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You got 30 minutes to live

:icontrixiepooch:
TrixiePooch Featured By Owner 5 days ago
An asteroid the size of Australia is headed for earth at 20 miles per second. It will hit in 30 minutes and we all will be goners. What will you do in that last 30 minutes?
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:iconcalthax:
calthax Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Try to scheme a plan to summon a fictional goddess to the rescue to take me elsewhere. 

I'll aim to hurry and find somewhere else to live. No kidding. 
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:icontrixiepooch:
TrixiePooch Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Fictional means fictional. There is no escape for you this time Obi Wan.
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:iconwynautwarrior:
WynautWarrior Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
Tell everyone I love them then take my current household out to an all you can eat sushi buffet. Might as well enjoy my last moments with my family.
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:icontrixiepooch:
TrixiePooch Featured By Owner 3 days ago
You plan on getting everyone together, getting to a sushi bar, and be served all within a half hour? The thought is nice, but reality would show it's ugly face. 
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:iconwynautwarrior:
WynautWarrior Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
It's still worth a shot.
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:icontrixiepooch:
TrixiePooch Featured By Owner 3 days ago
True, nothing ventured is nothing gained.
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:iconfakewaffle:
FakeWaffle Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student Digital Artist
Think about all of the awesome things that I could do, but end up not doing anything at all afterwards.
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:icontrixiepooch:
TrixiePooch Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Name some.
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:iconfakewaffle:
FakeWaffle Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Student Digital Artist
Bullet; Black Browse some end-of-the-world memes

Bullet; Black Spend some time with my family

Bullet; Black Speak with my best friend

Bullet; Black Watch some videos off of the "important playlist" one last time
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:icontrixiepooch:
TrixiePooch Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Don't think you could watch many videos in a half hour. But yes, we always seem to put things off til it's too late.
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:icongrace-the-ace:
Grace-the-Ace Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
EVERYBODY LET'S GET DRUNK
it's not like we'll have to deal with hangovers afterwards XD
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:icontrixiepooch:
TrixiePooch Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Don't get too drunk. You could fall down and get hurt.
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:icongrace-the-ace:
Grace-the-Ace Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you friend, I'll keep that in mind XD
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:iconcatname:
catname Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Take a nap.
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:icontrixiepooch:
TrixiePooch Featured By Owner 3 days ago
You could sleep at a time like that? It takes me a good half hour just to get to sleep.
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:iconcatname:
catname Featured By Owner 3 days ago
I'm a cat. One of the Hell cat. I can sleep anytime, anywhere and in any position^^
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:iconsmartstocks:
Smartstocks Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
I'd stare at this
imgur.com/a/y4wPR
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:icontrixiepooch:
TrixiePooch Featured By Owner 3 days ago
A cross between a kangaroo rat and a rabbit?
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:iconsmartstocks:
Smartstocks Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
Probably :squee:
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:iconsmartstocks:
Smartstocks Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
I hope this doesn't get me banned ;w;
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:iconspice-twinkle-pop:
Spice-Twinkle-Pop Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
cry and regret situation including throwing that asteroid in space to begin with
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:iconmiisherusan:
miisherusan Featured By Owner 4 days ago
go to space
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:iconjoe5555555555:
Joe5555555555 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New Deviant
Take a selfie..
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:iconzelphire:
Zelphire Featured By Owner 4 days ago
confess to my friend I have a crush on them and steal all the junk food I can find! or go all the way to my school yelling, "LET'S MCFREAKIN' LOSE IT"
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:icontrixiepooch:
TrixiePooch Featured By Owner 4 days ago
I thought you would be laying there shakin' and fearin' for your life. Then running all the way to town screaming "It came out of the sky!"
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:iconisaacchamplain:
IsaacChamplain Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student Digital Artist
That'd vary wildly depending on where I am. Oh Noes! 

I guess by default I'd walk into a store, grab their best drink, not bother paying for it (I doubt the clerk would care at this point) and think about my life. 
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:iconkkraze-dv:
KKraze-DV Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Shorten it by getting somebody else to shoot me because of something I did probably Llama Emoji-01 (Laughing) [V1] 
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:icongpad:
GPAD Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student Digital Artist
Hug my family then

PRAISE THE SUN
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:iconjoe5555555555:
Joe5555555555 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New Deviant
Boi and he praise!
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:iconjavins-honey:
Javins-Honey Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
meh get some ice cream and
sit outside, watching the sky
Why not watch death coming at me while I'm at it?
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:icontheroomofmelian:
theroomofmelian Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New Deviant
You must be asking me for advice on how to save the world...which means I'm implying that you've been appointed as the world's savior. Sorry, I can't help you. But if you die, do say hi to Carl Gustav Jung for me, will you? Oh, and Satoshi Kon. Those two have such wonderful imaginations!
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:iconjphyper:
Jphyper Featured By Owner 4 days ago
I'd use an ocarina to go back in time and give myself 3 more days. I'd then go find a bunch of masks that will enable me to stop the asteroid.
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:icontrixiepooch:
TrixiePooch Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Have you been playing Zelda again?
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:iconjphyper:
Jphyper Featured By Owner 4 days ago
You got the reference. I've actually never played Majora's Mask, to tell the truth.
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:icongodhatesmelanie:
GodHatesMelanie Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
idk watch half of a movie 
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:icongpad:
GPAD Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student Digital Artist
More like a quarter of one
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:icongodhatesmelanie:
GodHatesMelanie Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
still a movie 
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:icontrixiepooch:
TrixiePooch Featured By Owner 4 days ago
I hope it isn't Deep Impact.
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:iconvenomgamingart:
VenomGamingArt Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Find the thickest girl i know and i fuck her ass until impact
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:icontrixiepooch:
TrixiePooch Featured By Owner 4 days ago
That's a "shitty" answer.
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:iconsoarxisscared:
soarxisscared Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Professional Digital Artist
Try and shoot a nuke at the thing. With my mind...
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:icontrixiepooch:
TrixiePooch Featured By Owner 4 days ago
If you can conjure up a nuke with your mind than you can change the asteroid's trajectory, though you may need some Excedrin afterwards.
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:iconsoarxisscared:
soarxisscared Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Professional Digital Artist
Well, I'll think about changing it with my mind. Not really sure if it'll work...
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:iconpostmorteum:
Postmorteum Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Pet my puppers. :aww:

And probably make some coffee. :la:
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:icongpad:
GPAD Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student Digital Artist
Business as usual
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:iconpostmorteum:
Postmorteum Featured By Owner 4 days ago
*Happiness as usual. 
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:iconaha-nice:
aha-nice Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New Deviant
jerk off
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:iconhopeira9:
hopeira9 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist
Spend the next 29 minutes and 45 seconds planning on what to spend 30 minutes doing :meow:
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:icontrixiepooch:
TrixiePooch Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Well cross off doing your laundry as it takes longer than that to do just one load.
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:iconthegentlelad:
TheGentleLad Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd shoot myself.
I ain't gonna let a rock do it for me.
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