Dear Home Invader,
What was your reason to leave a note with your full name and phone number on my floor? Not to mention you didn’t take anything of value, so what exactly was your point?
Was it to woo me into being yours? Too bad, I’m already with someone.
Sincerely,
Camoxivi
P.S: thanks for worsening my anxiety. It’s awesome to be terrified of everything. I’ll make sure to mention you to the cops.
Complaint: someone broke into my house just to drop a note with their full name and phone number.
Was it to woo me into being yours? Too bad, I’m already with someone.
Sincerely,
Camoxivi
P.S: thanks for worsening my anxiety. It’s awesome to be terrified of everything. I’ll make sure to mention you to the cops.
Complaint: someone broke into my house just to drop a note with their full name and phone number.
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Well...at least you know who to report to the police.
Yep. 
You sure they actually broke in and didn't just slide the note under your door or through a mailbox or some other way?
It was in the middle of my bedroom. I’d be amazed how they could slip a note from under my front door and it landing in my room.
Wind currents?
Ever take a piece of paper and slide it across a floor? Sometimes it can go quite a ways.
It would be amazing to see a heavily folded piece of paper try to fit under my bedroom door.
...and now you're providing us with some more details.
What 
That is... something. I'm not sure whether you should be creeped out, consider yourself lucky, or both.
That is... something. I'm not sure whether you should be creeped out, consider yourself lucky, or both.
I'm both, currently.
Sleep with a knife in reach. 
Getting one today, actually.
That's a strange thing to do!
It quite is. 
That's pretty damn horrific honestly. Time to alert the authorities and invest in a dead bolt lock.
A dead bolt lock sounds like a good idea.
Sounds kinky, honestly. I never have guests 
Well of course it would be less scary to a man than a woman.
Women are just men with some wo added on.
time to get a watchdog? one of them man eating ferocious ones that tear right into flesh.
That wouldn’t be a bad idea..
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go away Wesley
That's almost funny.
Also it may be that the real person who broke into your house is just trying to frame the guy whose credentials they left.
Or he's just a really polite robber.
Also it may be that the real person who broke into your house is just trying to frame the guy whose credentials they left.
Or he's just a really polite robber.