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I Am The Great Linguini

:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Edited Sep 13, 2018
I can tell things about you that no other person would ever know. I know your past and future.

You must only pick one for me to read to you.


Ask the Great Linguini anything. Stare 

This is based on that burger joint two blocks away.

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:iconzeppelinrose67:
Zeppelinrose67 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh magic 8 ball great one, tell me if I am going to make my brother cry today.









God I hope so. Stare  
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2018
Yes, in about three hundred years from now. Stare 

That will be $200, how would you like to pay?
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:icongopandaawake:
goPandaawake Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2018
Okay, I seriously need answers to this. Will my dog have a bad stomic today?
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Edited Sep 27, 2018
I'm not an actual psychic I just do this for fun online. If your worried that your dog will have a bad stomach today and this has persisted I would suggest taking them to a vet.
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goPandaawake Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2018
I know, it was my humour. I don’t belive in people who claim they are psychic.
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2018
I kind of figured since in this Thread I'm a fortune telling pasta dish. But when you said that you were serious, I actually thought you were about your dog.
Wait a minute do you have a dog? Or were you just being funny? :)
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:icongopandaawake:
goPandaawake Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2018
No no, I am rarely serious and never if I say it. 
But I do have a dog, dogs to be more exact. 
My cute babies lol.

Soooo Cute..Onion 
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2018
Lol, okay. :D
Awe! I'm more of a cat person, but I love me some dogs! How  many dogs do you have? (The more the merrier!)
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:iconmrgreen36:
Mrgreen36 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
What will happen in my future?
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2018
You'll turn from MrGreen to MrPurple. Stare 

Price is $200, how would you like to pay?
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:iconmrgreen36:
Mrgreen36 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Oh good. I like purple.

As for payment, how about I pay you in 5000 years time when I'm no longer broke
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2018
I accept that. Thank you. :grinstare: 
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:iconpilulu:
Pilulu Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
How old am I?
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018
The Great Linguini can only tell the past and future in vague sentences. Stare 
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:iconpilulu:
Pilulu Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
Not So Great Linguini
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018
The Great Linguini is great just limited in powers. Stare 
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:iconpilulu:
Pilulu Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
Lame
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018
Why won't you let me read your past(a) or future? Stare 
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:iconpilulu:
Pilulu Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
Because you're an imp(a)ost(a)or
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018
What makes you say that? Stare 
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:iconsir-kuss:
Sir-Kuss Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Great Linguini is greatly limited.
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018
A pasta dish can only do so much. Stare 
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:iconwynautwarrior:
WynautWarrior Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
What kind of artist will I become?
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2018
The Great Linguini can only tell the past and future in vague sentences. Stare 
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:iconwynautwarrior:
WynautWarrior Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
Ok, sorry. What is my future then?
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Edited Sep 25, 2018
You will become a dragon rider in the year 3624, your dragon will accidentally breathe fire which will open a time portal that will take you back to the 1402. Where you will have to fight and dethrone an evil king and then claim victory over the land. Stare 

Price is $200, how would you like to pay?
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:iconwynautwarrior:
WynautWarrior Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
Sweet. I have this katana forged by a legendary sword smith. Will that be acceptable?
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018
Yes. Thank you. :grinstare: 
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:iconsir-kuss:
Sir-Kuss Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2018  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Try again Linguini. Future. Get it right this time. :stare:
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Edited Sep 18, 2018
The Great Linguini only gives out one reading per person. And that is Great Linguini to you. Stare 
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:iconsir-kuss:
Sir-Kuss Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2018  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
You are the worst Italian dish I've ever met. :stare:
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2018
Unlike you, I'm not that great with salt. Stare 
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:iconsir-kuss:
Sir-Kuss Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2018  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is not salt, this is fury. :stare:
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2018
Are you furious because of the salt? Stare 
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:iconsir-kuss:
Sir-Kuss Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes. You put too much in the dish. You're the worst cook and fortune teller. :stare:
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018
How can I cook the dish, if I am the dish? Stare 
I'm not the worst because I am the Great Linguini.
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:icondastael:
Dastael Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018
What did I eat yesterday?
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018
You ate food yesterday. Stare 

Price is $200, how would you like to pay?
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:icondastael:
Dastael Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2018
Damn, I only got like $20 in the bank for the next week (I wish I was joking)
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2018
I accept all forms all forms of payment. Danish ore, monopoly, peanuts, to name a few I have already accepted. Stare 

(Huh, well that sucks, maybe you could sell art to earn some money? Idk)
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:icondastael:
Dastael Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2018
Can I pay you in empty lighters? 
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2018
I accept your offer. Thank you. :grinstare: 
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:iconnsane99:
Nsane99 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What is my future, great Linguini?
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2018
You will become a great comic book artist. Stare 

Price is $200, how would you like to pay?
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:iconnsane99:
Nsane99 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Will you accept payment in the form of 400 shirt buttons that look deceivingly like American coinage?
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2018
I accept your buttons. Thank you. :grinstare: 
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:iconeta-carinae2001:
Eta-Carinae2001 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2018
Aren't you an Italian food?
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018
Yes, but I traveled to America in the 19th Century. Stare 
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:iconeta-carinae2001:
Eta-Carinae2001 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018
Ah, the days of old ocean travel.
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:iconkookiekakes:
KookieKakes Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018
Switching out of character for a moment. But I learned some weird things while researching for this pasta dish. Like, did you know that October is annual pasta month?
I thought I would share that. :D
 
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