I like the song Rolling In the Deep, but I could have sworn she was saying "You cheatin' at fever pitch"... My first thought was, "What the heck does that mean?"
I used to think "Higher Love" by Steve Winwood was "Pie of love" when I was a kid
There's a lot more, but I have some funny stories about people I know.
My dad used to thing the lyric in Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville "Strummin' my six-string" was "Strummin' my sex chain" and "Electric Boots" in Elton John's Benny and the Jets was "Electric boobs"
One time at work, Evil Woman by Electric Light Orchestra came on the radio, and my boss told us how when she was a kid she thought "Hey evil woman' was "He is a woman."
In the song "Freestyler" by Bomfunk MC's, it opens with - "Freestyler, rock the microphone" where a friend of mine thought it was - "Freestyler, f*** the f***ing phone."
Actual lyrics - "Don't say my name, like it belongs in your mouth!" What I now hear (courtesy of some user on youtube) - "Don't shave me leg! I dropped my balls in your mouth.."
"Mayans drip your fro, riding around bird-cage dread the blood on your watch" as opposed to "My hands grip your throat, I need your end burned staked ripped apart I avenge"
and also
"Anxiety! A naked jail!"as opposed to "Anxiety, an aching chill."
Oh Trivium your clarity of articulation is so obviously amazing
One example is Ricky Martins 'Livin' la vida loca'.
I thought the lyric was 'Black cats and poodle dogs' until very recently. The actual lyric is 'black cats and voodoo dolls.'
Another is Van Morrisons' 'Brown Eyed Girl' 'Sha la la la la la la de ta' sounds like 'Sha la la la la la la I like ya dog' to me.
So, what do you hear when you listen to songs?