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Things you just can't see yourself doing.

:iconpiggies-go-moo:
piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:bulletpink: What sort of things can you just not see yourself doing?

For me:

   -Climbing a mountain like Mount Everest.
    It just holds absolutely no appeal to me.

  -Swimming with sharks. Nope, not going to do it. :no:

  -Jumping out of airplanes. Heck no!

  -Walking a high tightrope. No thanks.

  -Hot air balloon ride? NO.

  -Piercing my clitoris. :stare: NO!

  -Bungee jumping. No.

  -Getting a face tattoo. :no:

  -Kissing a pet on the mouth.
   You know a moment ago it was probably just licking its genitals, right? :stare:

  -Eating anything that's alive and swimming in its own mucus. :bleh:

  -Clicking on suspicious internet links. :paranoid: No.

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:iconkittyee:
kittyee Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Getting an a in math class 

drugs well except maybe weed when I'm an adult and it won't jack up my mind I kinda want to try it just to try it 

Piercing any part of my body except maybe my ears definitely not my belly button or clitoris like you said 

getting people to appreciate my French surrender jokes 
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TheFifthHombre Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2018  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Becoming a comic artist, that's what I really wanna do, but sometimes my art block gets so bad it's like I can draw anything in my imagination and at other times it's like I've completely forgotten how to draw...
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miminaa-chan Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hurting an innocent person 
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:iconmikomics:
Mikomics Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Anything that doesn't involve mirrors.
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he4rt-br34k Featured By Owner Edited Aug 11, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
-begging
-undergoing plastic surgery (unless i get into a terrible accident)
-dating someone of the same sex
-doing religious work
-getting addicted to illegal drugs
-selling illegal drugs (pushers are literally being killed here)
-falling in love with someone i haven't seen in person.

i might be about to break the last part... i promised myself not to but then i started interacting with someone here in the forums. i wanna stop thinking about her, piggy. i just fear that my feelings won't be reciprocated. and even if it would be i doubt that i'd ever get the chance to meet her because she lives in a different country. 
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RedLuigi2887 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018
There was this one social media post where this woman was on her period
Some meat fell out of her vagina
Shedding from her uteral lining
She cooked it into bacon
And fed it to her husband
And children
Without telling them
I just can’t see myself doing this
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nightsvallow Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Funny, jumping off an airplane was something I thought might be right up your Ellie.

>"You know a moment ago it was probably just licking its genitals, right?"
Right. According to what I read dogs usually have cleaner penises than human men. (okay ^^; The person who wrote this was a zoophile, but still)

>"Eating anything that's alive and swimming in its own mucus. :bleh:"
You never ate your boogers? :D


My turn:
I can never see myself wiping my own butt. I always do it behind my back, so I don't notice. But I know it all the same.

I could never do a job called "Boss", "Chief ...", "Head of ..." or "Geschäftsführer". I'm terrible at leading.

I could never moderate or supervise an Internet forum. I can't deal with all the gross things people come up with.
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Mr-Pink-Rose Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018
All the same things you listed, plus:
>riding a roller coaster
>seeing a horror movie
>getting married
>applying for the military
>getting a tattoo and/or piercing anywhere
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piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Horror movies are just meh I think. There's not much to them these days. Mostly just shaking cameras and cheap effects.  :shrug:
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:iconmr-pink-rose:
Mr-Pink-Rose Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018
They still give my nightmares.
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:iconstardusttrooper:
StardustTrooper Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Skydiving, the anxiety gives me most of my adrenaline. :stare: 
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:iconpiggies-go-moo:
piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh dear... :O_o:
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:iconryanbeats:
RyanBeats Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Murder
Getting in a relationship at all
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:iconauthenticity11:
authenticity11 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
slaving all my time away - I'm already a slave to the parasite, I can't wait for the start of my outward revolution, just gotta keep on the sungaze grind, my face is a little burned for today tho
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RyanBeats Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Good luck. Here's a bat. Kill that darn parasite
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:iconauthenticity11:
authenticity11 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
the parasites are inside my body and the only way I can kill them is by permanently fasting
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:iconryanbeats:
RyanBeats Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh
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:iconpiggies-go-moo:
piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You think you are unworthy of a relationship? lol
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:iconryanbeats:
RyanBeats Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah i am *sigh*
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GunshiZanzibar Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  New Deviant
Listening to shit music such as dubstep.
Getting married.
Being a normie.
Watching/getting into sports.
Going outside.
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piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What's wrong with the outside? :paranoid:
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:iconi-saw-it-glisten:
I-Saw-It-Glisten Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
Drying up. There shall never be total dryness.
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:iconpiggies-go-moo:
piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Do you ever worry about freezing solid? :paranoid:
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:iconi-saw-it-glisten:
I-Saw-It-Glisten Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
Occasionally.
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:iconfuwacake:
FuwaCake Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Does people really Pierce their clitoris ?
i can't see myself : 
- taking DRUGS killing, murder or stealing or any illegal activities
- Drinking Alcohol, smoking
- hurting Animals Or people (feelings or physically)
- working in a job i don't like H3H3. Ethan Triggered meme 
- being In a cough cough relationshit cough cough INTERNALIZED OPPRESSION h3h3productions ethan icon 
- getting a tattoo, piercings in anywhere expect my ears  
- suicide (Pls don't do that ♥)
- being  racist (OH HELL NOOOOO)
- being Weak and submissive Person 
-  Being a prostitute
-  climbing a mountain OR taking selfies over skyscrapers (Nono) 
- going to a night club
- watching football 
- being pregnant
- not owning at least one cat
- being a bad daughter (i love fam ♥) 
- BEING WITH NO GOAL OR DREAMS Hillary is Triggered h3h3Productions #triggered (chat/comment emoticon) triggered Undertale Triggered Sans {CHAT ICON} I said EVERYONE STAY IN YOUR SEATS!! #triggered 
- watching Anime/series that has 1000+ Eps Mildly Internally Triggered Disappointed Confused Mercy is triggered  
- liking Donald tramp Trump Intensifies 
- playing doki doki shit club Jeyawue triggered version 1  (i don't even know why that shit is so popular)
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:iconpiggies-go-moo:
piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Does people really Pierce their clitoris ?"

