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Whould you rather have an intelligent parrot or a talking dog?

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Proximasaur Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
As the title says, it is tricky right? So go on xD
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Nic-Nacks-Art-Shack Featured By Owner May 26, 2018  New Deviant
Parrots are already intelligent and cannot be trusted

I once had this Parrot named Buddy yeah? And he would scream bloody murder when no one was home... like to the point where one day someone actually thought someone was being murdered in our home, so they called the police. Police come, heard the screaming, busted the door down and let all our dogs out. And I kid you not, this came straight from the officers mouth when my mom came after they called her to come catch our dogs. When the police came through the door, guns out and everything, Buddy stopped screaming, looked right at the female officer and said "Hey Baby"

Parrots know what they're doing, they are sneaky trickster gremlins sent to this world to toy with us


So I'd go with the talking dog.
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StardustTrooper Featured By Owner May 21, 2018  Student Digital Artist
I'd choose the loyal dog, parrots might trade you in for a few pieces of gold. 
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Proximasaur Featured By Owner May 21, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omg XD lolololololol!
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TouchedVenus Featured By Owner May 21, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My husband hates birds with a passion (repeated annoying childhood experience), so we'd probably end up with the talking dog. At the same time, I'm not entirely sure I want my dog to know how to talk. He can be obnoxious WITHOUT that ability.
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ApocalypticTaint Featured By Owner May 21, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love my bird but god is he loud. Curse the day he picked up the sound of a car alarm. I think I'll stick with my intelligent parrot.
When You're Regularly Tired Of Their Shit 
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Proximasaur Featured By Owner May 21, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh no my 
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hhppaa Featured By Owner May 20, 2018  Student
Well, I think an intelligent parrot would be cooler to have.
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Proximasaur Featured By Owner May 20, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah
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therealFrancisBacon Featured By Owner May 20, 2018
Talking dog :D
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:iconproximasaur:
Proximasaur Featured By Owner May 20, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:boogie:  Dance Till You're Dead  
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therealFrancisBacon Featured By Owner May 20, 2018
That dog is scaring me xD
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:iconproximasaur:
Proximasaur Featured By Owner May 20, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sorry
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therealFrancisBacon Featured By Owner May 20, 2018
Haha, don’t be xD
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Koushoku-jin Featured By Owner May 18, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconyoyothinkplz:   Naaah... I'd rather have a unicorn :nod:
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hhppaa Featured By Owner May 20, 2018  Student
Too easy
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Koushoku-jin Featured By Owner May 26, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconmonkeywhoopsplz:   Well, one could say...

:iconpervmonkeyplz:   Unicorns... they're so horny... Ohohohoh~
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hhppaa Featured By Owner May 26, 2018  Student
Snicker*
Llama Emoji-01 (Laughing) [V1] 
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Desolv Featured By Owner May 18, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, if any of the dogs I know talked to me they'd either be saying "Give me food!" or "Take me out!" or "There's someone at the DOOR!" so I think I'd rather have an intelligent parrot to wake me up for college, and just chill with. But I guess if the dogs I knew were the quiet type, I'd have a different view on this. It's just that I really don't appreciate lots of noise. ^-^"

I'd definitely have to let the parrot outside once in a while, maybe it could be trained like a bird of prey?
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Proximasaur Featured By Owner May 18, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh... Raptorrot
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Firelock13 Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Student General Artist
Dog, please. I would like to be the Ben to my own Ned.  (Please, if you get the reference, I love you)
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kaikaku Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
...Parrots are intelligent?

But I mean... they're also a pain in the ass. XD
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Proximasaur Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I forgot to add in this one is as clever as a teenager or even more making it more intelligent then the normal sorry
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kaikaku Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I mean the parrot is tempting but I just think, what if they didn't like me? Could I devote my entire existence to them? It's like having a real child, except harder to find a good pediatrician.

Talking dog--I don't even know. On the one hand it's great. On the other...

FullMetal Alchemist Nina Chimera by Mr123GOKU123
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Proximasaur Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeeeeeeeeeeeee
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kaikaku Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG I'd choose the dog. I could never, ever deal with a birb that was intelligent as a teenager. XD
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Proximasaur Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*evil laugh* lol
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authenticity11 Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
an evil parrot or an annoying dog?

thats a hard one
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Proximasaur Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol
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DrifterJellybean Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Parrot
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GameTrek Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Professional General Artist
Dogs
Birds
Dolphins/Whales
Fish

are intelligent and have appreciation of kindness.

Pussy Cats on the other hand will respect only what they can not over take. If they can take you down they will take down. Even a giant really big person if you give them the chance. Again Pussies does not have appreciation and only respects what it can not over take.

I would say Dogs. Because dogs actually do talk but there mouths are unable to make the words out correctly. So they communicate in other ways possible.

Parrots obvious have the education of a small child when it comes to intellegence but they have parrots that are able to do math and identify objects.
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Proximasaur Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*sigh* I wish I said that the intelligent parrot was more intelligent then the normal, the point of this forum. As intelligent as a teenage, the dog has got the ability to speak without problem unlike the Husky who said "I love you," 
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FeedesLettres Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Professional General Artist
I love parrots ! Kraftwerk parrot Parrot Triplets parrot Conga parrot  But if I have to choose, I would prefer a talking dog because it doesn't exist. Parrots are intelligent Birb intensifies 
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Proximasaur Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeee... my budgie is somehow clearing out all the seeds from the feeding thing :o 
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FeedesLettres Featured By Owner May 19, 2018  Professional General Artist
You have a budgie ? Lucky you are !!! Birb intensifies Pixel Art: Pineapple the Budgie Pixel Art: Kiwi the Budgie Pixel Art: Bel the Budgie Budgie [Grey] GIF 
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Proximasaur Featured By Owner May 19, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:love: 
Peter the budgie by Proximasaur  Peter, Peter, peter-peter-peter! 
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FeedesLettres Featured By Owner May 20, 2018  Professional General Artist
Miku Love [V1] My Honey Peter is very cute !
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Proximasaur Featured By Owner May 20, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:nod:
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Shahrubah Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Talking dog because why not. Intelligent parrot are too mainstream. 
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Deadly-Neurotoxin Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
talking dog
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Lindale-FF Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
On occasion, I have found myself wanting to know what my dog is thinking. Well, apart from the obvious things anyway.
* SQUIRREL!
* Your food smells good! Give me some! I want some!
* Throw the ball. No. Throw the ball. THROW IT!
* I'm hungry. Please?
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Proximasaur Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD lol
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JCoolArts Featured By Owner May 17, 2018
The dog man...Even an intelligent parrot, would still probably be more bitey than a dog.
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Pyreite Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Parrot, mostly normal - I wouldn't be freaked out.  Dog, might think I was in a real-life version of Poltergeist.  Too spooky.
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superftmn Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Talking dog.

He can be a corgi philosophy major.
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Hitaka5Ever Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Talking dog
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Elgrig Featured By Owner May 16, 2018
Neither. One would launch sassy teen remarks and the other won't shut up.
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TheGentleLad Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bird!
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AnVirgin Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
An intelligent parrot can talk :V
If I legally owned it, I'd turn it into my slave. And then I'd make it work at a call center and give me all its monies.
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Proximasaur Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Exactly, if people thought about it more, the parrot would be able to speak as well. 
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