DeviantART 2012


midnight7711's avatar
WTF is it gonna be like? I can't imagine myself being on a site for 10 years... I bet it's possible.... If it last that long...basicly everyone posting in this forum that sticks around will be a ` Senior Member.... It'll be crazy. We'd have like 1,000,000 members and like 100,000,000,000,000,000 deviations.... a zillion staff members.... omfg i just can't imagine!!
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redoktober's avatar
"Attila: During the summer of 2005, Attila disappears after posting a thread about ending his life, which is subsequenlty hi-jacked by the Pie-Union of DeviantART. He is discovered a few weeks later curled up in a fetal position beside a garbage bag half full of bite size Oreos."



<img src="https://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/odd/icon_rofl.gif" align="middle" alt="rofl" title="rofl" border="0" />





seriously, i have no idea where dA will be by then, i can't imagine the amount of deviations as well, frightening thought..... <img src="https://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_eek.gif" align="middle" alt=":o (Eek)" title=":o (Eek)" border="0" />




dead-astronaut's avatar
damn... devart can't live that long... i need to get away from here before then or i'll get roots that i won't be able to cut of..

i want to live longer then devart.<img src="https://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_cry.gif" align="middle" alt="Crying" title="Crying" border="0" /> or do i?? <img src="https://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_eek.gif" align="middle" alt=":o (Eek)" title=":o (Eek)" border="0" />
matteo's avatar
lol tom. sounds good. /me sicks a pug on everyone in this thread.
TheRyanFord's avatar
If everything goes the way it has been going, there will be roughly 3,600,000 deviations. Kinda crazy, huh. We'd need quite a few more servers to hold that. Perhaps we could turn Bolivia into one, giant server.
brazensix's avatar
I'm sorry for being bored at work. <img src="https://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_cry.gif" align="middle" alt="Crying" title="Crying" border="0" />
dygel's avatar
In all seriousness...

In ten years, deviantART has two options . Option one, it will either have a successful business model and be fully capable of standing on its own two feet. It will be highly marketable, and well known and respected by even the layperson.

Option two, it'll be dead and gone.



I'm pulling for option one.



oldraven's avatar
I never want to be an admin if that's the fate of the lot.
brazensix's avatar
Sasso: After marketing his "emo" face a bit to agressively, his life is cut short after a group of children mistake his head for a soccer ball while visiting Egypt to promote his Burial Emo Mask.

Ekud: Persuing a career in acting, he is untimely killed while filming a car chase scene where his window is blown apart and freeze framed to emulate his artistic style.
thesuper's avatar
Damn...That sucks.
brazensix's avatar
Unfortunatly, DA won't make it to 2012.



Jark: During the year od 2010, Jark will mysteriously get abducted from his home one night while sleeping peacfully in his bed. Some witnesses say they saw a beam of light racing away from his house through the sky.

Matteo: After aquiring more then 30 different pugs, Matteo will have gotten kicked out of his university residence only to snap and send his pugs to attack the faculty. Matteo will still be serving his life sentence.

Arc: An unfortunate accident will occur during a Dingo race in the spring of 2004 where Arc will be thrown from his mount only to be trampled by the other riders.

Tack: After graduating, Tack pursued a career in highschool guest speaking on topics in the media. Unfortunatly at his very first speech to a group of 8 year olds, he will be assassinated by a masked man who will be still at large in 2012.

Silvein &amp; Mccann: During the 16th upgrade to DeviantART sometime during 2008 these two will accidently lock themselves in the server room. Unfortunatly it will be right during the christmas holidays and with a power outage and no building security around to free them, they will turn to canabalism and fight to the death.

DJ-Designs: After gaining popularity is 2006, he will finally land a job with Microsoft. He works his way up the ladder quite quickly, but on a weekend getaway with some top executives, a boating accident ends his life and the life of Bill Gates. Computer users rejoice.

