This is some seriously invested trolling. Still, although I applaud the amount of thought you put into this, would get struck down for being unconstitutionally vague, even if we overlook all the human rights violations.
You know, in Liberia there's a beach where everyone who lives in a village without plumbing take a shit on. Like, the only reason they go there is to take a shit on what is already a huge, ever growing pile of shit. I saw it on a Vice documentary. It's possibly one of the most unsanitary and god awful smelling things on planet earth and it's just a gigantic sea of old stale turds in the moistened air and blistering heat of an impoverished African country, and people risk vomiting just for stepping foot there to relieve their bowels in the open like common hooved animals.
And you as a human being are STILL a bigger piece of shit than that entire mountain of feces.