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10 questions I have for atheists

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Number 10: You say that you don't believe in the multiverse theory, but you also say you don't believe in God. I hope you do realize that a model of the universe without the multiverse REQUIRES a God even by the standards of primitive current science since the chances of the one and only universe having the right conditions for life is less than one in one googol without divine help.

Number 9: If we came from monkeys, then how come there are still monkeys? Like, wouldn't all the monkeys be humans by now? This is why evolution doesn't make any sense.

Number 8: What if you're wrong? You have nothing to lose by converting because even if we're wrong, it's not like an atheist expected consequences after death anyway.

Number 7: If you don't believe in God, then why do you obey the Bible? The Bible says no murdering or stealing and almost every country has laws against these and even atheists usually willingly follow them. So why are you obeying the Bible? It was the source of those laws.

Number 6: Why do you masturbate to anime? I found a loophole in the Bible about pornography. Basically, the Bible condemns pornography because it involves committing adultery with someone in your heart. But since anime girls aren't even real in this dimension, they don't count. That's why I only masturbate to anime. Well, that and anime women are WAY hotter than real women. So if you don't believe in God, then why are you masturbating to anime too? It's like you're using a loophole you shouldn't even need.

Number 5: How do you think something like the Bible could've just been made up? If the Bible is a work of fiction, then how was it ever treated as fact. By an atheist's logic, every fictional story should get taken as fact. But you don't see The Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter (THE STUPID BOOK ABOUT HATING GOD AND DOING WITCHCRAFT!) getting taken as fact. Your logic is very flawed.

Number 4: Why do you still deny God even when science suggests his existence? When scientists like OGFurious prove God exists, you still deny him even though he used science to prove him. Do you really support science or not?

Number 3: If you don't believe in God, then explain Donald Trump. How could such a great, wise and kind leader ever have come to us without being chosen by God first? Do you think his position is merely a coincidence? I think not.

Number 2: If you don't believe in God, then what happens after we die? Where do our souls go? Atheism doesn't have that answer, but the Bible does. How can you claim to be smarter than people who have more answers than you?

Number 1: How could a world created by mistake be this beautiful? This world is so beautiful. I mean, just look at it:
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How could something as beautiful as this ever exist without help from God? The answer is obviously that it can't.


Remember, don't get mad if atheists beat you in an argument because you may have lost the argument, but they lost at life since you have God on your side and they don't. Don't beat yourself up about it, they're gonna burn in Hell. - OGFurious

Peace! Make America great again!
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MTAF-Fishcake Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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damn you
i want mashed potatoes now

i always want mashed potatoes

im gonna fucking
take your potato

and mash it up

and eat its guts
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krausler Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I have to admire your dedication to trolling, and you managed to put a smile on my face, so I guess I'll enable you. I'll tip my proverbial fedora to that.

1 - where is implied that something beautiful can't be made by chance? and why do y'all seem to ignore the enormous amount of time it took for all beautiful things to form? just because you think a wizard did it?

2 - where does your soul goes? who told you have one?

3 - you know Donald Trump is not really Christian, right?

4 -  why do y'all always claim that there is scientific evidence that suggest that God exists, yet never present such evidence?

5 - not my logic. If people want to believe fiction is real, that's not my problem. As the great Captain Cummings once said; retards gonna retard, y'all!

6 - some Christians also consider anal sex a loophole XD I masturbate to anime for the same reason I enjoy anal; because it feels good, not because I need a loophole XD

7 - historically, no, it wasn't. Civilizations older than the hebrews already condemned murder and stealing, because those things hurted the stability of their community. And because it is in our nature to be against such things, unless you're a socio/ psychopath.

8 - I tried to commit to religion, but I found impossible to really invest my heart on it. And looking on history, I can't see something that organized religion did to us as a species that didn't restrained us or make us walk backwards. And even if I consider the possibility that there is actually a God that created everything and watches over everything, as Mr. Spock said, I can't bring myself to believe "it" would be so petty as to care if a few "sentient" animals pray to "it" or not.

9 - what they actually say is that there was an animal from which humans and monkeys evolved from. You might have heard of it as "the missing link". Is the one hole that makes evolution still a theory, as no concrete evidence of that animal has been found. But we are primates, that not something we can deny.

10 - I don't remember seeing anyone considering the multiverse theory as a point in this discussion, and I don't see what difference does it make to prove if God exists or not. It's not like we can actually fathom the size of OUR universe to compare how unlikely the chances are so that it would absolutely REQUIRE an outside force just so that life might be brought into it.
And about the theory itself, I just don't care. Proving that this is or isn't the only universe in existence is not gonna change my life on any objective way.

