A Massive Open Letter
Dear homeless people,
Please do not stand near the entrance to a Walgreens or CVS pharmacy hoping someone will hand you money. This by itself makes some people very uncomfortable being anywhere near those stores
Please also, if someone in a vehicle shows up, do not immediately approach them asking for money, because good chances are they will think that you intend to rob them
Please also, also, do not repeatedly ask the person the same question after having initially told you no, or try to get "buddy-buddy" with them hoping to change their mind, whilst reaching your hand in their back pockets hoping they wouldn't notice
Please also, also, also, do not sit near the person's vehicle hoping they have some change to give you, because that is the exact warning a person needs to keep a huge distance from you if they wish to return home fully intact
Please also, also, also, also, do not proceed to chase the person with a sharp object after they have rushed back indoors at the sight of you to contact the police department, which is less than three minutes away from the store
Please also, also, also, also, ALSO, do not attempt to break the bathroom door down because you never know what that person is carrying with them in their pocket, and good chances are it will be used to try to claim your life should you successfully manage to smash that door down
And I would strongly advise against shouting bigoted slurs when getting the handcuffs rightfully placed on you as those comments can and will very likely be used against you
...What I'm trying to say here is: please do not be a massive scat sandwich
Signed,
the American working class, and the public society of mentally sane human beings
P.S. To the person responsible for the creation of this letter: I sincerely hope that you have someone in your family or pool of friends who is enough of a sweetheart to loan you the $250 it took me to replace the tires you slashed in your little protest against me, in addition to the other property damage you've caused to the store which I'm sure to cost a whole lot more, and that you get some serious help for the mental sickness(es) responsible for the actions listed above so as they are not repeated should you have the misfortune of meeting someone who is far less pacifistic than I was in that situation
BONUSES:
-Tumblr, you can either sack up and fix your website the correct way by targeting the things that are actually ailing your domain, being the porn bots and child porn blogs which your site has been put in the news for, as well as the dozens of thousands of supremacist blogs (ironic, for a website that claims to promote "acceptance"), instead of literally everyone else in your community, or you can do like your infamous racist, sexist, heterophobic pampered dandelion minority and continue acting like a bunch of children who curse and throw tantrums when told by their parents they couldn't get something they wanted and watch as your revenue swiftly deteriorate to the point where you are being threatened to file for bankruptcy as I'm very sure that you do not have anyone to pull you out of the rapidly sinking ship you're in, unlike MySpace
-the people responsible for this upcoming update for Deviantart should best read right above, lest they run the risk of repeating the exact same grave mistake especially given their late reputation for letting defective robots handle their transactions and art theft reports in place of actual human beings
-Twitter, if you think I'm handing you my phone number so you can sell it to telemarketers and identity thieves because you're so insecure that you have to literally be handed personally identifying information to use your website for more than fifteen minutes without getting locked out at the lightest thought of being a spambot, then you can also take your blue jays and shove them so far up your ass that their beaks are poking out your nose
-Amino, Instagram, you two can come back at me in a year or so when you realize that mobile phone owners are not the only people who exist in this world
Please do not stand near the entrance to a Walgreens or CVS pharmacy hoping someone will hand you money. This by itself makes some people very uncomfortable being anywhere near those stores
Please also, if someone in a vehicle shows up, do not immediately approach them asking for money, because good chances are they will think that you intend to rob them
Please also, also, do not repeatedly ask the person the same question after having initially told you no, or try to get "buddy-buddy" with them hoping to change their mind, whilst reaching your hand in their back pockets hoping they wouldn't notice
Please also, also, also, do not sit near the person's vehicle hoping they have some change to give you, because that is the exact warning a person needs to keep a huge distance from you if they wish to return home fully intact
Please also, also, also, also, do not proceed to chase the person with a sharp object after they have rushed back indoors at the sight of you to contact the police department, which is less than three minutes away from the store
Please also, also, also, also, ALSO, do not attempt to break the bathroom door down because you never know what that person is carrying with them in their pocket, and good chances are it will be used to try to claim your life should you successfully manage to smash that door down
And I would strongly advise against shouting bigoted slurs when getting the handcuffs rightfully placed on you as those comments can and will very likely be used against you
...What I'm trying to say here is: please do not be a massive scat sandwich
Signed,
the American working class, and the public society of mentally sane human beings
