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Pokemon: Universal Bucket Hat Part 1 This here story is about a bunch of weird shit that happens to this one guy and isn't at all intended to resemble any events that is happening or has happened to any person, dead or living. If you are going to sue me for writing about your life without permission, then you need to get your motherhumpin' brain checked.
Anyhow, our tale centers around some weird-ass artifact called the Blade of Pedo Culo, a knife belonging to history's first Spanish ninja named Gordo Flan. In short, Flan traveled to Japan with dreams of becoming a ninja, but was killed on his first day of ninjaing. As he died, or so some argue, the rightfully pissed off Flan sealed his soul into the blade. It is now on display in the Japanese Museum of Ninjitsu in Kyoto, Japan. That is, until tonight.
It's 9:00 p.m. at the museum. Closing time. Unfortunately for the establishment, the two night shift guards are very sleepy. Actually, make that one guard. &