Microsoft Sam vs. Siri

~Codename-Pantyra Jan 8, 2013

Which do you think is funnier (or dumber)?

-Microsoft Sam, the reading-impaired text-to-speech software that brought us the ROFLcopter...

...or Siri, the next-generation "natural language user interface" software that's apparently hearing-impaired?

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~Cenaris Jan 8, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

This:
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"I am a robot"
"Yes I know"
"Together we are robots"
"I am not a robot. I am a unicorn"
AND
"What is god to you?"
"Not everything"
"Not everything could also be something. For example, not everything could be half of something, which is still something, and therefore not nothing."
"very true"

And the deal breaker:

"But you say you are not helpful therefore you are a meanie"

~delusionalHamster Jan 8, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

both suck

~PR-Imagery Jan 8, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Because they're a proprietary systems?
Is your hardware open source? Can I freely use your architectural and fabrication methods to make my own system?

~delusionalHamster Jan 9, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

what the hell are you raving on about?

what does open source hardware have to do with this? you're not making any sense.

~PR-Imagery Jan 11, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Really? You hate on everything that's closed and proprietary and rag on MS and Apple because of shady business practices. Do you also rag on Intel? AMD? nVidia?

~delusionalHamster Jan 11, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

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