To Slay A Man is to Wreck His Balls, To Conquer A Woman is to?


Comments69
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
Mikomics's avatar
Put a flag on her head, declare her your new colony, wage war against any insurrections and exploit her resources and people for your own economic gain.

But times have gotten modern, she'll probably win her independence soon enough and become a democracy, either through peaceful protest or revolution.
IKrines's avatar
Conquer her heart or wreck her soul?
kyyleblade820's avatar
punch her in the vagina
codeslacker's avatar
Very classic indeed. I like it~~~~
LizzyChrome's avatar
Make her be attracted to a parrot. 
codeslacker's avatar
LizzyChrome's avatar
Because no human should ever be attracted to a parrot. Someone sold their soul to Satan to make Jose Carioca that sexy. 
MoonwalkingZear's avatar
codeslacker's avatar
is that some sexy stuff?
Wafferscotch's avatar
STAKE THE MIGHTY FLAG IN HER ABDOMEN! :iconipoopedplz:
codeslacker's avatar
O.O so deviously powerful~~~
sockhiddenunderarook's avatar
Reach the peak of her mountain. 
ShuQxx's avatar
Nono.. when a man reaches the peak of her mountain, it's because she let him :no:
sockhiddenunderarook's avatar
Yea, true. I don't know what conquering a person means tbh. 
ShuQxx's avatar
Hmm.. I guess it could be open to individual interpretation. IMO, it's making the person useless and hopeless. 
Unpocodegracia's avatar
ShuQxx's avatar
Most things are in contrast to my skin :angel: 
Wafferscotch's avatar
The same way as how the Russians tried to conquer the arctic, by planting a flag in 'em! :iconmadnoesplz:
ZenBlood's avatar
Slit her mouth from ear to ear?
Roadworxx's avatar
did i ever tell you how i got these scars?