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stockpremader, come over here. This thread says we're in love because you replied to me on Morbidman's thread. You know, that's a sign of true love.
me? im incapable of producing love
Because it the last person i could find that replied to me and i am not sure what they think of it because they wouldn't even let me have waffels and they identify as a toaster.
There are 2 to 3 people...but I shall not be tagging anyone 
TheGalleryOfEve, she was just about to kiss me anyway, so it suggested itself. Also I hear she's got a great taste in restaurants!
MalloryFox i like you, but i think you'd destroy my finances by constantly telling me to buy bacon for homeless people.
Nyahaha! Then lets go shopping and buy beef jerky sticks for our date! 
Or I suppose we could do something more normal...
Or I suppose we could do something more normal...
I'd buy those beef jerky sticks but my bank account has suddenly vanished. 
Also, what normal stuff do you want to do?
Also, what normal stuff do you want to do?
Huh, I wonder where it went
Uhh, go out to eat and idk, see a movie?
Uhh, go out to eat and idk, see a movie?
It's somewhere but it's definitely not here.
Also, a movie sounds good.
Also, a movie sounds good.
That seems problematic for you, though.
I feel like you're trying to say something...
I feel like you're trying to say something...
It totally is.
I was just making a reference to that joke you keep telling me about buying bacon for homeless people.
I was just making a reference to that joke you keep telling me about buying bacon for homeless people.
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StarlightCrux
I had the great chose ofdating girls, people too old to me or stockpremader , I ike Stockie, but he isn't a guy Iwanna date.
I had the great chose ofdating girls, people too old to me or stockpremader , I ike Stockie, but he isn't a guy Iwanna date.
I know im not boyfriend material because i have 7 wives
I know.
i know
Huh. I'm humbled, although I'm not sure what you see in me.
Not much, at least you are witty.
Most recent thread?
Jfc, you are making me choose from the Philosophy and Religion Regulars...
Most recent person?
KillianSeraphim , I hope you don't mind anti-theist teenage girls who are into Lovecraftian horror.
Jfc, you are making me choose from the Philosophy and Religion Regulars...
Most recent person?
KillianSeraphim , I hope you don't mind anti-theist teenage girls who are into Lovecraftian horror.
It would be pretty freaking awkward in the age and martial status department 
but Lovecraft is intriguing to me.
but Lovecraft is intriguing to me.
therealFrancisBacon
all of my notifications at the time were from them, so I kinda had to pick them
also I really like them
all of my notifications at the time were from them, so I kinda had to pick them
also I really like them
I would totally accept 
Awesome, where are we going