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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner May 16, 2018   Writer
lemme just have a little sacks talk on the forums, yes?

the kids need to learn this for ther own Sake Viktor drinking sake (GIF), yes?


middle schools cover the human reproductive system in bio, yes?
kids are 13 and up in middle school, yes?
people on this forum are 13 and up, yes?


get with the timez! it's no biggie Huggle Emote deal.




so How old were you when your guardians gave you the Talk (you know the talk Allura Shook plz the talk)?

Did you find it informative? find it funny? find it embarrassing?

What do you believe is the right age to give kids the Talk? 44 Should parents/guardians even give the Talk at all? Or let the schools and the interwebs handle it? Lance Cry Plz  What if your kid is homeschooled? Are you screwed?





Happy Shrug - Peridot  the "talk" I received mostly consisted of stuff about changing bodies in puberty and didn't even touch the topic of teh sacks. Shrug Emote I learned that all at school, from platonic friends and an overly enthusiastic bio teacher who thought showing 13-14 year old kids a porn film was OKAY GIF Steven Universe - Facepalm fucker scarred me for life! Eh for life!
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RedLuigi2887 Featured By Owner May 19, 2018
My parents never taught me about sex so the first time I ever learned about it I was very young probably 11 years old when I stumbled across porn videos and started having manic dreams about it where I’d wake up wet and drawing pictures of it to vent my lack of understanding, which my parents found and reprimanded me for, they also chanced upon my more homoerotic ones and my dad broke down in tears in fear I was “that way”
Even after all that I still haven’t been given me the talk -_-
My dad did tell me what sex positions were ideal though
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authenticity11 Featured By Owner May 19, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
your bio teacher sounds a lot like a pedophile
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authenticity11 Featured By Owner May 19, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
yo if I was me 2 hours ago I would of slapped me this shit is boring as fuck to read although it is as much fault as it is the OP's so fuck you op
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authenticity11 Featured By Owner May 19, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
i red half of what you wrote

i don't specifically remember my mother giving me the talk although when I was in year 1 or 2 she took me and all my siblings to see a movie called Knocked Up
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:iconauthenticity11:
authenticity11 Featured By Owner May 19, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
muhammad ali
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superftmn Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
 My parents sucked, so we never had any talks about anything.
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phoenixleo Featured By Owner May 17, 2018
I see you made it a very trendy tumblr loving post with those popular animation plz accounts. :iconpabuplz:
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noorin Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i still need the talk from my parents
but I know the stuff
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bellwi Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Never got the talk but I had sex ed in school. With 12-14? I don't really remember when. Might have been earlier too.
Not for an entire year but a couple of lessons in class and then a smaller group, sorted by genders with a female teacher, male teach for the boys,
so everyone was feeling a little more comfortable and save with asking question.
Was still awkward af.
But I think it should be done like that waaay more often. Or actually think it should be done like that everywhere cause you cant really count on the parents in that field.

I probably would struggle to have that talk with my possible kid, maybe if we had a closer relationship than I've with my parents? Maybe would get some book for help idk.
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Elgrig Featured By Owner May 17, 2018
Not really. I figured it out by 16 but I was generally uninterested in doing it.But was fascinated that I finally know where do babies come from. I do expect people to be responsible and wear protection. STDs man,you don't want them.

Pregnancy on the other hand scared the bejesus out of me.
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TheContessaJessa Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  New Deviant
I think some kids are actually having sex before that age, hard as that is to believe. They may not exactly how everything works, but they figure it out without the talk.
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CMG-simplestuff Featured By Owner Edited May 17, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
No one had to do the talk to me, it was done in school (i was only 11 then)

My mind has been permanently dirty since then
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:iconauthenticity11:
authenticity11 Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
the matrix was a hell of a trilogy
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36Theory Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Student Writer
I was never given "the talk".

Because I discovered the internet before then, enough said.
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LittleRedRipper Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was never given the talk by my parents. school explained it pretty well. 

