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Satan worshipping Democrats??

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Fat-Punisher Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So one of the very legitimate and rational criticisms against the democratic party is that they worship Satan and perform occult rituals and stuff.

Very serious groups of rational patriotic free thinkers such as Qanon believes it is there duty to expose these devil worshippers and have them arrested!

So my question for today:

1. Is there a secret cabal of devil worshippers within the democratic party?

2. If so, should we care?


I haven't seen anybody make this argument yet so I suppose I should.
If we assume that the democrats do worship Satan then... who cares?

In the USA the bill of rights protects our religious freedoms doesn't it?
So what exactly would even be wrong with democrats worshipping Satan, isn't it there first amendment right to worship whatever they want?

I'm an Atheist so I don't worship Satan, but as long as you're not hurting anybody I don't care if you worship Satan, Jesus, Allah, or freaking Liza Minnelli
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squirrels-are-evil Featured By Owner 11 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Politics is never brought up on the Satanic forums because Satanism by it's definition is an apolitical organization.  We often refer to this as the third perspective; no Democrats, no Republicans, just shades of grey.  Satanism is completely defined by the individuals who practice it, so obviously there will be opposing political ideologies.

The problem is that recent "satanic" organizations such as the Temple of Satan have been very vocal in the last few years in bringing what should be considered a fringe religion, to the public eye.  They recently made a documentary on Hulu where their leader clearly states he doesn't want another Satanic Panic to happen, but I fear being as fucking weird as you can in public is asking for another knee jerk reaction.

And obviously the Church of Satan does not condone any sacrifice in order to practice Satanism, and always remember to pay your taxes on time :)
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Fat-Punisher Featured By Owner 11 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well we have the right to be weird i think.
This is america
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Smithnikovat Featured By Owner 5 hours ago
At least for now. 
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believeinya Featured By Owner 1 day ago
I dont think Satan worships democrats, no. Doesnt make much sense to me.

Besides, if South Park is correct, then Satan is too busy with romancing Saddam Hussein anyway.
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Scorbuniis Featured By Owner 2 days ago
I did notice a lot of democrats identify as Satanists. Not sure if it is majority, though. I have my own judgements but I wouldn't say they should be arrested or that they're bad people. 
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Smithnikovat Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Where do you live that people openly identify as Satanists? 
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Scorbuniis Featured By Owner 16 hours ago
Massachusetts.
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Smithnikovat Featured By Owner 15 hours ago
Whole different world than mine then.
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DumbledoreAskedCalm Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New Deviant
Hell, Michigan.
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DioShiba Featured By Owner Edited 2 days ago  Professional Filmographer
Holy shit I backed out of this thread after my last response to this topic and after someone else besides OP responded all I see now is a bunch of nonsense on all fronts.

What the actual fuck is this thread anymore?
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Fat-Punisher Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it was a mistake lol. i'm sure some over zealous baby will have it closed soon enough.
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DioShiba Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Professional Filmographer
If only a goldmine existed on Deviant Art for threads like these.
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Fat-Punisher Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well threads like these can't exist because wanna be mods report them and have them closed.
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DioShiba Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Professional Filmographer
I mean no for real I'm not sure whether or not this thread should be considered a treasure or trash but this is political shitposting at it's finest.

Plus I enjoyed Nuvoso's post on Master of Puppets. Congrats Fat-Punisher you pretty much won best poster of the political boards.
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trump Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Believing in a devil is just as silly as believing in a god, it's all superstitious non-sense.

Most Satanists don't actually believe in a literal devil, they just use him as a symbol.

As for religion and democratic affiliation I don't know of any correlations, there's a lot of people who are secular, a variety of Christians, Muslims, etc.
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DumbledoreAskedCalm Featured By Owner Edited 1 day ago  New Deviant
Look! It’s the president!
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7uprulez Featured By Owner 2 days ago
1. Is there a secret cabal of devil worshippers within the democratic party?

Anybody who believes this should be tested for schizophrenia.

