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~WesternLotus:iconWesternLotus: Sep 8, 2006, 8:54:55 AM
Gimme gags. Corny gags, cheesy gags, cheap gags, cheery gags, bad taste gags, long timewaster gags, whatever!

For every one I get, I'll tell you one back.

I'll start -
A doctor is examining a young female patient. He puts his stethoscope to her chest and says "Big breaths". "Yeth' says the girl ' and I'm thill only thixtheen".

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=xxbcxx:iconxxbcxx: Sep 8, 2006, 9:03:24 AM
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

Dam.

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~WesternLotus:iconWesternLotus: Sep 8, 2006, 9:09:15 AM
Theres two fish in a tank. The first one turns to the other and says 'Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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`shutdown:iconshutdown: Sep 8, 2006, 9:12:05 AM
Uhh.. on a hot sunny day, there were 2 bananas walking down the road. The first one got hot, and took off it's "clothes".



The second one broke his foot. :bucktooth:

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~ilikeorange:iconilikeorange: Sep 8, 2006, 9:14:52 AM
Two men walk into a bar.

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~WesternLotus:iconWesternLotus: Sep 8, 2006, 9:15:01 AM
Whats yellow and smells like bananas?
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Monkey sick!

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~WesternLotus:iconWesternLotus: Sep 8, 2006, 9:17:35 AM
You think one of them would have seen it?

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`shutdown:iconshutdown: Sep 8, 2006, 9:20:01 AM
You win. :B

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~ilikeorange:iconilikeorange: Sep 8, 2006, 9:23:48 AM
:P

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~WesternLotus:iconWesternLotus: Sep 8, 2006, 9:24:04 AM
Whats white light and sweet and hangs from trees?
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A meringue-utan!

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*Artemendo:iconArtemendo: Sep 8, 2006, 9:24:51 AM
Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes!
Nurse: Oh dear, have you seen the doctor yet?
Patient: Nope. Just spots.
:rofl:

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