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Shitty-good games

~Kiarorin May 29, 2012 Student Traditional Artist

Describe your favorite video game and make sound as shitty as possible.

There's one called Fallout 3 where you come out of a box to look for Daddy like a total pussy daddy's girl/boy. And there's two-headed cows and giant green people who want your blood.
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~Artsenseiofdreams Mar 6, 2013 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

World Ends With You: your a dead guy whose pretty depressing and you go find more dead people who are slightly less depressing but twice as annoying and you fight dead peoples thoughts and sounds and stuff then you die some more and you keep having to play in a game to get to live again in a town that you pretty much hate.

=BubbleRevolution Mar 4, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

FEZ is a game where you go around collecting cubes. You have unlimited lives and there are no enemies.

~CrunchBandicoot Mar 2, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

The graphics are total crap, even for 1997, and the characters belt out dorky one-liners as a lame excuse for banter. They're also crappy pilots, so you have to save their sorry ass every five minutes as you try to complete a mission. The kicker is that the characters are talking animals who are trying to reach a planet where the big bad guy is hiding. Did I mention that the bad guy is a giant floating head? It was later rehashed it on the 3DS in an attempt for Nintendo to make more money.

...Nah, I still love StarFox 64

~RachelEvex Mar 1, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Spyro. You run around as a small useless gay purple dragon who can't even flap his wings to save his life. You breathe a pathetic flame that can only kill sheep! Sheep that turn into butterflies for your pathetic, yellow dragonfly that doesn't do jack except change color. His voice is annoying as a troll. The villians! Oh lord. They are cartoony and do nothing that would even remotely change anyone's life. They have a bunny that shoots rainbows! The only character that is remotely interesting, and it's a cheeta that shoots arrows. Overall, it's horrible. The plot is terrible. Everything about it is just terrible.

(Lol, I acttually kinda like this game, it's not my favorite though.)

~Kiarorin Mar 1, 2013 Student Traditional Artist

You were supposed to describe your favorite.

~RachelEvex Mar 2, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

It's one of my favorites. It's in my 'top ten' It's just not on top.

~Kiarorin Mar 7, 2013 Student Traditional Artist

Then describe your number 1 favorite game and make it sound as shitty as possible.

~ChaosDemonXXXAngel Feb 28, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Resident Evil 6:

Leon's Campaign: You shot the president, get dragged around town by some woman you don't know, get no explanation on what's going on, get straddled by said woman's slimy spider like naked sister as she attempts to stab you, see someone you haven't seen in years who also doesn't tell you jack, and are promptly called terrorists. Then you go to Japan only for s*** to go down, see a little girl you knew all grown up/makes you feel old, get tossed around like a rag doll, fight some woman-obsessed guy who then tries to kill you several times and fails(did I mention he turns into a t-rex?), do something stupid for a woman who might not even feel the same way about you and have said obsessed guy turn into a giant fly and finally kill him. And now you can get on with your life, your pathetic life..oh...and you still haven't gotten a thank you from anyone.

Jake's campaign: You're pretty much a jerk, get stuck with a woman who looks no older than a teen and get stalked the whole time by some brute. Meet a bunch of people who don't matter and find out you're dad was a crazy nut. Then learn that one of those people you met killed your dad. Later, you help to save the world cause you're sooo special.

Chris's Campaign: I'm not even about to get into this one...

Don't get me wrong I like RE6. It wasn't the best but it wasn't the worst IMO. It had it's flaws but most things do.

~IceCreamSpoon Feb 24, 2013

Hotline Miami. You play as a psycho murderer who doesnt give a shit about his life and just kills everyone with no reasons. The graphics are developed in pixel art and provoke illnesses and the whole game is just fucked up and has nonsense. I tried describing it as shitty as possible but none the less its a fantastic game lol.

~Kiarorin Feb 24, 2013 Student Traditional Artist

I've heard mixed words about that game.

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