why do some girls act like they don't fart?


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ArtJournal77's avatar
The next big thing on DA: fart month celebration
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ArtJournal77's avatar
oh I bet you would like it.
Maybe they don't.
Shesvii's avatar
Yes, we fart. :iconkittennodplz:
Buuuut... :iconkirbyishappyplz: we fart cute pink glitter and our farts smell like lavender!! :iconyoucardplz:
stockpremader's avatar
the lavender i smelt many girls in my life released did smell like weird lavender
TheCouple-at-No27's avatar
They don't. I can smell yours in Australia  :)
TheCouple-at-No27's avatar
I don't fart. I have bottom burps.....
Harryasaboy's avatar
Bottom burps? Long ago I had a Japanese girlfriend that used that term.:D (Big Grin) 
Doc-Skitz's avatar
some of them don't, they relieve excess gas by flapping their gums in meaningless, inane babbling!
Starlight-Destiny's avatar
 I have a digestive system disorder so people learn pretty quick that women do, in fact, fart. And some of them even shit their pants sometimes.
Harryasaboy's avatar
When I was a boy I used to believe that my mother and sister were some kind of mutants because they were the only women I heard fart. Later as I got involved in long term relationships, I realized that when a girl farts near you it means she's comfortable around you.

Here's an amusing never aired (pun?) link to a Mythbusters episode about girls farting.
ARTificialphanTOM's avatar
They're saving it until they get married.
Shesvii's avatar
:iconlmfao-plz:
That's cruel!!
ARTificialphanTOM's avatar
Yes, marriage is cruel.
MsCreeptales's avatar
Because then people won't pay attention to my wonderful burps
KaizenKitty's avatar
because burping is sexier
TheGalleryOfEve's avatar
I don't fart at ALL!!! :innocent: revamp 
stockpremader's avatar
lie
i am your longest living fart, e-mm@
TheGalleryOfEve's avatar
Ewwwww!!! :iconwthamiseeingplz: I don't fart, I'm a LADY!!! :icondivaplz:

Meow fart with love