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One of the strange people sent me his photos a few weeks ago. Just today I get an e-mail that says, word for word, "Hi. What did you think of my pics? Just curious. Do you think I could get parts in movies or TV shows? Or be an extra?"
The guy is not attractive per se...he's a bit overweight and needs new glasses (he's got the nerdy 90s giant glasses going on). But I'm wondering how I should respond...at all? I could ignore him, give him some cheesy advice (everybody can make it!), or tell him the truth about how to improve his pics.
I've never encountered this before.
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"Typical of hypnosis-induced somnambulism. Must stop this dreadful glidiing among shadows; refocus concentration and thereby restore ego center."