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assasins creed 2 ending: what the fuck is this?

:iconder-freishutz:
der-freishutz Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT I WAS HAVING A NICE TIME WITH THIS HISTORICAL STUFF THEN SOME FUCKER CALLED THE SPANIARD COMES ALONG WITH A MAGIC-ASS STAFF AND ENZIO MULITPLIES HIMSELF AND THEN THERES SOME ANCHIENT ALIENS. WHY.
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:iconparadigmfallen:
ParadigmFallen Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Professional Artist
It's AC, that's why. They don't use logic.
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:iconfirstxaidxkit:
FIRSTxAIDxKIT Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
:iconfacepalmplz: You again. Didn't you learn your lesson in Complaints? :roll:
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:iconder-freishutz:
der-freishutz Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
wow people like using that reaction image.
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:iconfirstxaidxkit:
FIRSTxAIDxKIT Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Well yeah, especially when they're talking to you. :bucktooth:
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:iconder-freishutz:
der-freishutz Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
fair enough.
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Adder-SnakeBite Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ignore ~hoggys2much He's basing his opinion on just the first game of the series and obviously hasn't played the rest of them, which are much better than the first game, and needs to find something better to do with his time than to bitch about a silly video game on every thread related to Assassin's creed he can find.

The game explains itself and the whole thing about the prophet was explained almost immediately after you battled the Spaniard for the apple of Eden that first time around.
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:iconfirstxaidxkit:
FIRSTxAIDxKIT Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Hoggy is just a fucking idiot. I don't know why he even tries still.
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:iconadder-snakebite:
Adder-SnakeBite Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I gotta agree with ya there. That guy has no respect for other people's personal tastes. He should just give up because no-one gives a shit about what he thinks, and I'm actually surprised he's not been banned for harassing and bashing AC fans in the manner that he does.
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FIRSTxAIDxKIT Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
It's funny, because if you point out that he's just a sad pervert that wishes he was sexually involved with female video game protagonists, he automatically blocks you no matter what. :bucktooth: Oh, and don't even get him started about his record in Bayonetta!
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:iconthebentley:
TheBentley Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Just ignore him, he's the most retarded idiot on the internet, hell, he's nearly 40 years old and still lives with his parents, doesn't have a job and lives off jobseekers allowance, he's someone you could class as the biggest loser, people like him want to take their rage out on other people because of their insanely shitty life, hell, he even said in a comment thread on IGN that his "Parents weren't home so he got to use the big TV"

Epic fail, Epic loser.
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:iconvicsor-s3:
Vicsor-S3 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Is there some sort of link to this thread? =P
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:iconthebentley:
TheBentley Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I don't know where the thread of him being so damn happy he can finally use the big TV is, but this thread shows A LOT about him: [link]
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:icontheredsnifit:
TheRedSnifit Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Somebody get this manchild an ED page.
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:iconfirstxaidxkit:
FIRSTxAIDxKIT Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
But...but... I have too much fun insulting him!
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:iconthebentley:
TheBentley Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Insult him all you want, just wanted to give you more of an insight into his pathetic little life
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:iconfirstxaidxkit:
FIRSTxAIDxKIT Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
I'm not an idiot. :pat:
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:iconmarvelouschester:
MarvelousChester Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
Bayonetta obsession, check
Tendancy to block all who don't think how he thinks, check
Bashes anything that isn't Bayonetta, check

We got a full fledged Bayonetta asshole fanboy on our hands!
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:iconfirstxaidxkit:
FIRSTxAIDxKIT Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
:nod:
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:iconadder-snakebite:
Adder-SnakeBite Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I've noticed that he's got some kind of sick desire for pixel boobs.
Urgh, the way he seems to idolize that Bayonetta game and treats it like it were some kind of god has put me off of wanting to try it and see what the game's like.
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:iconvicsor-s3:
Vicsor-S3 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like Bayonetta :saddummy:
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:iconadder-snakebite:
Adder-SnakeBite Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
There's nothing wrong with liking something as long as you're not completely obsessing over it and putting other people off of trying it.
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TheRedSnifit Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
I really wish I was a fly on his wall when he found out that Bayonetta 2 was an exclusive on a Nintendo console.
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:iconfirstxaidxkit:
FIRSTxAIDxKIT Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Same, seriously. I actually was so close to buying it one day, but decided against it. Like a week later, I had my first encounter with him and put me off the game forever...