...but again, thanks for putting a smile on my face!
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1: God isn't a wizard, he's a God. THE God.

2: God did.

3: Yes, he is. He said he is.

4: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4kMwQ…

5: Most people don't believe in fiction.

6: Really? Cool! Now I can have anal sex with more than one anime girl without going to Hell!

7: Maybe the Bible didn't invent it, but the Bible embraced it. And without the Bible, we would have forgotten it.

8: Okay, enjoy going to Hell.

9: Oh and the missing link is gone because some of them turned into humans and some into monkeys?

10: Wouldn't it be easier just to have blind faith?

PS: This isn't trolling.
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krausler Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Not trolling? C'mon, you're not fooling anyone...
But...

1 - That was a joke, 'cause it's the same thing to me.

2 - He told you in person?

3 - ...and nobody that's trying to be elected would lie to appease a community that he knows would give him votes, right? As Mickey Mouse once, Christians are retarded, and easier to exploit because of it.
And Trump said in the past he doesn't believe in God, and if anything he is way more active in the Jewish community, though I know he's not actually Jewish.

4 - He's also trolling. But he made me laugh hard, so *tips fedora*

5 - Yes. Only stupid people believe in fiction *wink* Like those retards that believe in reptilians, that was actually a story from a work of fiction.

6 - But isn't the whole point of "not masturbating" and "not wearing a condom" to not spill "precious human seed"? I mean, it is a loophole if you consider just masturbating or doing anal, but you can't cum.

7 - For that to be true, there would have to be no other societies and no other religions at the same time than the Christian society in the world when it rose, and that's just not true. And I doubt this is something we really have to be thought, and not a part of our nature and our desire to live in communities/ societies, for anyone that isn't a socio/ psychopath.

8 - I will, after I'm done chatting with the Easter Bunny.

9 - Maybe it went extinct. Other than us, all the other humanoid primates did.
Like I said, this is the one hole that makes evolution a theory, because it hasn't been proven yet.
And particularly, I don't care. Knowing where we came from isn't really gonna change anything in my life.

10 - To me, in particular, no. It would require an effort for me have blind faith, while not believing doesn't.
And I personally, value individuality and freedom of thought above anything else. Having blind faith would undermine that.
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1: Well, it isn't the same thing. So get your facts straight.

2: He told me in my heart.

3: Mickey Mouse said that? Time to burn my Mickey collection.

4: How is being smart trolling? Are you calling him a troll because he doesn't wear a shirt? Tbh, I have no idea why he doesn't either, but don't judge him.

5: Fiction is real in other dimensions though.

6: How do you not cum?

7: Or maybe because people have God in their hearts.

8: How will the Easter Bunny help you enjoy Hell?

9: How would that not change anything? You'd have to start believing in God.

10: Chaotic neutral...
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krausler Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
1, 3, 5, 8 : be honest with me here; do you really have a brain defect where you do not  get sarcasm, like that Big Bang Theory guy, or this is part of the trolling act?

2, 7 : yeah, just tell'em a wizard did it. Sure.

4 : he's trolling 'cause he's clearly doing a bit, even making a southern accent when he looks like a californian jock.
And seriously, the proof that God made the universe is the temperature the water boils and how many days are in a week? And it's pretty clear to me he's mocking creationists...

6 : you stop before you cum.

9 : and if they found the missing link and completed the evolution theory, would you stop believing in God. What I meant is that in a objective way, nothing would change in my life.

10 : was that a D&D reference? I thought you Christians hated that game! said that it was the devil's game or some bullshit like that...
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1, 3, 5, 8: I'm actually very smart.

2, 7: Still not the same thing.

4: You just can't comprehend his genius.

6: I can't find any mention of human seed being precious in the whole Bible.

9: Oh, okay. Of course I wouldn't stop believing in God. I would never do that no matter what.

10: I will not deny that I hate imagery of demons and no, I don't play Dungeons and Dragons. But I still know about the alignments because of internet memes.
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krausler Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, I guess the whole "precious human seed" is exclusive to catholics. I forgot that christians come in different shades of stupid.

And as you said you wouldn't stop believing, I also wouldn't start worshiping even if concrete evidence of it's existence was found.
As I said, it wouldn't get on my head that an all-powerful, all-knowing and all-present entity would be so petty as to care that a few among a great majority don't spend time praying for it.

