The Great Linguini only gives out one reading per person. And that is Great Linguini to you. Stare 
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:iconsir-kuss:
Sir-Kuss Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
You are the worst Italian dish I've ever met. :stare:
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner 6 days ago
Unlike you, I'm not that great with salt. Stare 
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:iconsir-kuss:
Sir-Kuss Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
This is not salt, this is fury. :stare:
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Are you furious because of the salt? Stare 
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:iconsir-kuss:
Sir-Kuss Featured By Owner 13 hours ago  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Yes. You put too much in the dish. You're the worst cook and fortune teller. :stare:
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner 13 hours ago
How can I cook the dish, if I am the dish? Stare 
I'm not the worst because I am the Great Linguini.
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:icondastael:
Dastael Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018  New Deviant
What did I eat yesterday?
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018
You ate food yesterday. Stare 

Price is $200, how would you like to pay?
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:icondastael:
Dastael Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2018  New Deviant
Damn, I only got like $20 in the bank for the next week (I wish I was joking)
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2018
I accept all forms all forms of payment. Danish ore, monopoly, peanuts, to name a few I have already accepted. Stare 

(Huh, well that sucks, maybe you could sell art to earn some money? Idk)
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:icondastael:
Dastael Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2018  New Deviant
Can I pay you in empty lighters? 
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2018
I accept your offer. Thank you. :grinstare: 
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:iconnsane99:
Nsane99 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
What is my future, great Linguini?
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2018
You will become a great comic book artist. Stare 

Price is $200, how would you like to pay?
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:iconnsane99:
Nsane99 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2018  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Will you accept payment in the form of 400 shirt buttons that look deceivingly like American coinage?
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2018
I accept your buttons. Thank you. :grinstare: 
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:iconeta-carinae2001:
Eta-Carinae2001 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2018
Aren't you an Italian food?
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018
Yes, but I traveled to America in the 19th Century. Stare 
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:iconeta-carinae2001:
Eta-Carinae2001 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018
Ah, the days of old ocean travel.
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018
Switching out of character for a moment. But I learned some weird things while researching for this pasta dish. Like, did you know that October is annual pasta month?
I thought I would share that. :D
 
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:iconeta-carinae2001:
Eta-Carinae2001 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018
I didn't know that, actually. Cool!
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018
Wait a minute I just realized something. Eta your back! La la la la 
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:iconeta-carinae2001:
Eta-Carinae2001 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018
Yeah, my journal entry tells all
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018
Yeah I saw. I'm sorry you had to deal with that. If you feel like you need time away from DA then that is okay. I'm just glad that you are back. Hug 
I think everyone missed you though, to be honest. Heart 
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:iconbabakosen:
BabakoSen Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
what do I want to do?
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018
The Great linguini can only tell your past and future in vague sentences. Stare 
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:iconbabakosen:
BabakoSen Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
future then.
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2018
You will be a sea witch. :stare: 

Price is $200, how would you like to pay?
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:iconbabakosen:
BabakoSen Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Grables
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LizzyChrome Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Which Hogwarts house should I sort Captain Marvel into and why? I don't want to have to wait until her movie comes out! 
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:iconkukkikeki:
kukkikeki Featured By Owner Edited Sep 15, 2018
The Great Linguini can only give pasts and futures about you in vague sentences. Stare 
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:iconlizzychrome:
LizzyChrome Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Only about me? Not Captain Marvel? 
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