im jumping on the bandwagon what the hell

inspired by these threads:
1) forum.deviantart.com/devart/ge…
2) forum.deviantart.com/devart/ge…



The Rulez:
you can nominate people here.
persons need 2 nominations to be considered nominated
there shall be voting afterward if there is more than 1 person nominated for a category
one person cannot get more than 2 awards (if they are nominated for more than 2 awards their prize goes to the second best deviant)
winners receive 1 per award 
you cannot nominate yourself
everyone can nominate only 1 person per category* (and you cannot change your vote after you have voted, so choose wisely)
*excluding the categories 'The Friends' and 'The Lovers' for obvious reasons



The Categories:


The Forum President -- awarded to the deviant we all trust to govern us
The Forum Vice President -- awarded to the deviant who has authority but whom nobody elected or even likes
The Forum First Lady -- awarded to the sassiest forum gal
The Forum Press Agent -- awarded to the one who speaks for us all



The Duke of Complaints -- awarded to the person who loves to complain the most, you can always find them in Complaints
The Duchess of Deviants -- awarded to the person who always hangs out in Deviants, and is responsible for 60% of the silliness there



The Thread Man -- awarded to the deviant who makes the best threads
The Epic Response -- awarded to the deviant known for the best comments on threads



The Forum Winner -- awarded to the deviant who gains more than they lose from participating in the forum
The Forum Loser -- awarded to the deviant who loses more than they gain from participating in the forums
The Forum Addict -- awarded to that one guy who can't go one day without making a new thread
The Forum Ghost -- awarded to the deviant who's always present on the forum, you feel their presence, they're always there, lurking, but difficult to nail down
The Forum Crackhead -- awarded to the person who makes the strangest forum posts, makes you wonder if they were high when they wrote this
The Forum Pet -- awarded to the deviant who wags his tail at everyone
The Forum Bouncer -- awarded to the one who keeps newcomers to the forum in check
The Forum Brain -- awarded to the brain of the forum
The Forum Criminal -- awarded to the forumgoer who acts like rules don't apply to them



The Who -- awarded to the most forgettable forumgoer
The Cinderella -- awarded to the most bullied deviant, the poor soul who has had to suffer through a lot of harassment
The Holy Mod -- awarded to the best/nicest/friendliest forum moderator
The Idol -- awarded to the one embodiment of what we all wanna be
The Plastic -- awarded to the deviant most likely to say "you can't sit with us"
The Vault -- awarded to the person most likely to keep a secret, they don't gossip and never run their mouth -- your secret is safe with them
The Scarecrow -- awarded to the deviant who scares everyone else away
The Nasi Apologist -- awarded to the one who loves Nasi
The Bawwlocker -- awarded to the one who abuses the block feature
The Llama Farmer -- awarded to the most avid llama enthusiast, who will even pay points for a llama, and decorates their llamas with sunglasses and bowties
The daMuro God -- awarded to the artist who's the best at creating art with daMuro



The Starving Artist -- awarded to the artist who is constantly begging for money, and uses the most outrageous sob stories to persuade you 
The YouTube Artist -- awarded to the deviant who uses YouTube or any other website to boost their popularity on dA
The NigaHiga -- awarded to the cutest East Asian
The LeafyIsHere -- awarded to the most chinless deviant
The DoseofBuckley -- awarded to the snarkiest deviant who's constantly spewing sarcastic one-liners
The Onionboy -- awarded to the one most likely to burst into tears when peeled



The 12 Year Old -- awarded to the most immature deviant
The Teenager -- awarded to the one who has dArama-licious temper tantrums on here every other week, the most hormonal one
The Sage -- awarded to the oldest and wisest among us
The Old Boy -- awarded to the older man who's still young at heart
The Crazy Cat Lady -- awarded to the woman who has too many pets and constantly posts pictures of them
The Finger -- awarded to the bluntest deviant of all
The Forum Mom -- awarded to the woman who tries to mediate forum fights and make sure we all eat our veggies
The Forum Dad -- awarded to the deviant whom we all like to call 'Daddy'



The Transvestite -- awarded to the man who pretends to be female in order to curry favor
The Xir/Xem/Xe -- awarded to the deviant who has special pronouns we should all respect
The Eros -- awarded to the deviant who makes everyone (regardless of orientation) fall in love with them
The Masochist -- awarded to the forumgoer who keeps coming back to subforums where they are neither liked nor appreciated
The Clopper -- awarded to the deviant with the weirdest fetishes



The Friends -- awarded to the cutest forum friends, you make us go d'aww
The Lovers -- awarded to the raunchiest couple on the forum, you make us want to turn our eyes away -- get a room already



Most Likely to Get Banned in 2018 -- awarded to the most risqué deviant
Most Likely to Leave the Forums in 2018 -- awarded to the one most likely to grow up and get a life