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Would you rather eat a raw lizard or shew on a used condom for 5 minutes ?

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olq-plo Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
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:iconsmurfwaffe:
SmurfWaffe Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2018
I'll eat the lizard 🦎 
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:iconmayr1994:
mayr1994 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
depends on what kind of condom and who did the using
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:iconsuperftmn:
superftmn Featured By Owner Edited Aug 25, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Raw lizard might be kind of delicious. :shrug:

Plus: AIDS
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:iconnightsvallow:
nightsvallow Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Tough question. I don't like killing animals, but vore is hot. Can I choose who has been using the condm?
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:iconolq-plo:
olq-plo Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Who would you prefer ?
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:iconnightsvallow:
nightsvallow Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
your mom
Me, obviously!

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:iconhe4rt-br34k:
he4rt-br34k Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lizard. there's a possibility that the condom users have a contagious and incurable STD's. 
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:iconartjournal77:
ArtJournal77 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lizard, and I think most of Deviantart users would choose the condom tho.
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:icondamaimikaz:
DamaiMikaz Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How about neither :stare:
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:iconchowmeinfurher:
chowMEINfurher Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018
lizard
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:iconyamajun-fan98:
YamaJun-Fan98 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018
Neither, for both are quite disgusting. :bleh: Plus lizards are cute.
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vonRibbeck Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist
What's with all these people being scared of aids? I'm almost sure that chewing on a condom will never contract aids. Except we're having open wounds in our mouth. There are other STDs to consider of course, but then again a raw lizard is not exactly hygienic either. Depending on the lizard, it could be poisonous.

I'd make it probably dependent on the lizard and what the definition of raw is. Comodowaran or one of these cute little fellas that are as big as my pinky? Everything, with bones and guts? Am I allowed to chop it painstakinlgy into small bits and mix them and make a ball out of it?
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:iconolq-plo:
olq-plo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
:nausea:  
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:iconvonribbeck:
vonRibbeck Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist
What? It was your idea.
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:iconeyeballearth:
EyeballEarth Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Condom I guess, I like lizards.

How do you come up with those thread topics:o (Eek) 
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olq-plo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I was watching Startup and this guy took off his condom after a night of sex and there was an expression of disgust on his face, so I thought of this lol
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:iconsavagefrog:
SavageFrog Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd choose the lizard
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:iconlemiken7:
Lemiken7 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Professional General Artist
Did the lizard use the condom? 
That's quite a conscientious lizard if he did. 
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:icongotappenname:
Gotappenname Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018
raw  Lizard  of course :) , I can't chew gum cause it plastic for goodness sake 
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:iconmikomics:
Mikomics Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If I'm ever in a situation where someone is forcing me to choose between these and I can't say no, it's probably a crazy serial killer forcing me to choose at gunpoint. And his condom is probably loaded with STDs so I'll take the lizard. That way in the unlikely event that I escape, I won't be stuck with AIDs.
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:iconhappyjoy:
Happyjoy Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Professional Traditional Artist
Condom obviously.
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:iconjoeeyemonster:
JoeEyeMonster Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018
What the...?
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:iconthecynicalviet:
TheCynicalViet Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, I've already eaten a raw lizard when I was younger so I may as well...
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:iconghoulers777:
ghoulers777 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Neither because i'm not that insane.
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:iconwillifink:
WILLIFINK Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
The condom for course lol (if she don't have AIDS)
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:iconhe4rt-br34k:
he4rt-br34k Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it was used by two gay men. 
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:iconwillifink:
WILLIFINK Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh so I wash it lol
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:iconartjournal77:
ArtJournal77 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Told ya
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:icon2namretsimeht:
2naMretsiMehT Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018
Easy choice raw lizard. Less chance of dying from AIDs
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:iconjbasco15:
JBasco15 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
A raw lizard. I least I could fulfill my fantasy playing as Bear Grylls.
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:icontim-in-a-box:
tim-in-a-box Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018
If it's my guy's condome then sure, he doesn't have anything that he hasn't given me yet
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:iconauthenticity11:
authenticity11 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
neither that shits fucked up
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:iconeta-carinae2001:
Eta-Carinae2001 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018
"Shew?"
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:iconghoulers777:
ghoulers777 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Chew*
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:iconeta-carinae2001:
Eta-Carinae2001 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018
Oh.

Ewwwww
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:iconrockstar1009:
rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Is the lizard raw because the condom was used on it? :horny:
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:iconolq-plo:
olq-plo Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm not sure what you mean...
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:iconslingshot287:
slingshot287 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  New Deviant
it's ok, its just not right for the children
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:iconzoppadoppa:
zoppadoppa Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Student General Artist
Raw lizard
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:iconi-saw-it-glisten:
I-Saw-It-Glisten Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
Lizards- preferably not dead; and coated in moisture.
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:iconmochitila:
mochitila Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Student General Artist
I'll take the condom
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:iconlobosabio:
LoboSabio Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
:sing: I wish I was in Tijuana eating barbecued iguana...
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018
shew on a used condom for 5 minutes 
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018
can we make it 10 minutes tho?
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:iconcestarian:
Cestarian Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018   Digital Artist
Raw lizard assuming it won't give me any diseases... or poisoning.
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:iconkoushoku-jin:
Koushoku-jin Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Already tasted bayawak ( local Monitor Lizard ) years back, so I'll go with the lizard :chew:
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:iconfinakiyomo:
finakiyomo Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Why not both? At once. :eyes:
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:iconcestarian:
Cestarian Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018   Digital Artist
raw lizard in a used condom, oh boy oh boy
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:iconfinakiyomo:
finakiyomo Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
My fav
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olq-plo Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
That's even more disgusting :bleh:
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