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The Dirty Origins of the Literary GenresThe Dirty Origins of the Literary Genres:
Fun with Six-Word Stories
Literary Nonsense- Siblings, Poetry and Comedy's copulate encounter.
Smut- Drama injects Prose with dirty needle.
Mystery- Prose meets Drama behind the shed.
Comedy- Drama slowly gets undressed, Prose laughs.
Poetry- Drama attempts rhythmic technique in bed.
Fantasy- Prose decides that length does matter.
SciFi- Prose dreams of Drama's rhythmic technique.
Romance- Prose asks Drama for bedtime story.
Action- Drama gets aggressive, learning of ex.

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