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why none of my bulls is producing milk -its annoying

i bought two bulls last week because i'm always running out of milk for my breakfast cereals, except they won't produce any milk and its annoying me.
here's to another dry cereal. i was told i should get a cow if i wanted milk, but cows give birth and i don't like cows. i want bulls, so i can have more bulls when they start reproducing
anybody has any idea why this is?

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You should give up farming, last month the roosters you had didn't lay eggs for your egg farm, now the bulls won't produce milk. You have no luck as a farmer, take my advice, leave it to the experts! Perhaps you could be a shepherd.

no
i will not be stopped

What the hell is wrong with cornering the silk trade with earthworms, it's brilliant. I got the finest worms from over a septic tank, none under 6" long and 1/2" around. They will be great producers!

_{I really wonder whose alt you are...}

im not an alt

thats probably mike's

Edited Mar 9, 2018

Ok, let me tell you what no one else is telling you. Bulls can't produce milk. They are male cows and don't biologically. You have to use the cows buddy. No way around it.

no freaking way
then explain to me where bulls come from?

The same place where cows come from, genius. They come from mother cows.

this is confusing

Welp, the real world is confusing.

Edited Mar 9, 2018

You not liking cows is sexist! Say that when you see female moose!

is not!

You can produce milk from bulls...

But it's slimy.

so what
i always wanted to make slime

You need a maid to milk a bull, every stroke a bucketful

are u available?

Not even slightly lol

you need to grab these bulls by the tail and look the situation straight in the face

i need to have balls for this

get them off the bulls

no, thats cruel