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Compilation of the erotic parts of Fifty Shades of Grey?

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ThatCrazyShaman Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Professional General Artist
Does anyone know of an online compilation of just the erotic parts of FSoG? Because I have literally no interest in the rest of the story xDDD
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frutah Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
I've been reading a blog of someone doing a chapter by chapter review of 50 Shades, and it's hilarious. Just a few quotes they got from the book:

"coming apart at the seams, like the spin cycle on a washing machine"

"my inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves"

"I could gaze at him all day, but I have needs – bathroom needs."

This is seriously the stupidest bullshit ever written. The author is like the Tommy Wiseau of books.
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frutah Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
Not to mention stuff like this:

"My subconscious has woken. She's staring at me with pursed lips, tapping her foot."

I now categorize personified subconscious as the stupidest of stupid shit.
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TheStickEmperor Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional General Artist
No, because that story sucks ass, and YOU would suck for liking it.

Seriously, that's the same as trying to take 4chan-quality pron scenes out of Twilight.
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ThatCrazyShaman Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional General Artist
Lol I actually dislike it without even having read it, simply based on how god-awful the grammar is xD
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JZLobo Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Here you go! [link]
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ThatCrazyShaman Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional General Artist
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OMG that was the best thing ever <3
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Jellybean9000 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm gonna bet that there might already be people trying to make "fan fictions" out of it.
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ThatCrazyShaman Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional General Artist
There probably are. I haven't seen any, but I'm not looking for them either xD

Honestly, from the passages I heard of the books, fan fiction would probably be better written. At least marginally better.
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Koyukuk Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hopefully you're looking for those to laugh at how terrible they are. [link] this review gives a good preview on how shitty it can be.
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ThatCrazyShaman Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional General Artist
That is exactly what I wanted 8D
Seriously, best thing ever - I was laughing so hard xD
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