It's quite simple. Whenever a game brings you to the brink of Angry German Kid-channeling, lay it on me.
Here are a few long-repressed complaints of mine:
MegaMan Legends 2, I think you should know you were one of my favorite games from my preteen years. Even now, I think I still love you. But your final boss was hard. Very hard. I can respect that, but after all I've done for you, I can't believe you had the nerve to go and get your disc accidentally stepped on by a relative BEFORE I COULD BEAT HER! That game is really hard to find, dammit, and I never got to see the fucking ending, you fragile-disced twat!
SimCity 4: You don't handle small changes in land elevation very well, do you? Stop making my cities look weird!
Big Biz Tycoon, HOW COULD YOU BE SO FUCKING TERRIBLE?! I picked up the game as an impulse buy, and I liked the art style at the time. Even at the age of 11, I expected a game about running a business to be a little boring... But I at least expected some decent Sims-style entertainment for a while. But no. Fucking hell no. This is easily the worst game I've ever touched. The music consists entirely of looping 30-second wav clips, and the gameplay is even worse.
Step 1: Hire employees. Step 2: Watch them sit around and type all day, every day.
FUCK YOU, REALISM.
More recently, the Halo series. They're awesome games, but it seems that everyone who plays them except me is THAT GUY. You know, the one Yahtzee talked about. That guy who plays the game so much that trying to challenge them is about as fun and encouraging as being worked over with a fraternity paddle.
I know you're good, alright? If you keep rubbing it in, I'll FUCKING HANG YOU WITH YOUR CONTROLLER WIRE.
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I hate it when games make you spend ages trying to get to a certain place, only to have someone tell you to go back the way you came to get something they need.
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Here are a few long-repressed complaints of mine:
MegaMan Legends 2, I think you should know you were one of my favorite games from my preteen years. Even now, I think I still love you. But your final boss was hard. Very hard. I can respect that, but after all I've done for you, I can't believe you had the nerve to go and get your disc accidentally stepped on by a relative BEFORE I COULD BEAT HER! That game is really hard to find, dammit, and I never got to see the fucking ending, you fragile-disced twat!
SimCity 4: You don't handle small changes in land elevation very well, do you? Stop making my cities look weird!
Big Biz Tycoon, HOW COULD YOU BE SO FUCKING TERRIBLE?! I picked up the game as an impulse buy, and I liked the art style at the time. Even at the age of 11, I expected a game about running a business to be a little boring... But I at least expected some decent Sims-style entertainment for a while. But no. Fucking hell no. This is easily the worst game I've ever touched. The music consists entirely of looping 30-second wav clips, and the gameplay is even worse.
Step 1: Hire employees.
Step 2: Watch them sit around and type all day, every day.
FUCK YOU, REALISM.
More recently, the Halo series. They're awesome games, but it seems that everyone who plays them except me is THAT GUY. You know, the one Yahtzee talked about. That guy who plays the game so much that trying to challenge them is about as fun and encouraging as being worked over with a fraternity paddle.
I know you're good, alright? If you keep rubbing it in, I'll FUCKING HANG YOU WITH YOUR CONTROLLER WIRE.
--
98% of signature statistics are bullshit. If yours is one of them, copy and paste this to your signature.
--
America. Love it or change it.