Well, I span my dick around so fast I flew up into the sky, and then I took dumps on every guard. Right before it it their heads, I froze time and enchanted the turds with the power of flame. I then flew myself up to the fathest building and unfroze time, only just evading the gigantic methane explosion that completed the mission.
And then the ferryman, due to the explosion, was sent across the town and crashed into an unfortunate Tallboy, now fused into a boat with huge chicken legs. With this new addiction, the ferryman can now walk across the seas and fight King Neptune himself, resulting in this generation's best boss fights ever created. With Neptune's magical trident at hand, the player can now control the seas, either to wreak havoc amongst the densions of the world or create bountiful lakes in Ethiopia so that the communites there don't have to be poor and starving.
You some kind of retard! Dont you know that deviantart consists of ppl with many nationalities so english is not everyones main language and ppl can make silly mistakes so im sorry for not knowing the meaning to every word besides i CANT open a chat room becouse my internet is slower than a turtle in a cold winter night(which means not moving at all i case you dont get i you retard) so i write these from an i pad and it doesnt open chatroom so think before you speak a little, not everything you think has to come out, if it does it can have bad effects for example if you DARED say this to my face id show you the meaning if an osmanli tokadi(ottoman slap) and if you ever write anything meaningless like this senin ebeni skerim got it
Yeah sorry if i offended you(which im sure i did) but i just cant tolerate names and burst into flames whenever i hear one(tough childhood) but you really need to be more careful when writing replys like that it can REALLY offend ppl sometimes, kay. Again im really sorry for offending you so lets forget about this emberassing outrage kay
Yeah maybe but its like telling someone "i lke you, you're a good guy" in japanese, they might still sthink you insulted their mother. Besides i know that turd means "sh*t" and Turd Ferguson closely resebmles a medicore insult in turkish, one that you can punch someone in the face for. So can we please close this topic -_-...
Well than you cant survive in turkey cuz someone in the street is sure to stab you, besides i am trying to apologise here for being a violent sumbitch but you know what, YOU DONT DESERVE IT ! Im taking back all the apology i previusly wrote and learn to accept a simple apology you moron
Well over here using argos abit dangrous cuz we're short fused ppl and i just cant tolerate names(tough childhood),he could have said it in a better way i mean, i headbutted a guy for just a petty insult and beat ppl up to crying for insulting my mother so this isnt much -_-