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If you were a god...

:iconcopperrein:
copperrein Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Professional Artisan Crafter
What weird-ass shit would you do? I'm not talking world peace....I'm talking the little things...

Taste buds on our fingers, dick trees, donut snails.

(Inspired by Avriia while chatting in #ThumbHub)
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:iconhyoiboi:
Hyoiboi Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Student Artist
i would own all the kittens and shibe puppies!!!!
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:iconvarkarrus:
varkarrus Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd make a sweet mansion in space, invite all my friends who are struggling in life. Fill it with secret passageways and magic items n stuff too. I'd retcon history to make me be seven feet tall, instead of 5'6". Probably travel back in time to several thousand years ago and make one random person immortal for the hell of it.

I mean, I wouldn't want to mess around with humanity too much. I wouldn't want to prove I exist, and I wouldn't want to ruin people's lives with my shenanigans. If anything, I'd create a miniature simulated world, where nobody in it is actually "real" that i can mess around with all I want without feeling bad. Like a sandbox.

Then I'd unleash all kinds of supernatural stuff on them to see how they react. Make people invisible or huge or tiny or create weird magical pocket dimensions full of magical items and monsters... ya know?
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:icondeadly-neurotoxin:
Deadly-Neurotoxin Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
omg dick trees :D
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:iconelgrig:
Elgrig Featured By Owner May 17, 2018
Detachable boobs. So people can sleep on their stomach.
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:iconcopperrein:
copperrein Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Professional Artisan Crafter
YES YES YES
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:iconfantasy-musicgirl:
fantasy-musicgirl Featured By Owner May 17, 2018
change the whole world into anime
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:iconcopperrein:
copperrein Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Professional Artisan Crafter
ew no
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:iconxefernous:
xefernous Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
from ears to see and eyes to hear from
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:iconcopperrein:
copperrein Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Professional Artisan Crafter
....deep dude....deep
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:iconjericawinters:
JericaWinters Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No tax on chocolate! :dummy:
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:iconcopperrein:
copperrein Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Professional Artisan Crafter
I'll do you one better: The showroom in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...those...everywhere
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:iconbreewebart:
BreeWebArt Featured By Owner May 16, 2018   Interface Designer
I would strew dollars from sky.
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:iconcopperrein:
copperrein Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Professional Artisan Crafter
Coins would be more entertaining.
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:iconbreewebart:
BreeWebArt Featured By Owner May 17, 2018   Interface Designer
True ;)
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:icondrifterjellybean:
DrifterJellybean Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I would turn every political leader's faces into that icon
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:iconcopperrein:
copperrein Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Professional Artisan Crafter
OH NO....I changed my icon!
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:icondrifterjellybean:
DrifterJellybean Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol: That somehow made it even funnier
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:iconredconvoy:
redconvoy Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Since instituting common sense is part of world peace, I would turn every car in the world into a Mustang GT.  XD
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:iconcopperrein:
copperrein Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Professional Artisan Crafter
What if I want a datsun?
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:iconredconvoy:
redconvoy Featured By Owner May 19, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nissan GTR?
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:iconsuperftmn:
superftmn Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
 Trees would grow meat, sculptured into the shape of the animal the meat would normally come from.

 Everyone would wear latex suits as clothing.

 Bartering would be the means of exchanging goods and services, with drugs as the currency standard.

 Zoo animals, such as tigers, would be sold at pet stores.

 Any desert space larger than ten miles, with no habitable buildings with that range, would be a free-for-all zone where psychopaths and contest “winners” would battle to the death.
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:iconshesvii:
Shesvii Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I would create a chocolate river. Because why not.
:iconkirbyishappyplz:
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:iconcopperrein:
copperrein Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Professional Artisan Crafter
I approve
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:iconshesvii:
Shesvii Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconhurrahplz:
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:iconlollbacked:
LOLLBACKED Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Student Digital Artist
fry some people with lighting bolts, drown a few others, and put dicks on everything.
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:iconcopperrein:
copperrein Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Professional Artisan Crafter
Sentient dicks or no?
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:iconlollbacked:
LOLLBACKED Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Student Digital Artist
idk maybe
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:iconisaacchamplain:
IsaacChamplain Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Student Digital Artist
I would prance around playing my ukulele and make up songs about the security guards chasing me.
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:iconcopperrein:
copperrein Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Professional Artisan Crafter
You sound like one of my real-life friends, oddly.
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:iconopalmist:
OpalMist Featured By Owner May 15, 2018
My actions, or lack thereof, may not be predictable by my current self.

For the sake of the question, and I had to think about this for a while...

Make all yarn behave itself and not split when working it.
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:iconcopperrein:
copperrein Featured By Owner May 17, 2018  Professional Artisan Crafter
Ah...or magic knitting needles that will remember a pattern and guide the knitter
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:iconto1963:
TO1963 Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Watch rick 
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner May 15, 2018
what you mean if i were?
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:iconshesvii:
Shesvii Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I was thinking about you wheb I saw this thread :noes:
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:iconstockpremader:
stockpremader Featured By Owner May 16, 2018
Told u i exist but nobody believes me but the muslims and the christians and the jews
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:iconwarbabysonofzorro:
warbabysonofzorro Featured By Owner May 15, 2018
i'd give every male a 2nd penis
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:iconryanbeats:
RyanBeats Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Burn all the ants
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:iconwaddledom:
Waddledom Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
drown all of humanity in a massive and spontaneous chocolate pudding flood and spare only the annoying tumblerinas, who i would then watch from above and laugh my ass of as they die from there own incompetence, that or force them to kill each other for a seat in godhood, which of course would be a lie... i would just zap the lone survivor with lighting!
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner May 15, 2018   Writer
make the fucking deviantArt chatroom operational on all browsers for all devianTarts. :wtf: its been down since fall last year. it is sooo bad people are forced off the site (to places like discord) what a mess.
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:iconfirepower-insomnia:
firepower-insomnia Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Float around and dig out a huge cave and have slug lips over a turtle beak and Dragonfly eyeballs
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:iconpiggies-go-moo:
piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You've been here for 11 years, why have I never seen you in the forums before?
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:iconfirepower-insomnia:
firepower-insomnia Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Becaaaause :iconwoooplz:
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:iconfirepower-insomnia:
firepower-insomnia Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh and I'd make half my world ZARDOZ
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:iconvernondraws:
VernonDraws Featured By Owner May 15, 2018
prolly cuz he only has 4 Forum posts
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:iconpiggies-go-moo:
piggies-go-moo Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, and I'm wondering why.
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:iconvernondraws:
VernonDraws Featured By Owner May 15, 2018
prolly cuz a lot of people are here for...art?
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:iconshesvii:
Shesvii Featured By Owner May 16, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconlaughsplz:
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:iconnoorin:
noorin Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Give everyone wings on the butts so when they fly their butts are in the air and the rest of their bodies are dangling down
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:iconcopperrein:
copperrein Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Professional Artisan Crafter
YASSSS
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:iconhonounokage:
HonouNoKage Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd make the nature around my place full of more pretty colors, there's too much green and brown over here :stare:
Also, can't ever go wrong with some petty jacking with mortals.  Replace their car's oil with Coke and then change it back only after getting someone to look at it.
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