And on the alignment thing, honestly, I wish I was chaotic neutral... Despite the fact that I made my own ideology, I guarantee I am pretty strict on following it. I would be more of a lawful neutral.
And I think the thing christians have more against D&D is that it's part of the game to roleplay worshiping other gods. It's petty, to me, but I don't mind if that's what keeps 'em out of the game.
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Well, he IS real and he DOES care.

Why would you wish you were different? God made you like that for a reason.
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Smithnikov Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017
Number 10:  Citation Needed. Where did you get that number? And even if you did, the argument of odds is not an argument at all. We're here. 

Number 9: My disbelief in God has nothing to do with evolution. Even if evolution was proven completely false somehow, it would not affect that. Also, the reason there are still monkeys is the same reason why there are still British people just because Americans exist. 

Number 8: Pascal's Wager? Seriously? You do have something to lose if you pick the WRONG GOD. You die and find out you have to weigh your heart against a feather before Osiris. 

Number 7: Those laws are older than the Bible. Lrn2CodesofHammurabi

Number 6: I don't. 

Number 5: Why do people treat the Vedas/Upaishadis, the Tao Te Ching, the Analects, as fact then? 

Number 4: Where has OGfurious published anything for peer review? 

Number 3: Thought you hated Donald Trump? ANyway, no, Donald Trump came to us via a campaign and the electoral college. No God needed. 

Number 2: I don't know, and neither do they. 

Number 1: That's not even the best animation cel I've seen, let alone evidence of a middle eastern war god. 
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10: Yeah, because God put us here. That's more likely than THOSE odds, duh.

9: Yeah, but both Americans and Brits are still humans. Except Brits usually have less teeth.

8: All the other religions are obviously fake.

7: Might be atheist propaganda.

6: Are you asexual?

5: Who knows? Maybe they have some truth as well.

4: How old even is OGFurious? Are his peers really someone you would trust that much?

3: Yes, but God put him on the ballot.

2: We have the answer, you go to Heaven or Hell...or Yukari's tummy. ^-^

1: Oh, yeah? Let's see something better then.
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Smithnikov Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017
10: Basis for that outcome? 

8: Fake doesn't even factor into it, you're using a premise that it'self goes off of pure blind odds. 

7: Citation needed to prove that the study of every civilization pre-Judaic is somehow "propaganda". 

6: No. I'm an old man, son, the things I want and do in life change. 

5; Then the Bible is wrong, as it teaches it alone is the truth. 

4: You don't know what peer review is in science, do you? 

3: Citation needed. 

2: Citation needed. 

1: That's not even the best anime cel.  

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gallery.shirow.net/main.php?g2…

Shirow shits all over your generic junk. 
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10: Do you have any idea how unlikely one in googol is?

8: No, the Bible is obviously correct because it has more followers than the other 3 religions.

7: I'm the one who should be asking for a citation.

6: Oh... I'm sorry to hear that.

5: The Bible is 100% correct.

4: I guess I don't.

3: Who else could've done it?

2: The Bible.

1: GENERIC IS GENERIC FOR A REASON!
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Smithnikov Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017
10: Doesn't matter. Seriously, if it's happened, the odds of it doesn't matter. 

8: Popularity has nothing to do with whether something is factual. 

7: For what? 

5: Ezekiel 18:20: The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father.

The penalty of sin is placed upon only the sinner, not the offspring.

Exodus 20:5: I the lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation.
The penalty of sin affects generations.

Jeremiah 3:12: ... for I am merciful, saith the Lord, and I will not keep anger forever.
God pleads with Israel to repent and return to Him.

Jeremiah 17:4: Ye have kindled a fire in mine anger, which shall burn forever.
Same book. Also note the previous chapter, where God brings disaster in verse 11: "…it is because your fathers forsook me," generational punishment which again contradicts Ezekiel 18:20

Matthew 20:29: As Jesus and his disciples were leaving Jericho, a large crowd followed him. Two blind men were sitting by the roadside, and when they heard that Jesus was going by, they shouted, "Lord, Son of David, have mercy on us!"
Jesus healed the two men in verse 34.

Mark 10:46-47: Then they came to Jericho. As Jesus and his disciples, together with a large crowd, were leaving the city, a blind man, Bartimaeus (that is, the Son of Timaeus), was sitting by the roadside begging. When he heard that it was Jesus of Nazareth, he began to shout, "Jesus, Son of David, have mercy on me!"
There was only one blind man.

Genesis 37:28: Then there passed by Midianites merchantmen; and they drew and lifted up Joseph out of the pit, and sold Joseph to the Ishmeelites for twenty pieces of silver: and they brought Joseph into Egypt. 
The Midianites sold Joseph to the Ishmeelites.

