why do some girls act like they don't fart?
loosen up
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oh I bet you would like it.
Maybe they don't.
the lavender i smelt many girls in my life released did smell like weird lavender
They don't. I can smell yours in Australia
I don't fart. I have bottom burps.....
Bottom burps? Long ago I had a Japanese girlfriend that used that term.
some of them don't, they relieve excess gas by flapping their gums in meaningless, inane babbling!
what gums
oy vey!
I have a digestive system disorder so people learn pretty quick that women do, in fact, fart. And some of them even shit their pants sometimes.
When I was a boy I used to believe that my mother and sister were some kind of mutants because they were the only women I heard fart. Later as I got involved in long term relationships, I realized that when a girl farts near you it means she's comfortable around you.
Here's an amusing never aired (pun?) link to a Mythbusters episode about girls farting.
They're saving it until they get married.
Yes, marriage is cruel.
Because then people won't pay attention to my wonderful burps
because burping is sexier
lie
i am your longest living fart, e-mm@
i am your longest living fart, e-mm@