What's with all these people being scared of aids? I'm almost sure that chewing on a condom will never contract aids. Except we're having open wounds in our mouth. There are other STDs to consider of course, but then again a raw lizard is not exactly hygienic either. Depending on the lizard, it could be poisonous.
I'd make it probably dependent on the lizard and what the definition of raw is. Comodowaran or one of these cute little fellas that are as big as my pinky? Everything, with bones and guts? Am I allowed to chop it painstakinlgy into small bits and mix them and make a ball out of it?
If I'm ever in a situation where someone is forcing me to choose between these and I can't say no, it's probably a crazy serial killer forcing me to choose at gunpoint. And his condom is probably loaded with STDs so I'll take the lizard. That way in the unlikely event that I escape, I won't be stuck with AIDs.
This thread is on about the same level as "Would you beat me up and call me an fat ugly retard?" or "Do women really like big strong macho men?" I refuse to answer the question in the title. Make a better thread next time. Quality is better than quantity.