Genesis 37:36: And the Midianites sold him into Egypt unto Potiphar, an officer of Pharaoh’s, and captain of the guard. 
Sold to Potiphar. Same chapter. Same book.

1: Shirow is generic? 

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10: They matter more than anything.

9: That doesn't even make any sense.

7: Your claim at number 7.

Why all the Bible verses?

1: No.
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Smithnikov Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017
>>Why all the Bible verses?

Just a few Biblical contradictions.
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What's a contradiction?
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DreamyNaria Featured By Owner Edited Dec 17, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
if the dogs  evolved from wolves, Why there are still wolves?
The question about evolution is stupid! 
when there was the neanderthal man and the sapien
the homo erectus was not yet extinct despite the sapiens and neandethals were born from him!
Every living being with the passing of the millennia evolves to survive better, depending on the place, the climate and so on.
this is why the Europeans are white, it is an evolution due to survival in the harsh climate.
The Chinese have almond eyes because of the strong winds and the monsoons, it has been the selective coupling of nature to change us. 
Apart from this I am a Christian.
These questions are provocative and I do not think the provocation can give the answers you want..  atheists are touchy  Giggle 
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Oh, okay. Gonna take a lot more than that to prove God isn't real though. :P
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DreamyNaria Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
but I do not have to prove that God does not exist. I am a Christian.
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Smithnikov Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017
Which God? 
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THE God.
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Smithnikov Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2017
Which God? Vishnu? Odin? Bacchus? Azathoth? We got a lot to choose from. 
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B-b-briar Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2017   Digital Artist
lol yup
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Just God.
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EmeraldOverlord Featured By Owner Edited Dec 27, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
Be specific, there are thousands of gods. You could be talking about Odin, Zeus, Ra,etc. Doesn't matter, because in the end they are all fictional characters made up by primitive people to explain why the sky was blue. You shouldn't believe in things from the same type people who believed the earth was flat.
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But an entire book is dedicated to proving his existence.
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AdamKass Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2017  Professional General Artist
But there are so many to choose from.
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brianvds Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017  Professional Traditional Artist
The question about evolution is indeed stupid, as are most of the others, but I suspect our OP is just trolling around. And trolls are best left unfed. :-)
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Rigel70 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2017  New Deviant
Good advice.
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DreamyNaria Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes I know there are some atheist trolls that discredit the religious in this way.
They feel their self-esteem increase in this way Giggle 
There are very few bigots but they are really like that. 
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brianvds Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017  Professional Traditional Artist
In this particular case, perhaps it's just a plain troll.
Who knows? Either way, don't feed the thing... :-)
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vonRibbeck Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017  Hobbyist
Number 8: What if you're wrong? You have nothing to lose by converting because even if we're wrong, it's not like an atheist expected consequences after death anyway.

I have heard this argument by people who are serious about it before, and it is bullshit. I would have to choose first to what I'd be converting, there are myriads of religions that I could take, and none of them makes one iota more sense than the other. And then there's always the possibility that there exists a god who made this world so that we all became independent rational thinkers instead of mindless god worshippers and who punishes everyone after death who fell into the trap of religion.
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Smithnikov Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017
It's Pascal's Wager, and it's easily debunked. 
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vonRibbeck Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2017  Hobbyist
I make a habit of not knowing what things like that are called. I simply call bullshit when I see bullshit.
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Lol, I REALLY doubt that, lol.
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vonRibbeck Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017  Hobbyist
It's just as possible as any religion being true.
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No, because it has no evidence.
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vonRibbeck Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017  Hobbyist
As I was saying. Exactly as every religion out there.
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B-b-briar Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2017   Digital Artist
(burn) lol
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Nope, we have evidence. We have the Bible.
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B-b-briar Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2017   Digital Artist
every religion has their own text.
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But only the Bible is true.
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Smithnikov Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017
The Bible is not evidence. 
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If a book isn't evidence, then your science books aren't evidence either.
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vonRibbeck Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017  Hobbyist
The bible is only evidence that Satan wants us to believe in God so that we will be condemned to eternal hell, instead of entering eternal salvation by embracing rational agnostic atheism like God wanted us to do.
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Lol, you're joking, right?
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Lytrigian Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
How could something as beautiful as this ever exist without help from God? The answer is obviously that it can't.

That's from animu. Anume was created by Shinto. They worship Douglas MacArthur. MacArthur also thought he was God, so that makes sense. And he promised he shall return.
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Yes, but God created the men who created animu.
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Lytrigian Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
That's right. MacArthur did that.
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