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Compilation of the erotic parts of Fifty Shades of Grey?

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ThatCrazyShaman Nov 3, 2012  Professional General Artist
Does anyone know of an online compilation of just the erotic parts of FSoG? Because I have literally no interest in the rest of the story xDDD
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I've been reading a blog of someone doing a chapter by chapter review of 50 Shades, and it's hilarious. Just a few quotes they got from the book:

"coming apart at the seams, like the spin cycle on a washing machine"

"my inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves"

"I could gaze at him all day, but I have needs – bathroom needs."

This is seriously the stupidest bullshit ever written. The author is like the Tommy Wiseau of books.
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Not to mention stuff like this:

"My subconscious has woken. She's staring at me with pursed lips, tapping her foot."

I now categorize personified subconscious as the stupidest of stupid shit.
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TheStickEmperor Nov 14, 2012  Professional General Artist
No, because that story sucks ass, and YOU would suck for liking it.

Seriously, that's the same as trying to take 4chan-quality pron scenes out of Twilight.
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ThatCrazyShaman Nov 17, 2012  Professional General Artist
Lol I actually dislike it without even having read it, simply based on how god-awful the grammar is xD
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JZLobo Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Here you go! [link]
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ThatCrazyShaman Nov 17, 2012  Professional General Artist
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OMG that was the best thing ever <3
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Jellybean9000 Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm gonna bet that there might already be people trying to make "fan fictions" out of it.
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ThatCrazyShaman Nov 17, 2012  Professional General Artist
There probably are. I haven't seen any, but I'm not looking for them either xD

Honestly, from the passages I heard of the books, fan fiction would probably be better written. At least marginally better.
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Koyukuk Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hopefully you're looking for those to laugh at how terrible they are. [link] this review gives a good preview on how shitty it can be.
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ThatCrazyShaman Nov 17, 2012  Professional General Artist
That is exactly what I wanted 8D
Seriously, best thing ever - I was laughing so hard xD
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