My teacher started off with(and compared us to) elephants lmao. 
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TO1963 Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My mommy gave me the talk just yesterday :D i'm 46
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TheCynicalViet Featured By Owner Edited May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I never really had the talk with my grandfather (parents are out of the picture) cause I think he kinda knew, at that point, that I knew enough. I was never really interested in people, led alone girls, anyway so I guess I might have developed this early sense of responsibility regarding sex and things of sexual nature so he didn't really need to bother.

Also, in the gym's shower room, the coach and kids would always show eachother their penises. So for the male genitalia, I got a good look at. And regarding the other sex, our health ed class was pretty comprehensive so that was cool. 

And in terms of safe sex and responsibility, nothing was too preachy and things went pretty smoothly despite being filled with freshman.

Hell yeah, it's embarrassing. And really awkward as a parent cause there's no right or wrong way (there is, but) to go about but you don't want to do in a way your child is scarred or turned into a pervert. awkward blaze v2 
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thefaeryking Featured By Owner May 16, 2018
Uh, my mom was drunk and accidentally told me about periods.

I never had a proper "talk," my mom just asked me if I knew what sex was when I was 11 or 12, I said yes... Now she just screams abut abstinence all the time.
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LOLLBACKED Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Student Digital Artist
learnt it the way most millennials do: by googling it.
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner May 17, 2018   Writer
really? :O_o: wow. I am not most millennials... :saddummy:
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DikaWolf Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
Never been given the talk. Learned the old fashioned way, from the streets, and lost my virginity when I was 14.
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner May 17, 2018   Writer
OwO


you gonna give your kids the talk? or let school/internet/street/their mom handle it?
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DikaWolf Featured By Owner Edited May 17, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
Don't have kids that I know of. I gave my little brother the talk about drugs when he was a kid (he's 10 years younger than me). I told exactly what drugs felt like and what they do to you without embellishments (from first hand knowledge). He never got curious about them afterwards as he knew what they were like. I also was very open about any questions about sex he had when he asked.
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ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I still have not been given The Talk.
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner May 17, 2018   Writer
old fashioned folks?
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ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I guess.
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tgartrequestcenter Featured By Owner Edited May 16, 2018   General Artist
Well when a man loves a woman... -music plays- they usually end up in a divorce and lots of paperwork and hours spent fighting over who gets the kids. Later on the kids will take your life savings when you move to Florida.. after all collage is ooh so important!! Nothing like secularism to get you that job you didn't really want. This will keep you from retirement. Where you will spend your remaining days as a bag boi beta soy boi who dresses up as Mr peanut and gives young girls the creeps!! Even though it isnt your failt your so hansome and no one can see it!! All that surgry from your years serving the army has a tole on you. And lastly you are givin a choice to vote for Hillary or Trump..

In the end you watch Deadpool movies in the hope that maby!! Just just maby you could look as sexy in red tights
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner May 17, 2018   Writer
damn that's really realistic... :noes:
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tgartrequestcenter Featured By Owner May 17, 2018   General Artist
Just like this bump lump thing down below

-grins derpishly-
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ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Life makes sense now.
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tgartrequestcenter Featured By Owner May 17, 2018   General Artist
-shakes fist at Florida-
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Angelina-L Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I didn't need to have "the talk" actually.
Just heard some older kids talking about it, and got curious.
So I went home and Googled it.
...Yeah, 7-year-old me wasn't well monitored online.
As for reactions, I took it well. Just like, "Oh so that's what it is okay."
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KaizenKitty Featured By Owner May 17, 2018   Writer
wow. :wow: that is super early. did your folks ever plan on giving you the talk? and then they found out you already knew so they didn't bother? :hmm: or did they want you to learn it online?


would you give your kid the talk or just park them behind a computer?
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Angelina-L Featured By Owner May 21, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm not sure if they ever felt like it would be necessary? I mean, my school eventually ended up doing a couple sex ed classes later on so maybe they just decided to let them do it. (The class was decent enough, I suppose, even if it did just cover the very, very basic stuff.)
Me, IDK. I don't intend on having kids but if I did and they asked me about it I guess I'd try to explain it.
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warbabysonofzorro Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  New Deviant
asjjohnson told me im a faggot retard loser.
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squishyducks Featured By Owner May 16, 2018
lets see...I was about 11 when I got the "talk" from my parentsOh Noes! 