Besides, I don't really want to play a DMC clone. :D
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Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Besides, I don't really want to play a DMC clone.

Which happens to be made by the same guy who made DMC (hell, the references to that game and other he did are in this game!), which explains why it has that familiar gameplay.
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:iconfirstxaidxkit:
FIRSTxAIDxKIT Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
I understand that, and I could go into the whole spiel of "just because it works doesn't mean you have to do it 15 times" but I'll just leave it at I don't want to play it anymore.
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Adder-SnakeBite Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's a shame that some people's excessive obsessiveness can put another person off of something that they MIGHT actually have enjoyed.
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FIRSTxAIDxKIT Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
:shrug: Then again, he might be offended if someone else played Bayonetta because then she wouldn't be focusing on him. :iconteheplz:
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:iconhoggys2much:
hoggys2much Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
Well you are playing the shittiest franchise ever created in the history of the Universe so what did you expect.

Assassin's Shit story has been shit from day 1.
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:iconder-freishutz:
der-freishutz Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
its still fun, thats all that matters brah.
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:iconthebentley:
TheBentley Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Just ignore him, he's the most retarded idiot on the internet, hell, he's nearly 40 years old and still lives with his parents, doesn't have a job and lives off jobseekers allowance, he's someone you could class as the biggest loser, people like him want to take their rage out on other people because of their insanely shitty life, hell, he even said in a comment thread on IGN that his "Parents weren't home so he got to use the big TV"

Epic fail, Epic loser.
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:iconhoggys2much:
hoggys2much Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
I had more fun getting my teeth extracted than I got from the 3 boring as hell hours that I played on Assassin's Creed 1.

Shit franchise with the shittiest premise ever created in the history of gaming.
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Synthetic--Ecstasy Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... wait and you said Ancient Aliens :iconteheplz:
:iconaliens-plz:
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:iconsynthetic--ecstasy:
Synthetic--Ecstasy Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Go play something more constructive like Monopoly!
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:iconder-freishutz:
der-freishutz Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
but that game is for dirty capitalist pig dogs. i prefer the russian version where you keep going around with equal amounts of money and you dont buy any land because land is owned by the state.
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DJ0Hybrid Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconslowpokeplz::iconsaysplz: Hey guys, did you know that Samus is a girl?
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I can't believe Darth Vader is Luke's father! :noes:
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:icondj0hybrid:
DJ0Hybrid Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconslowpokeplz::iconsaysplz: And this whole saving progress thing is just a gimmick. I mean, now games will be too easy when you can save before difficult parts! I'm sure this Legend of Zelda idea would end up being a joke anyways that we can all and laugh at.
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superpika237 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:iconslowpokeplz: And that's saying nothing of this weird "16-bit" craze that'll be happening; it's like, what's wrong with good old NES machines anyways?
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:iconlovely-words:
Lovely-Words Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You act like the Spaniard wasn't there for the entire game. :lol: But I can't really hate it that much. It's Sci-fi/Fantasy/Alternate History. I went into this with the mindset of "this is silly" and I wasn't disappointed. :shrug:
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der-freishutz Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
it was made up throughout the game that he was going to be the final boss or something, but then he became the prophet. also the fact that he was immune to everything just so it wouldnt fuck up the storyline (like when you are chasing someone you cant use throwing knives) was annoying
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:iconlovely-words:
Lovely-Words Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The Spaniard wasn't he prophet, Ezio was. Weren't you paying attention?
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:iconder-freishutz:
der-freishutz Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
he said he was the prophet, then ezio was then the alien started talk to desmond and i just started laughing.
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:iconlovely-words:
Lovely-Words Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No, the Spaniard was mistaken. The Brotherhood cleared that up before they officially made Ezio an Assassin.
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Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I mean, fuck, I played the game and PAID ATTENTION TO IT unlike the OP.
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:iconlovely-words:
Lovely-Words Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I mean seriously. They cleared up who the prophet was literally after you fought the Spaniard the first time.
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Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
And I ALMOST forgot that ~der-freishutz is a troll, seeing he calls everyone a heretic at that religion forum.
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superpika237 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Well, maybe it'll make more sense if you go play MGS2.
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sbkMulletMan Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
eeeeeew.

I have to vomit now.
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:iconsuperpika237:
superpika237 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Whoops, my bad.
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