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~sbastian Jul 7, 2004, 6:44:37 AM
-Aristotles: To actualize its potential
-Karl Marx: To escape the bourgeois middle-class struggle
-Caesar: To come, to see, to conquer
-Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
-Gerald R. Ford: It probably fell from an airplane and couldn't stop its forward momentum
-Epicurus: For fun
-George bush: Read my chicken lips. To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights
-Bob Dole says "To get to the other side."
-Mr. Spock : It seemed like the logical thing to do at the time.
-Ernest Hemingway : To die. In the rain
-Kids: don't ask us, ask the chiken!
-The Sphinx: You tell me

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:iconart-nouveau:
~art-nouveau Jul 7, 2004, 6:48:41 AM
chinese(?) boy appeared in the matrix movie : there's no chicken. or at least it was you who had crossed the road.
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~hereditarynarcissism Jul 7, 2004, 6:50:49 AM
me - because he was told not to

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:iconfreehand:
~freehand Jul 7, 2004, 6:52:20 AM
To find someone who cared.

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Stuck inside a lexicon with the Roget's blues again.
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~kengiroo Jul 7, 2004, 6:53:01 AM
me: To get to the icecream stand...

You love icecream! *hypnotic eyes*

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"People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people."
:iconsbastian:
~sbastian Jul 7, 2004, 6:53:26 AM
only the chicken and God know

my brother said: "i wonder,too"
:iconpeskaa:
`peskaa Jul 7, 2004, 6:54:11 AM
Because it had a death wish.

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:lol: "your poetry is deep as the ocean. It makes me want to rite better." !wretchTard
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~DruSam Jul 7, 2004, 6:54:23 AM
Colonel Sanders: mmmmmmMMmm!!!
:iconpeskaa:
`peskaa Jul 7, 2004, 6:54:23 AM
Nice one. :thumbsup:

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:lol: "your poetry is deep as the ocean. It makes me want to rite better." !wretchTard
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~1337-ninja Jul 7, 2004, 6:55:19 AM
The Ninja - *throws shurukan at the chicken* enough of the jokes, who wants chicken noodles?

1337-ninja

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"Now it's over, so what's left that I should feel? Cos since the day you left me, I have been so alone. And now we're left with broken promises, my heart can't take no more!" - Element Eighty
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~art-nouveau Jul 7, 2004, 6:56:36 AM
salvador dali : it wasn't a chicken but a giant octopus with some feathers.
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