P.S. To the person responsible for the creation of this letter: I sincerely hope that you have someone in your family or pool of friends who is enough of a sweetheart to loan you the $250 it took me to replace the tires you slashed in your little protest against me, in addition to the other property damage you've caused to the store which I'm sure to cost a whole lot more, and that you get some serious help for the mental sickness(es) responsible for the actions listed above so as they are not repeated should you have the misfortune of meeting someone who is far less pacifistic than I was in that situation
BONUSES:
-Tumblr, you can either sack up and fix your website the correct way by targeting the things that are actually ailing your domain, being the porn bots and child porn blogs which your site has been put in the news for, as well as the dozens of thousands of supremacist blogs (ironic, for a website that claims to promote "acceptance"), instead of literally everyone else in your community, or you can do like your infamous racist, sexist, heterophobic pampered dandelion minority and continue acting like a bunch of children who curse and throw tantrums when told by their parents they couldn't get something they wanted and watch as your revenue swiftly deteriorate to the point where you are being threatened to file for bankruptcy as I'm very sure that you do not have anyone to pull you out of the rapidly sinking ship you're in, unlike MySpace
-the people responsible for this upcoming update for Deviantart should best read right above, lest they run the risk of repeating the exact same grave mistake especially given their late reputation for letting defective robots handle their transactions and art theft reports in place of actual human beings
-Twitter, if you think I'm handing you my phone number so you can sell it to telemarketers and identity thieves because you're so insecure that you have to literally be handed personally identifying information to use your website for more than fifteen minutes without getting locked out at the lightest thought of being a spambot, then you can also take your blue jays and shove them so far up your ass that their beaks are poking out your nose
-Amino, Instagram, you two can come back at me in a year or so when you realize that mobile phone owners are not the only people who exist in this world
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You have probably incited him to do it.
You get what you give.
And you are simply angry that there are fewer websites that will accept your anime trash.
Which, by the way, looks as if it was produced by an autistic child.
You get what you give.
And you are simply angry that there are fewer websites that will accept your anime trash.
Which, by the way, looks as if it was produced by an autistic child.
Hello nihilistic prude with poor reading comprehension skills, how do you do 
Much better than you.
there's always the option of living in states/locations that panhandling is a crime resulting in free room and board for the night. but not all are homeless, some are lazy and found they make more money begging than actually getting a real job because it's not taxed. maybe if they start taxing the beggers (who aren't homeless) they might stop. there are also states/locations that have pretty much kicked out a lot of homeless or you don't see them due to proper places and programs that help them up instead of leave them in that situation. I'm glad I've joined some sites before forced numbers were demanded, they ask I ignore. you could always be cruel and give them a fake one (unless they need to verify it, then just leave the site it's not worth it)
Chances are he was just going to use the money for drugs (learned my lesson from my uncle)
Panhandling's apparently covered by the First Amendment, made worse by the fact I live in a blue state, and unfortunately moving elsewhere isn't much of an option because the gun craze and white supremacy are still mighty high in many other parts of the country
Panhandling's apparently covered by the First Amendment, made worse by the fact I live in a blue state, and unfortunately moving elsewhere isn't much of an option because the gun craze and white supremacy are still mighty high in many other parts of the country
TL;DR: Don't be poor. lol
TL;DR: Don't be a poor demented drug addict
Word
250$... screw that idiot.
Also yeah, I hope DA doesn't do like tumblr but at the same time I do hope they add a better account verifiction system, like ArtStation (it requires phone number) to prevent trolls and alts from joining.
I can relate, I love Amino but it annoys me how I can only use it on phone.
And that's just for the back tires, which, by the way, were brand new
Given DA's business practices as of late, I wouldn't put it behind them. And unfortunately, I don't know anything whatsoever about ArtStation
Yeah, one would really think to have a desktop version available, especially when trying to cater to artists whom are often on desktop anyway
Given DA's business practices as of late, I wouldn't put it behind them. And unfortunately, I don't know anything whatsoever about ArtStation
Yeah, one would really think to have a desktop version available, especially when trying to cater to artists whom are often on desktop anyway
Hobos be hoboing.
It's less to do with them being hobos and more to do with their tendency to be demented addicts and/or overgrown brats
That's what being a hobo usually entails.
The TL;DR is right there in bold
Still too many things to properly respond to, though.
That I understand 
Outlook also now requires a phone number - but since they're Microsoft, they already own your operating system as a "service" and know everything about you anyways. Plus they promise never to give your phone number to anyone else. *wink, wink*
And that is exactly why I have a Mac
Apple also acquires user data for... reasons. 
People are fucking scary. Yep, you never know these days who is thinking of robbing you, molesting you, or cutting you up Revengance style