2. If so, should we care?

If you're atheist, then of course there isn't any reason for you to care. If you're Christian, it's obvious why you should care about someone worshipping Satan.
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Tinselfire Featured By Owner 2 days ago   General Artist
If you haven't noticed it, the opposition is *always* satanic.
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DumbledoreAskedCalm Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New Deviant
There should be an actual Evil Party. No not a party that does bad or stupid things like the two main parties. A political party that embraces evil openly! With the goat sacrifices and pentagrams etc.
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Tinselfire Featured By Owner 2 days ago   General Artist
Vladimir Harkonnen 2020!
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Mike-the-dabbler Featured By Owner 3 days ago
It's more suitable for them to worship Mammon.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammon
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DumbledoreAskedCalm Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New Deviant
“Stop caressing my knee mortal!” That first article picture! XD
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Phil-N-DeBlanc Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Professional Artist
Nahh, they don't worship Satan ,,, they worship Baal !!!
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88HH Featured By Owner 1 day ago
idk what they worship but I think they smoke meth  www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWW_0E…
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Phil-N-DeBlanc Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional Artist
My guess would be demonic possession !!! :lol:
The FBI is probing Schiff, who is now the target of a federal investigation focused on the Congressman’s more-than-frequent trips to Ed Buck’s meth and sex mansion where he was dressed in ancient-Egyptian-themed garb for a sacrifice party !!!
This shit actually goes on, it's not a conspiracy theory !
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88HH Featured By Owner 1 day ago
I have zero trust in FBI for doing the unbiased investigation
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Phil-N-DeBlanc Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional Artist
True dat !!! The fibbies have had Hunter Biden's computer since last December, ignored the crimes, did nothing and gave the Biden Family a complete pass.
But that's to be expected after years of leadership from the likes of Robert Mueller, James Comey and Christopher Wray, the FBI’s name is severely tarnished. Numerous major criminal activities were brought to the FBI’s attention but were ignored and never addressed because the participants were from a protected class. The actions by the FBI are the major reason Americans believe there is a two-tiered system of justice in the US.
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Smithnikovat Featured By Owner 3 days ago
They're from Carthage? 
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Phil-N-DeBlanc Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Professional Artist
who?
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Smithnikovat Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Well you said they worshipped Baal. Last know civilization to do that was the Carthaginians.
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Phil-N-DeBlanc Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Professional Artist
It was a Phoenician deity along with El, Baalat, and Adonis. Carthage was a Phoenician colony.
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Smithnikovat Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Point being, why would just belonging to one side of the political aisle make one suddenly want to take up kneeling before a questionable deity from antiquity?
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Phil-N-DeBlanc Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Professional Artist
From antiquity ??? The worship is alive and going strong. Why was The Arch of Baal – also known as the Arch of Palmyra – reconstructed at the Capitol Mall in Washington, DC ???
It was a joint effort, not from one side of the political aisle, so don't get your panties in a wad - Re-pubic-an and Demoncrat.
Then House Foreign Affairs Committee Chairman Ed Royce (R-Calif.), along with ranking member Eliot Engel (D-N.Y.), promoted the exhibition of the reconstructed monument as the protection of “global cultural heritage,” and they jointly unveiled it as the reconstruction of “Palmyra – Syria’s iconic Triumphal Arch on the National Mall.”
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Smithnikovat Featured By Owner 2 days ago
>>From antiquity ??? The worship is alive and going strong. Why was The Arch of Baal – also known as the Arch of Palmyra – reconstructed at the Capitol Mall in Washington, DC ???
Because a bunch of hipsters thought it looked neato and cosmopolitan?
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xXLifeSucksBadlyXx Featured By Owner 3 days ago  New Deviant
If anything it is the republicans and overtly religious christian loony bins whom believe 100% of the bible out there whom worship Satan since they blab about him so much!

It’s like they all collectively forgot that their God sided with us Democrats/leftys! -_-
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James-Is-James Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
It seems that whenever there is Satan-worship, it is in the heart of the Bible Belt.
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xXLifeSucksBadlyXx Featured By Owner 19 hours ago  New Deviant
Yep. Very peculiar isn’t it?
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James-Is-James Featured By Owner 10 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
It's ironic.
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Saeter Featured By Owner 3 days ago
If I were the devil. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YtNfV…
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xXLifeSucksBadlyXx Featured By Owner 19 hours ago  New Deviant
Nice try you satan worshipper! NOT going to believe that shit one bit!
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Saeter Featured By Owner 15 hours ago
Then you have been fooled by the devil.
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xXLifeSucksBadlyXx Featured By Owner 6 hours ago  New Deviant
“the devil can quote the bible for his own porposes.” —Jesus Christ
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decadentdeath Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I mean I generally thinke that the Dems, GOPers and other Elites/Billionaires ought to be culled en mass, whether or not they actually are a bunch of Satanist baby-eaters. I mean if they are that's kind of metal but the truth is probably a lot more mundane than that- we DO know there are elite pedohpile rings, the satanic part just jazzes it all up a bit. 
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Fat-Punisher Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i think it's unfair to lump satanists in with republicans lol
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decadentdeath Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i dont care, they all get the rope.
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Fat-Punisher Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
why do they get the rope?
what crimes?
mind you I'm a supporter of certain people getting the rope. i just wanna make sure the right people and wrongdoers are the ones getting it.
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decadentdeath Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Satanists? Because they're degenerates. I know for a fact you and I don't see eye to eye, but as far as I'm concerned they all deserve the rope regardless of their politics.
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Fat-Punisher Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What are degenerates in your eyes? people you dislike.
What if you are a degenerate in my eyes? What If i thought you deserved the rope?
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decadentdeath Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I mean, it's the same for you, your past threads illustrated pretty well that you're ready and willing to do away with all those whom you consider to be rotted and foul. I don't really care, it's not that scandalous considering I'd do the same given the chance.
I mean I probably am to you, and in that case, you're welcome to try.
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Fat-Punisher Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well lets see,
There's 2 types of people in this world.
People who like Animaniacs
and people who don't
Which are you?
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