those things are fuckiiinnnnnggg massive
you would be crushed like a bug
...maybe a baby one

The girl sounds like a huge retard though

Yeah i am not about boxing any seals just isn't my thing but i wanted to know what others thought about it.

TBH its lose lose.. Elephant seals are very fast with crushing jaws, and a very thick protective armour of blubber.. means your punches would be rendered innafective..

As for an elephant, you'd never get high enough to do any damage, and their skulls are SOLID..
the only way you'd win that fight would be to uppercut it in the genitals.. which.. lets face it would have it dropping on top of you and crushing you flat..

So... if i had to choose between the two? Id find another girl

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If she said that to you..I'd give up!!! lol

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I think this begs the age old question:

'Who would win in a fight out of an elephant and an elephant seal?'

I suppose it depends on the terrain, and whether weapons are allowed.

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Don't think any woman would be HOT enough to try this for. Have you even felt how tough an elephant's hide is? And let's face it, would you really want your hands anywhere near an elephants genitals? haha

oh and agreed, this girl sounds a wee bit off.