Cats, dogs, frogs or donkey.
Which one's better and which do you perfer I gift you were I to jump up, clap my feet 12 times and grant yo' wish?
is anybody else drunk as shit right now? XD
is anybody else drunk as shit right now? XD
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none. the real answer is birds.
Birds deserve nothing except to end up on my plate
Yeeeeh
DOGS TASTY BUT DONKEY MORE FILLING.
YELLMO TAKE DONKEY PLEASE.
WITH SIDE OF HAIRSPRAY PLEASE.
YELLMO TAKE DONKEY PLEASE.
WITH SIDE OF HAIRSPRAY PLEASE.
You'll have to provide yo' own hairspray dawg. I ain't made of money cuz!
YELLMO DISAPPOINTED.
YELLMO GIVING YOUR SERVICE BAD REVIEW ON YELP.
YELLMO GIVING YOUR SERVICE BAD REVIEW ON YELP.
God damn it you muppet mofo!
Have some Maximum Hold Hairspray for Big, Sexy and Beautiful Hair!
That shit premium yo'!
Have some Maximum Hold Hairspray for Big, Sexy and Beautiful Hair!
That shit premium yo'!
YELLMO THANKS YOU AND GIVES YOU FIVE STAR REVIEWS.
PREMIUM HAIRSPRAY MAKE DONKEY TASTE BETTER.
PREMIUM HAIRSPRAY MAKE DONKEY TASTE BETTER.
frogs are amazing and i will personally fight anyone who thinks they're gross
dogs too
Dog!
...and I don't drink!
It's never too late to throw your life awayI wouldn't dare plan on it! 
Haha. I was drunk last night, have bit of a headache but otherwise okay I guess. Anyway, I'd prefer dogs out of those choices. 
Dogs are loving, loyal, great protectors, fun and cuddly
Dogs are loving, loyal, great protectors, fun and cuddly 
That was exactly what I was thinking! EVERYBODY LOVES PARFAIT
Do you have goats too?
No, they ate all my money so I ate all of them.
Oh. 
Donkey sounds like an unusual opportunity actually. I could get the other pets whenever I wanted! 
I hope you all burn in hell
That was impolite to say the least my niggah