Compilation of the erotic parts of Fifty Shades of Grey?


ThatCrazyShaman's avatar
Does anyone know of an online compilation of just the erotic parts of FSoG? Because I have literally no interest in the rest of the story xDDD
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frutah's avatar
I've been reading a blog of someone doing a chapter by chapter review of 50 Shades, and it's hilarious. Just a few quotes they got from the book:

"coming apart at the seams, like the spin cycle on a washing machine"

"my inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves"

"I could gaze at him all day, but I have needs – bathroom needs."

This is seriously the stupidest bullshit ever written. The author is like the Tommy Wiseau of books.
frutah's avatar
Not to mention stuff like this:

"My subconscious has woken. She's staring at me with pursed lips, tapping her foot."

I now categorize personified subconscious as the stupidest of stupid shit.
TheStickEmperor's avatar
No, because that story sucks ass, and YOU would suck for liking it.

Seriously, that's the same as trying to take 4chan-quality pron scenes out of Twilight.
ThatCrazyShaman's avatar
Lol I actually dislike it without even having read it, simply based on how god-awful the grammar is xD
JZLobo's avatar
ThatCrazyShaman's avatar
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OMG that was the best thing ever <3
darkphantom-art's avatar
I'm gonna bet that there might already be people trying to make "fan fictions" out of it.
ThatCrazyShaman's avatar
There probably are. I haven't seen any, but I'm not looking for them either xD

Honestly, from the passages I heard of the books, fan fiction would probably be better written. At least marginally better.
bubblymaika's avatar
Hopefully you're looking for those to laugh at how terrible they are. [link] this review gives a good preview on how shitty it can be.
ThatCrazyShaman's avatar
That is exactly what I wanted 8D
Seriously, best thing ever - I was laughing so hard xD
Sheridan-J's avatar
Please no :fear:
My mother was reading that book right next to me on a 16 hour plane trip. Most awkward 16 hours ever.
ThatCrazyShaman's avatar
EWWW! Yeesh, and I thought it was creepy when my mom told me she was reading it with her friend from work [who liked it D:]. Fortunately, my mother has good taste and said it was boring and badly-written xD
TheMisplacedEnd's avatar
ThatCrazyShaman's avatar
MILF porn xD
Still better than grandparent porn lol
TheMisplacedEnd's avatar
Well by milf porn I meant 50 shades of grey is porn for milfs. Who knows what grandparents read. O.o
I have never read 50 shades of Grey before. What is it about
ThatCrazyShaman's avatar
Wikipedia - it's your friend xD
LaEmperatrizMariana's avatar
This review describes the book better than I can: [link] I hope the link works. :shrug:
prosaix's avatar
Look at what this troll made about you: [link]
ThatCrazyShaman's avatar
That is honestly one of the most entertaining things I've seen in Complaints; awesome :D
Wilky95's avatar
Yeah, so, just buy the whole book.

Guaranteed Wankisfaction
ThatCrazyShaman's avatar
Eh, I don't spend money on things I'd probably never look at again after paging through them xD
Dragonflae's avatar
:stare: There are no words.