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People who never drink their coffee black

:iconhertz0:
Hertz0 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2020
Why the fuck do you even care about the 'quality' of the coffee, if you bury it's flavor under a ton of milk and sugar? I'm not going take your opinion on coffee seriously if you don't even like the taste to begin with.

Though, to be fair. The person who inspired me to post this thread was right. The coffee we were drinking was shit.    


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:iconthatkidwiththerabbit:
ThatKidWithTheRabbit Featured By Owner Edited 3 minutes ago  Hobbyist Writer
I've switched from shitty quality coffee, but I can't drink it black. It murders my stomach and bowels. :dead:
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Horsefinity Featured By Owner 19 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just let people enjoy what they like to drink, dude. If I want a nice, caffeinated mocha I'm gonna damn well make myself a mocha
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Hertz0 Featured By Owner 19 hours ago
Unacceptable! No coffee for you! 
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JustCallMeRaye Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love it black, especially if accompanied with sweet cakes :3
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Hertz0 Featured By Owner 19 hours ago
This peep knows what's up
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Hertz0 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
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TheTexasJasmine Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I practically turn it into hot cocoa with how much sugar, cream, milk, and chocolate I put in there
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:iconhorsefinity:
Horsefinity Featured By Owner 19 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I put in a scoop of hot chocolate mix, a little bit of half and half, and just a squeeze of caramel sauce-- we are the same!
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:iconhertz0:
Hertz0 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
I know someone irl who does that too
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Drakensson Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Who the fuck puts chocolate in coffee?
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DumbledoreAskedCalm Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New Deviant
Who the fuck puts coffee in chocolates?
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Drakensson Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Who the put fucks coffolate in the chocofee?
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TheTexasJasmine Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
O
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Koui Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Professional General Artist
as a coffee drinker, the only coffee I've had that has no flavor after cream and sugar is added is anything lighter than medium roast coffee (coffee-flavored dishwater)...the exception being Seattle's best
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Hertz0 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Heh, "coffee-flavored dishwater". That's pretty much what we were drinking in the op
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Koui Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional General Artist
ugg!
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DumbledoreAskedCalm Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New Deviant
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No she’s sexy.
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:iconthetexasjasmine:
TheTexasJasmine Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg
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:iconhertz0:
Hertz0 Featured By Owner 4 days ago
I do what I want!  
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TheTexasJasmine Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg x2
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jengajangle Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
i always put like 20-30% creamer in mine. i don't think i can ever drink it black
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Hertz0 Featured By Owner 4 days ago
I may be biased since I drink coffee brewed from fresh coffee grounds. taste wise, it's on an entirely different level than coffee brewed from pre-grinded grounds out of a can. 
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The-Power-Driller Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2020  Hobbyist Artist
Normally I'd have it black. Sometimes if I'm in the mood I'd add a little milk or creme. Whatever works for the day, basically.
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Hertz0 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2020
Sounds fair. 
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:iconyangxiaofan457:
YangXiaoFan457 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2020  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't understand the coffee that blends animal blood in it. Sounds nasty and also NEVER take the coupon from those type of coffee places. :o
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:iconhertz0:
Hertz0 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2020
I'm guessing you buy your coffee from hell. 
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:iconthe-power-driller:
The-Power-Driller Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2020  Hobbyist Artist
Please don't tell me that's an actual thing. :o
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:iconyangxiaofan457:
YangXiaoFan457 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2020  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, people are getting bored and want to try more crazy things.
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DumbledoreAskedCalm Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2020  New Deviant
Coffee made of Civet poop is a thing so...
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:iconlizzychrome:
LizzyChrome Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2020  Hobbyist General Artist
No amount of cream can make really bad coffee drinkable.
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:iconhertz0:
Hertz0 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2020
page 2 there's a guy who regularly drinks over brewed days old coffee. I don't think it gets worse than that.  
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AspiePieStamps Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2020  Student Digital Artist
You have tried the instant stuff too??? How can you mess up coffee that bad????
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2020
I drink it mostly black but use a bit of milk. Not to much and not to little. Good old calcium.





Nutttyyyyyy
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:iconhertz0:
Hertz0 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2020
I don't think that white stuff is milk, my friend. 
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Literallybeanie Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2020
Nutttttyyyyyyyyyyy
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aqdrobert Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2020  Hobbyist General Artist
I took that further. I put instant coffee powder on ice cream as a topping.

Captain Janeway Eyeroll 

Mister Neelix told Captain Janeway it's a Talaxian specialty, but she still insists she wants her coffee black.
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LizzyChrome Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2020  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol:
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AspiePieStamps Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2020  Student Digital Artist
Tasty... I like that too????
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:iconhertz0:
Hertz0 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2020
And how did the ice-cream taste? 
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:iconaqdrobert:
aqdrobert Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2020  Hobbyist General Artist
Adds bitterness and depth to the sugary ice cream
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Hertz0 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2020
Interesting, I wonder if the same can done with regular coffee grounds. 
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GeofferyCCarter Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2020  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's kind of like meat quality.

Even if you season it well, bad quality meat is still gonna taste fairly poor. Meanwhile, good quality meat tastes even better with good seasoning. Same goes for coffee with cream and sugar; it'll make bad coffee tolerable at best, but it works amazingly well with good coffee.

If I'm trying a new type or brand of coffee, I always try it black first to get to know its base flavor, but usually end up adding cream and sugar.
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:iconhertz0:
Hertz0 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2020
"but usually end up adding cream and sugar"

I am currently filling up a sack with coffee beans that I will then use to beat you with.
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saintartaud Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2020
There's actually a pretty big difference in taste between a cafe au lait made with shitty weak ass coffee and an au lait made with good strong coffee. I am reminded of this every time I visit family that has no clue how to make a proper cup.
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Hertz0 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2020
Can't say I've ever had coffee with hot milk. Perhaps I'll give it a try the next time I'm brewing myself a cup of coffee. 
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saintartaud Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2020
Not even a latte or cappuccino? That's how I started drinking coffee. Pretty good stuff, but I found out pretty quickly that you need good coffee to do it right.
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:iconhertz0:
Hertz0 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2020
I've had cappuccino in the past, but that's about it. Most of my coffee experience is just me grinding some beans in the morning and then sticking the grounds into a coffee maker. I try not to grind more beans than I need because I've heard somewhere that brewing fresh grinded beans will give the best possible flavor those beans have to offer. Idk how much truth there is in that, but try to follow that advice anyway. 

Yeah, I'm a pretty simple guy when it comes to coffee. 
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saintartaud Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2020
Grinding fresh is better because the oils stay inside the beans longer and that's where a lot of the flavor comes from. A lot of pre-ground stuff gets stale, esp when it's been on the shelf a while. I'm a wee bit of a coffee snob! ^^;
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