lol, i'd say any spoof movie after Scary Movie 1 && 2.
especially Meet The Spartans

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I'm going in order of suckage:

1.Dragon Wars - Amazing battle at the end (the graphics were gorgeous), but good Lord, the acting is terrible, the story is half-assed and confusing, and--old man, where the hell did you pull that hot cup of tea from?!?!?! wtf?!?!!

2. Cars - I thought it would be a good movie. I was sorely disappointed. Larry the Cable guy actually managed to save a small portion of it with is redneck humor.

3. Napoleon Dynamite/ Nacho Libre - (they're on the same level of suckage) All the good parts were in the trailers, so I ended up enjoying the previews for them more than the actual film.

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Dungeons & Dragons. Absolutely dire. And that guy with the blue lips, what an idiot. Jeremy Irons chewing his way through the scenery. Worst movie ever.

Starship troopers 2. Total garbage. Boring as hell, even the supadupa amount of gore at the end was STILL rubbish. FEH.

Glitter. Only managed to sit through half of this crapfest, I fell asleep! Mariah Carey wears a different outfit and her hair done up different in nearly every scene! WTF. And that corpse grin of hers, exactly the same, even when she's sad!!!

All the star wars prequels. The worst being #2. Hayden Christienson is AWFUL, and his acting alongside Natalie Portman is just dire! These two dumbasses are supposed to be "in love" but the actors looked like they hated each other. Or maybe Natalie thought Hayden was a creepy stalker sleeze, and it shows in this dumb movie!

Lots more, but it would only make this post real real long.

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Kangaroo Jack. All the funny parts were in the commercials...and they were funnier in the commercials! Like when the kangaroo started rapping...it was just a dream in the movie, and I was expecting him to actually rap in real life...

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Legally Blonde 1&2: Wow I'm suprised this movie was even made let alone that they made a sequel!

Any of the 'American Pie' movies: Everyone says these movies are funny and have a heart to them. All I see are fart and sex jokes and half ass acting and attempt at plot.

Ringu (Original version Japanese version of the 'Ring' Wasn't scary at all the only scary bit happened at the end and that only happened for two minutes.

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Any movie that has a girl/monster kill you for watching a tape, going into a house, answering a cellphone, playing a video game, going on a website.....

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1.Dragon Wars - Amazing battle at the end (the graphics were gorgeous), but good Lord, the acting is terrible, the story is half-assed and confusing, and--old man, where the hell did you pull that hot cup of tea from?!?!?! wtf?!?!!

I agree with this completely. The movie as a whole was horrible, but that battle scene at the end was pretty damn cool.

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See No Evil.

The Condemned.

The Marine.

All from WWE films....what can I say...my curiosity gets the best of me at times.

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I know... I honestly didn't see the point of the humans and everything else up until that point. It was just so pointless up until the epicness of that last battle.

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Pirates of the Carribean (I like all 3 stars, but I kept falling asleep)
Eragon (total ripoff of star wars...and not even a good movie if Id never seen sw)
Shoot em up (though I turned it off after about 40 minutes, so maybe it got less sucky)

there are sooo many terrible movies, and these are just a few I could name from recent years

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