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... 'Twilight Ninja' Strikes at the Mall?

:iconalevan:
Alevan Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, similiar to Twilight but this is fucked up in it's own way.

So, I've gotten enough money to go buy some Harry Potter books. I picked up the 7th one but refused to read it until I got all the others. I was searching through this Barnes store at the mall and I felt a tap on my shoulder.

I turn to see a man with a ninja mask. :ninja:

I shit you not.

For a moment, I thought I was being robbed... then wondered how long he had this on without security taking his ass and then how crappy the mask looked.

Anyway, he asks if I am buying Twilight. I show off one of the Harry Potter books and gives some weird salute, saying this: "I have successfully saved another citizen. Twilight Ninja, AWAY!"

:O ... Oh, kay....

So he leaves with clerks staring at him funny and I go back to shopping. No sooner do I buy my books, and head down the mall... I see this teenage girl screaming bloody murder in the lines of, "HE STOLE MY TWILIGHT!" and 'Twilight Ninja' running away with her bags with the Borders logo on it... with a Twilight book she just bought and two security guards chasing him down.

... Yeah. Faith in humanity? Gone down the drain.

tl;dr
Never going to the mall again. Please, if you wish to go against twilight... do it safely and let people throw dead horses at you to bear. :( Stealing is not nice. I wondered if the retard did it as a joke or was serious about it.
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:iconstykera:
Stykera Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2009
:lock: by request
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:iconbanango:
banango Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2009
:rofl:
He's like a superrhero!
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:iconkidakins:
Kidakins Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Knowing this lovely man is out there
it makes my soul fill with happy
:iconawesomecatplz:
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:iconbubblerevolution:
BubbleRevolution Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why the fuck do people keep necroing this thread?
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:iconkidakins:
Kidakins Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Besides the fact that it is amazing and needs to be seen by anyone and everyone.
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:iconalevan:
Alevan Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
I'm not sure. O.o This thing was going on over several months ago. Is there a mod to lock it? THis happened back in January...
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EnygmaticHarlequins Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2009
WTF? 'Twilight Ninja?' lulz. I'm sorry this is funny!!!!
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:iconagent-ink:
Agent-Ink Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2009
.... HAHAHAHA Go ninja! Clean the streets of bad literature! And yaaaay, Harry Potter Twilight ninja.... Hahaha
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KyleMistry Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2009
What the hell is this thread doing back?

Side note, just realized it was posted on my birthday.

Happy birthday to me.
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:iconnightice:
NightIce Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2009
I freaking love that guy for doing that. xD
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:iconsugardrops:
sugardrops Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2009
I think he's my new hero *sniffs*
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:iconowen-phoenix:
Owen-Phoenix Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2009
I salute this man, society in indebted to him....
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:icont-weaver:
T-Weaver Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Interesting
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:iconfluffypaws:
fluffypaws Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2009
LOL Twilight ninja = FTW!
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:iconpsychoticturtle:
PsychoticTurtle Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2009
TWILIGHT NINJA, AWAY!!!
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:iconsuntro:
Suntro Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2009  Student General Artist
He sounds like an amazing person. I think he gives me faith in humanity.
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:iconblackskye13:
blackskye13 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
That is epic...
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:iconjasqreate:
Jasqreate Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Hahahaha! Oh that is a classic! :rofl: :laughing:
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Kitty1612 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2009
This pretty much sums up my thoughts:

:rofl:
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:iconthat-green-lemon:
that-green-lemon Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2009
:rofl:
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:iconazza9:
Azza9 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2009
LOL

Hope there not being too hard on him, The law doesn't take IRL trolling well.
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:iconomega-kek:
Omega-Kek Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2009
Twilight Ninja FTW!
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:iconsimplebend:
SimpleBend Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2009  Hobbyist
How awesome! LOL! Kinda crazy though I support him. He would have so many books to take away in my school... XD
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:icondeesdilemma:
DeesDilemma Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2009  Student Filmographer
:lol: That's amazing!

I was in the mall today with my friend and she went to get her hair cut. So I waited for her and the 4 extra girls that had nothing better to do at the salon started talking "twilight" and played the soundtrack :fear: I wish a ninja saved me from that half hour of torture :<
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Stallion-Duck Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2009
:iconworshipplz::icontwilightninjaplz:
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:iconneonblackskeller:
NeonBlackSkeller Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2009
If someone stole the books I just bought, I would chase that motherfucker down and tackle his ass!
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:iconnarren88:
Narren88 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2009
What an awsome super hero =D
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:iconsopranomonroe:
sopranomonroe Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
That's just hilarous. I had to make fanart of this guy. :XD: [link]
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:iconsopranomonroe:
sopranomonroe Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
Woah, WTF? :XD: That's hilarious!
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:iconpsychotime:
Psychotime Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
That's very awesome.
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:iconxxicewiccanxx:
xxIceWiccanxx Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2009
That's really creepy in a way, but also hilarious.
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:iconkillz-you-slow:
killz-you-slow Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2009
that man deserves a medal
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:iconmegajosh2:
megajosh2 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2009
That is EPIC.
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:icondaejien:
Daejien Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2009
I must become a twilight ninja!
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LinkinPark42193 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2009   Traditional Artist
my hero
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:iconxue-yun:
Xue-Yun Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2009
Maybe he shouldn't have stolen the book--people do pay good money for them (though its a waste of it, the Twilight books I mean)--but that is still freaking awesome.
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:iconfaustsnake:
FaustSnake Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2009
I am in a serious dillema now!

I can't decide if it was awesome or just pure retarded! D:
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:iconkitty-cat-angel:
Kitty-Cat-Angel Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That is HEEEELARIOUS!

I wish our malls had book ninjas ;_;
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:iconnicocc98:
Nicocc98 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2009
FORUM NECROMANCER was here.
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:iconjustrealizeyouloveme:
I'm a sometimes fan of twilight, but that was made of pure epic.

"I shit you not." LOL

I'm so going to use that the next time I tell an unbelievable story.
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:iconluvthecloudydayz:
luvthecloudydayz Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2009
:lmao:

Go Twilight Ninja!
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:iconwerdna-yelof:
werdna-yelof Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2009
I love the twilight ninja.
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:iconspyrochick308:
spyrochick308 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2009
XD
I should warn my couz about this before she goes to the mall today! :XD:
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Darkwolfcry Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh dear god O_O I mean..I don't like the book that much but...WOW that must have been epic XD The "Twilight Ninja" sounds like some kind of freak even so..he's awesome for making me laugh and making this the most epic thing in the world XD
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:iconspyrochick308:
spyrochick308 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2009
What the hell?!:XD:
lmao that made my day.....
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:iconjasqreate:
Jasqreate Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
What the hell!? :XD:
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:iconlolasiannodel:
lolasiannodel Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2009
That's the best idea since the theory of relativity [/gross exaggeration]

Why didn't I think of that?
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:iconbeenachu:
beenachu Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2009
A salute should be given to that man.
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Nickel11 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2009   Interface Designer
:icontwilightninjaplz:
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:iconblackladybinary:
blackladybinary Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2009
OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
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