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Quote a book/short story!

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CodePurpleyedrawings Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
But do it out of context! Make it seem funny or dirty, or whatever!
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WiffleBall Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
"Lucky for you. Another couple of seconds, you would have been a Jill sandwich."
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CodePurpleyedrawings Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
:lol:
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MaceRider Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
God I wish my memory were better. I'd be quoting Terry Pratchett like a motherfucker right now.
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YTcyberpunk Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"I wish I was dead."
"Me too!"
"May the good fairy what sits in the sky grant yer every wish."

"If I'd stayed home, I'd be big into encyclopedias by now."
"And if I had some rope and a poud o' cement, you'd have both gone for a stroll in that pond an hour ago."

'...one of the sheep trotted up to (the ring), licked it, and turned into a fire hydrant."

All from my favorite parody, "Bored of the Rings" by the Harvard Lampoon.
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CodePurpleyedrawings Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
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Great! That seems a very funny book.
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YTcyberpunk Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
IT IS.
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skullwarrior13 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
*Prepare your anuses*

"So... I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I'm glad. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum... Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?"
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CodePurpleyedrawings Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
:iconclapplz:
Beautiful! Brilliant! Great! What's it from?
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skullwarrior13 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
"The Killing Joke" It's just amazing.
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Tales-of-Haven Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
'the long, slender forked tongue goes...'
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