NORMAL PEOPLE, LISTEN UP.


DirtySeagulls's avatar
STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS, THIS IS YOUR ONE AND ONLY CHANCE,
Send me a note if you are NOT a complete weirdo who enjoys Furries, My Little Pony, Illegal Business, and not being a little dweeb that thinks everyone should change to make your life better.
Oh and I'm taken so all of you thinking this is to get the LADIES it's NOT.
OK.
STILL HERE? GOOD.
NOW. 
If you passed the first part, and like Punk Rock, The Aquabats, Ska, Guitar, Instruments, Being Retarded, The Game Grumps, Cartoons including the 90's Era, Animals, The Outdoors, Being LOUD  , Chickens, Being friends with people on the internet and not blowing them off every chance you get and actually skyping them every now and then and being an actual good person, being a bad person and making fun of things, Video Games, bla bla bla, counting the blades of grass on my 0.5 acre yard, not being over offended easily,  and not being too ugly.

Hey let's be friends :iconhurrhurrplz:
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BronYrAurFox's avatar
You had me at Aquabats
WayToBeWhelmed's avatar
yohey what's all this then?
DirtySeagulls's avatar
IT'S A POST ON A FORUM
WayToBeWhelmed's avatar
yee, pretty sure i got that part just fine XD
DirtySeagulls's avatar
yeeeeee you sure you did?
WayToBeWhelmed's avatar
yeah you butthole XD
InkedAliveByColors's avatar
I rather stick balls in a bear trap.
Queer. 
IdiotFarm's avatar
Wow, you're like, so original & junk.
JollyLink's avatar
reel'em in brother. :iconepichighfiveplz:
shininginthedarkness's avatar
What a special snowflake.
darkone4587's avatar
So your not looking to make friends
Separate-The-Earth's avatar
Yooooooooooo
whats up man

Good luck finding a lot of people who meet those criteria, dude.

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EDIT:  In which I meet a lot of said criteria oops
Co-Phantom's avatar
You uh, do know this is dA you're talking about, right? :lol:
DirtySeagulls's avatar
LOL OH COME ON THERE HAS TO BE OTHER PEOPLE OUT HERE LIKE ME. I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE ON HERE WHO ISN'T INTO ALL THAT!
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