Things you just can't see yourself doing.
What sort of things can you just not see yourself doing?For me:
-Climbing a mountain like Mount Everest.
It just holds absolutely no appeal to me.
-Swimming with sharks. Nope, not going to do it. 
-Jumping out of airplanes. Heck no!
-Walking a high tightrope. No thanks.
-Hot air balloon ride? NO.
-Piercing my clitoris. 
NO!
NO! -Bungee jumping. No.
-Getting a face tattoo.
-Kissing a pet on the mouth.
You know a moment ago it was probably just licking its genitals, right?
-Eating anything that's alive and swimming in its own mucus. 
-Clicking on suspicious internet links. 
No.
No.Your turn!
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Getting an a in math class
drugs well except maybe weed when I'm an adult and it won't jack up my mind I kinda want to try it just to try it
Piercing any part of my body except maybe my ears definitely not my belly button or clitoris like you said
getting people to appreciate my French surrender jokes
drugs well except maybe weed when I'm an adult and it won't jack up my mind I kinda want to try it just to try it
Piercing any part of my body except maybe my ears definitely not my belly button or clitoris like you said
getting people to appreciate my French surrender jokes
Becoming a comic artist, that's what I really wanna do, but sometimes my art block gets so bad it's like I can draw anything in my imagination and at other times it's like I've completely forgotten how to draw...
Hurting an innocent person
Anything that doesn't involve mirrors.
-begging
-undergoing plastic surgery (unless i get into a terrible accident)
-dating someone of the same sex
-doing religious work
-getting addicted to illegal drugs
-selling illegal drugs (pushers are literally being killed here)
-falling in love with someone i haven't seen in person.
i might be about to break the last part... i promised myself not to but then i started interacting with someone here in the forums. i wanna stop thinking about her, piggy. i just fear that my feelings won't be reciprocated. and even if it would be i doubt that i'd ever get the chance to meet her because she lives in a different country.
-undergoing plastic surgery (unless i get into a terrible accident)
-dating someone of the same sex
-doing religious work
-getting addicted to illegal drugs
-selling illegal drugs (pushers are literally being killed here)
-falling in love with someone i haven't seen in person.
i might be about to break the last part... i promised myself not to but then i started interacting with someone here in the forums. i wanna stop thinking about her, piggy. i just fear that my feelings won't be reciprocated. and even if it would be i doubt that i'd ever get the chance to meet her because she lives in a different country.
There was this one social media post where this woman was on her period
Some meat fell out of her vagina
Shedding from her uteral lining
She cooked it into bacon
And fed it to her husband
And children
Without telling them
I just can’t see myself doing this
Some meat fell out of her vagina
Shedding from her uteral lining
She cooked it into bacon
And fed it to her husband
And children
Without telling them
I just can’t see myself doing this
Funny, jumping off an airplane was something I thought might be right up your Ellie.
>"You know a moment ago it was probably just licking its genitals, right?"
Right. According to what I read dogs usually have cleaner penises than human men. (okay
The person who wrote this was a zoophile, but still)
>"Eating anything that's alive and swimming in its own mucus."
You never ate your boogers?
My turn:
I can never see myself wiping my own butt. I always do it behind my back, so I don't notice. But I know it all the same.
I could never do a job called "Boss", "Chief ...", "Head of ..." or "Geschäftsführer". I'm terrible at leading.
I could never moderate or supervise an Internet forum. I can't deal with all the gross things people come up with.
>"You know a moment ago it was probably just licking its genitals, right?"
Right. According to what I read dogs usually have cleaner penises than human men. (okay
The person who wrote this was a zoophile, but still) >"Eating anything that's alive and swimming in its own mucus.
"You never ate your boogers?
My turn:
I can never see myself wiping my own butt. I always do it behind my back, so I don't notice. But I know it all the same.
I could never do a job called "Boss", "Chief ...", "Head of ..." or "Geschäftsführer". I'm terrible at leading.
I could never moderate or supervise an Internet forum. I can't deal with all the gross things people come up with.
All the same things you listed, plus:
>riding a roller coaster
>seeing a horror movie
>getting married
>applying for the military
>getting a tattoo and/or piercing anywhere
>riding a roller coaster
>seeing a horror movie
>getting married
>applying for the military
>getting a tattoo and/or piercing anywhere
Horror movies are just meh I think. There's not much to them these days. Mostly just shaking cameras and cheap effects. 
They still give my nightmares.
Skydiving, the anxiety gives me most of my adrenaline.
Oh dear... 
Murder
Getting in a relationship at all
Getting in a relationship at all
slaving all my time away - I'm already a slave to the parasite, I can't wait for the start of my outward revolution, just gotta keep on the sungaze grind, my face is a little burned for today tho
Good luck. Here's a bat. Kill that darn parasite
the parasites are inside my body and the only way I can kill them is by permanently fasting
You think you are unworthy of a relationship? lol
Yeah i am *sigh*
Listening to shit music such as dubstep.
Getting married.
Being a normie.
Watching/getting into sports.
Going outside.
What's wrong with the outside?
Drying up. There shall never be total dryness.
Do you ever worry about freezing solid?
Occasionally.