Wtf is warrior cats


Rhapsodna's avatar
Are you telling me that bunch of feral felines are dwelling in the woods ? That sounds like an ecological disaster! Can you imagine all the animals that went extinct because these fucking cats are allowed to breed and hunt as wild?


And that voodoo bullshit healing juju? I thought a majority of plants and herbs are toxic to cats so I'm surprised these healers ain't mortician s


The star clan? It's cats tripping hard on catnip to the point they see dead cats


Is there a book where humans find the clans and like "Shit fuck look all theses damn cats" and starts trapping the shit out of them or pull an Australian where they use poison sausages to kill theses bastards.


I haven't really read the books unless there's a Secret of NIMH twist than I ain't having it ....



Teal dear: I rolled my eyes reading warrior cats
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Starlight-Destiny's avatar
I read the books that were out when I was 12. I liked it, but I grew out of it.

 My sister is 18 and still likes it, however.
Juliabohemian's avatar
My older daughter was really into it for a long time. I did roll my eyes a bit. 
Xurora's avatar
cat fight cat

cat dies by nature

cat relationships

kits die by anything

feline wars
Rhapsodna's avatar
That's basically it
Shidaku's avatar
Never heard of it.  Sounds like a great reality TV show tho.
Mintaka-TK's avatar
I hadn't even heard of the books until I accidentally discovered the fandom as a teen. I think it still exists because of furries. :lol:
LizzyChrome's avatar
Don't insult Warriors. :stare:
Rhapsodna's avatar
Bitch the books is just cats doing cat shit and hallucinating half the time
LizzyChrome's avatar
And "Yellow Submarine" is just Beatles doing Beatle shit and hallucinating the whole time. Your point? 
Rhapsodna's avatar
What boring ass drugs were they taking
LizzyChrome's avatar
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. 
Rhapsodna's avatar
Love Sex Drugs
TheAutisticPatriot93's avatar
As someone who used to read Warriors for ten years, I agree. The books have been getting real boring, and I've had disagreements with fans on the forum that turned me away from reading more of the books.

Besides, I'm more into Watership Down and Guardians Of Ga'Hoole than Warrior Cats.
Shidaku's avatar
You're "into" Watership Down?

Is there some psycho furry fandom around this now?  Because the book is amazing but fucking terrifying.
TheAutisticPatriot93's avatar
I don't mean it like that; I think I worded it wrong. In fact, I'm not sure if there's any people like that in Watership Down fandom.

But yeah, the book was really good.
Shidaku's avatar
Mmm okay fair enough.  I guess I've just never heard anyone say they're "into" Watership Down.  So it made me wonder WTF was going on.
TheAutisticPatriot93's avatar
Yeah, I worded it wrong. Sorry about that.
Rhapsodna's avatar
Watch felide and read redwall
TheAutisticPatriot93's avatar
Oh, I've watched Felidae and read Redwall. Heck, I've even read the Felidae book and watched the Redwall animated series. And they're definitely more interesting than Warriors has been lately.

How about Tailchaser's Song?
mx-nt's avatar
I used to read those books. But then the website spoiled it all, and that pushed me away.
NanoPoi's avatar
I remember that series. God, I used to love it
Angelina-L's avatar
I mean... there IS actually a book where humans show up and start trapping them (some point early in the 2nd series) so there's that, and I remember at least one character died from eating something that was poisoned
At least you've got that going for you I guess haha-

I do like Warriors but I'll admit it can be hella dumb at times