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November 3, 2012
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Compilation of the erotic parts of Fifty Shades of Grey?
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ThatCrazyShaman
Nov 3, 2012
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Does anyone know of an online compilation of
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the erotic parts of FSoG? Because I have literally no interest in the rest of the story xDDD
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frutah
Nov 25, 2012
I've been reading a blog of someone doing a chapter by chapter review of 50 Shades, and it's hilarious. Just a few quotes they got from the book:
"coming apart at the seams, like the spin cycle on a washing machine"
"my inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves"
"I could gaze at him all day, but I have needs – bathroom needs."
This is seriously the stupidest bullshit ever written. The author is like the Tommy Wiseau of books.
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frutah
Nov 25, 2012
Not to mention stuff like this:
"My subconscious has woken. She's staring at me with pursed lips, tapping her foot."
I now categorize personified subconscious as the stupidest of stupid shit.
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TheStickEmperor
Nov 14, 2012
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No, because that story sucks ass, and YOU would suck for liking it.
Seriously, that's the same as trying to take 4chan-quality pron scenes out of Twilight.
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ThatCrazyShaman
Nov 17, 2012
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Lol I actually dislike it without even having read it, simply based on how god-awful the grammar is xD
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JZLobo
Nov 14, 2012
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Here you go!
[link]
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ThatCrazyShaman
Nov 17, 2012
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xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OMG that was the best thing ever <3
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Jellybean9000
Nov 14, 2012
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I'm gonna bet that there might already be people trying to make "fan fictions" out of it.
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ThatCrazyShaman
Nov 17, 2012
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There probably are. I haven't seen any, but I'm not looking for them either xD
Honestly, from the passages I heard of the books, fan fiction would probably be better written. At least marginally better.
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Koyukuk
Nov 14, 2012
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Hopefully you're looking for those to laugh at how terrible they are.
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this review gives a good preview on how shitty it can be.
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ThatCrazyShaman
Nov 17, 2012
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That is exactly what I wanted 8D
Seriously, best thing ever - I was laughing so hard xD
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