Oh yes. It's actually gaining in popularity too for some reason. :stare:

So many moving emotes! :lol:
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nightsvallow Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
afaik they pierce the hood, not the actual clitoris. That would be :x unwise...
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ElviraCheyenne666 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Getting a tattoo or piercing (I for one love vintage clip-on earrings)
Actually having a job
Having a relationship with/marrying a 3D person
Getting pregnant with a non-astral child/having kids in general, not infertile as best to my knowledge but don't want them or to get pregnant and I can't afford adoption or to foster, don't like kids anyways, love my astral spirit possessed dolls tho
Not owning at least 1 cat
Not owning a bunch of dolls and MLPs although I did get rid of several of both recently, both at my mom's garage sale this summer and now picking some to get rid of now that I'm moving, I still have a bunch and have a shelf of dolls to go through still tho
Being Goth again (long over that phase)
Becoming a Christian like EVER (I'm an eclectic but mostly Satanic witch, although I do include some Catholic beliefs in my practices)
Never not being obsessed with Charles II of Spain and the Habsburgs or American Horror Story or anime or MLP or Disney Princesses
Never not being friends with my best internet friends
Doing anything athletic beyond walking or swimming, basically the only exercise I actually do
Losing weight and keeping it off yet at the same time I don't want to be 400+ lbs and can't see myself weighing that much
Being diabetic because of my dad's side's lucky genes despite the fact we're all short and heavy and I have an aunt who is 400lbs with no diabetes
Not owning a shit ton of makeup and clothes
Never not being a waifuist
Never actually believing my spirit family to be a delusion or fantasy at this point
Never not loving historical and vintage stuff ranging from the 17th-mid 20th centuries and loving especially the 17th and 18th centuries, Regency era, Victorian era, and 40's-80's
Never wanting to be a darling 50's housewaifu
Never being ME!
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:iconkittyee:
kittyee Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait what do you mean a 3D person 
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:iconelviracheyenne666:
ElviraCheyenne666 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
You know, a person, not like a 2D waifu.
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:iconpiggies-go-moo:
piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's quite a list Elvira!
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:iconelviracheyenne666:
ElviraCheyenne666 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes indeed!
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ALiteralcactus Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
GETTING A FULL NIGHTS SLEEP
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:iconauthenticity11:
authenticity11 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
this is fucking shit, before i was feeling it, i get up take a piss now nothing

what a load of dog shit

a full truck load

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A NEW FANTASTIC OFFER!
watch this
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:iconpiggies-go-moo:
piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I hear yah there!
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:iconfuwacake:
FuwaCake Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL 
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merryjayne13 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
-Working on cars-

-Getting/being relationship- im not ready

-Being good in math

-Getting tattoos on my face- i already got bad acne dont want anything else on my face XC

-wearing makeup- i always ruin it by rubbing my eyes and such-
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piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Working on cars"

These days, you pretty much have to plug them into computers now so that the computer can tell you what's going on with what sensors where. :hmm:
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merryjayne13 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
Oh god- never knew that lmfao
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:iconpiggies-go-moo:
piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My new Honda... oy, don't even get me started. :faint:
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:iconobelis:
Obelis Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Eating carrots. :stare: No. Just no.
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:iconmr-pink-rose:
Mr-Pink-Rose Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018
I like carrots.  It's squash I hate...that and spinach.
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:iconobelis:
Obelis Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
And I love spinach. :B
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:iconpiggies-go-moo:
piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Is it the taste or the texture or something else? What about other types of similar veggies?
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:iconobelis:
Obelis Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM, JUST EW.

Similar veggies - nope, either. I'm a picky one.
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omniscientbongos Featured By Owner Edited Aug 10, 2018  Professional Traditional Artist
- working an office job
- doing hard core drugs
- being a prostitute
- bungee jumping
- spelunking (cave exploring, particularly in tight places)
- murder
- gambling at a casino
- killing an animal (on purpose)
- listening to pop music and enjoying it
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piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"spelunking (cave exploring, particularly in tight places)"

That could be fun if you were with a group of trained people I think.

"working an office job"

I think that depends on the office and what the job is.
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TamaPochi Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
- getting a tattoo or piercings!! My ears don't count because they were pierced without my consent :( meaning when they got pierced when I was a baby haha
- doing drugs, self-harm
- having actual close friends
- becoming a leader politically or not 
- socializing with no difficulty
- murder
- everything you've written except for the kissing a pet :33 I don't care, I'll still kisss them!!
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piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"I don't care, I'll still kisss them!!"

Go wash your face. NOW! :stare:

lol :giggle:
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Eta-Carinae2001 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2018
Getting married

Dating

Falling in love (again)
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