To Slay A Man is to Wreck His Balls, To Conquer A Woman is to?
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Put a flag on her head, declare her your new colony, wage war against any insurrections and exploit her resources and people for your own economic gain.
But times have gotten modern, she'll probably win her independence soon enough and become a democracy, either through peaceful protest or revolution.
But times have gotten modern, she'll probably win her independence soon enough and become a democracy, either through peaceful protest or revolution.
Conquer her heart or wreck her soul?
punch her in the vagina
Very classic indeed. I like it~~~~
Make her be attracted to a parrot.
Why may I ask?
Because no human should ever be attracted to a parrot. Someone sold their soul to Satan to make Jose Carioca that sexy.
... Snoo Snoo?
is that some sexy stuff?
O.O so deviously powerful~~~
Reach the peak of her mountain.
mountainS
Nono.. when a man reaches the peak of her mountain, it's because she let him
Yea, true. I don't know what conquering a person means tbh.
Hmm.. I guess it could be open to individual interpretation. IMO, it's making the person useless and hopeless.
You are dark.
and funny!
raep plz
Slit her mouth from ear to ear?
did i ever tell you how i got these scars?