The thing is, at least over here, schools do a TERRIBLE job with sex education. So it's really up to the parents I guess?
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KaizenKitty Featured By Owner May 17, 2018   Writer
yeah... :paranoid: not all schools do a very good job of it... im also thinking the guardians/parents should at least give their kids a hint, but still feels so awkward... :hmm:



did you... ask for the talk? or did they just spring it at you?
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squishyducks Featured By Owner May 17, 2018
I can't remember if I asked for the talk or not...I don't think I did? But I agree! It was REALLY awkward for a parent to do it, and schools need to do a LOT better!!!Oh Noes! 
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HonouNoKage Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
The parents never gave me the talk, nor did school.  If I didn't have guy friends, guy friends that told an array of dirty jokes and bantered a bit too loud in 'locker room talk' on occasion, I honest-to-God think I never would've learned what a penis was.  Heck, I think I was what, fourteen when I finally did...?

Oh yeah, while I'm at it, you guys know about those abstinence-only teachers in the South, yeah~?  Well, lemme tell you my fabulous experience with one~ :la:  Not sure exactly how it came up, but they pretty much told us that girls who have casual sex would essentially wind up in some human trafficking ring with no hope of being saved, so save it for your one-and-only, kids~!  And then later on, they broke us off by gender and had us design an extremely detailed date with the opposite sex wherein we would choose what level of physical contact we would have and our partner's *clothing,* to which I piped up "But what about people that aren't attracted to the opposite sex, or asexual/aromantic people?" and they just looked at me like I was crazy and told me not to worry about it.  Like okay then, I guess an entire demographic of people just isn't there xD
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KaizenKitty Featured By Owner May 17, 2018   Writer
Oh my God...  Surprise
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JenFruzz Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
No mods because you don't want it shut down? There's a big difference between asking people how old they were when they learned what sex was and asking people to describe their pubic hair. :) 
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KaizenKitty Featured By Owner May 17, 2018   Writer
it's a meme   67


Plo started it with her No Boys Allowed thread
then Piggies parodied it with her No Dogs Allowed thread
then Super Duper Fit Man parodied that with his No Gods Allowed thread
85 and the closest thing to Gods are... well...
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piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's still a sexual discussion.

Where is the line drawn and who exactly determines what is and what isn't a sexual discussion?

Is there an actual written set of rules somewhere that specifically states this distinction?
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JenFruzz Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
You’re welcome to file a ticket with staff if you do not like how the forums are modded. :) you seem to think we do terribly anyway! 
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piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're welcome to answer the questions instead of dodging them - the answers can't be that hard to come by. You must have some type of criteria that you go by for what is and isn't a sexually themed thread. Is this criteria being kept a secret from the rest of us for a reason? Do we have to start making threads about numerous different sexual themes in order to figure it out for ourselves?

I don't think you moderators do terribly - I think the forums need moderators who are exclusively focused on them, and who are more active here, and who routinely interact with us here - not hiding over in Chat or taking care of numerous Galleries or Groups or whatever at the same time. We need moderators who are focused on this area of DA - especially given the large uptick in spamming and trolling that's been occurring recently. I don't think that's really too much to ask from a large website that supposedly values its users.
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KaizenKitty Featured By Owner May 17, 2018   Writer
[Do we have to start making threads about numerous different sexual themes in order to figure it out for ourselves?]



I like this experiment Daddy Moo Gou Winks Icon, let us try it!
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JenFruzz Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
I mean I think it’s pretty clear. A thread discussing if people were uncomfortable taking a very common class for “13 year olds” to take is a lot different than asking the same group of people to openly describe areas of their body in a way that would possibly (not definitely) qualify as child pornography. I am seriously baffled that the difference even needs to be explained.

Again, if you have actual questions or complaints then those are better suited to the staff that oversee CVs. 
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KaizenKitty Featured By Owner May 17, 2018   Writer
ah, thanks!  83  good point Jen. :D
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piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for your response.
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warbabysonofzorro Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  New Deviant
yO jen u should tell piggies to piss off
all her moaning and complaining
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