Spyed: After being ridculed by his peers for being 35 and dressing up for halloween as a Ninja, Spyed decides to take revenge. His friends suddenly start being mysteriously killed. After the cops are on his trail, Spyed escapes to Mexico and is believe to live with many lusty busty women.

Attila: During the summer of 2005, Attila disappears after posting a thread about ending his life, which is subsequenlty hi-jacked by the Pie-Union of DeviantART. He is discovered a few weeks later curled up in a fetal position beside a garbage bag half full of bite size Oreos.

Olya: During her honey moon, her camera will suddenly explode, breaking one of her nails and burning a few strands of her hair. Never being able to get over her fear of cameras after the incident, she turns to a life of sex, drugs and rock &amp; roll.

Jsenn &amp; SkyOrange: Their passion of poetry suddenly takes a turn for the worse during the fall of 2009 when they attempt the re-read all the get-well cards from their fellow deviants. The boxes come crashing down on the helpless too who are suffocated to death by the plethora of paper.

Chris: When he develops a revolutionary idea of "living" off of his computer, joy turns to sadness as his computer is struck by lightning and the electrical surge travels up the wires connected to his brain frying him instantly.

R^2: After sucessfully purging deviantART of all of it's copyright violations, he takes a few monthes off. Towards the end of his hiatus, the RIAA show up on his doorstep and he is escorted away. Rumor has it that he had over 16 PCs and Servers running a peer to peer sharing network in his own household.

Euphoria, Dygel &amp; BrazenSix: After the sucessful migration to the new DA corporate building in 2009, all seems well. Little to their knowledge though, a group of "revolutionists" are polting their demise. After Jark's disappearance, the time to strike was perfect and the "revolutionists" hatch their plan and storm the DA corporate headquarters. Unfortunatly for the "revolutionists", the building collapses causing everyone's death.













cheba2's avatar
all good things come to an end. . .
thesuper's avatar
could you imagine the talent of the senior members by 2012. DA will have the best artist around.
zeranix's avatar
<img src="https://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/odd/icon_rofl.gif" align="middle" alt="rofl" title="rofl" border="0" />
midnight7711's avatar
<img src="https://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/odd/icon_rofl.gif" align="middle" alt="rofl" title="rofl" border="0" />
ost2life's avatar
fetology101 made the following post:

the "kiss jark's yellow alien ass" emoticon will become "kiss jark's yellow wrinkled alien ass"



<img src="https://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_giggle.gif" align="middle" alt="Giggle" title="Giggle" border="0" />

the pugs will have died or something by then wont they





faer's avatar
<img src="https://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/odd/icon_rofl.gif" align="middle" alt="rofl" title="rofl" border="0" /> agreed.
fetology101's avatar
the "kiss jark's yellow alien ass" emoticon will become "kiss jark's yellow wrinkled alien ass"
clip's avatar
Just imagine how many emoticons there will be....about 10,000,000,000,000<img src="https://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/odd/icon_exclaim.gif" align="middle" alt="!" title="!" border="0" />
clip's avatar
<img src="https://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_devartonfire.gif" align="middle" alt="deviantART is ON FIRE!" title="deviantART is ON FIRE!" border="0" /> it would be insane...the youngens would probebly kick all deviants from before 2002 off DA and rule it for themselves...
hybrid-theory's avatar
when that happens hopefully my arthritis will make me unable to type.
ZirTuan's avatar
"Don't be fool by the rocks that i got, iam still leo da dominico from the block" <img src="https://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_giggle.gif" align="middle" alt="Giggle" title="Giggle" border="0" />
delici0us's avatar
i'll be rich and famous by then, i'll purchase deviantART, and make jark and michaeltoe be my butlers
nemoorange's avatar
Silly people, by the year 2012, we'll all have robots doing all the work for us &amp; therefore we'll have so much time on our hands, that DeviantArt will eventually grow to become DeviantLand located in Orlando FL &amp; we'll be riding Fella's Wild Ride all the live long day.



it's obvious.

ZirTuan's avatar
Only time will tell...