shredder

and a sgredder mug

imma throw 4 cats at ya!

Gonna go get muh frying pan and heat it up!

I HAVE A PEN AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! 

well...i have a lamp?   maybe they're afraid of light?

Sharpen the long carving knife and attach to the broom handle to make a spear.

Take the axe and hatchet from from the garden shed.

Put on my MACO gear, heavy duty boots and grab my TK armour and strap some of that on with extra tape for body armour protection. Put my motorcycle helmet on.

Take the oils and decant into small drink containers, add rag wick and use as small incendiaries. (Keep kitchen blowtorch in pack plus extra matches). Store them in my combat webbing.

Grab the glowsticks from the spare room.
Grab the energy bars from the food cupboard and some water bottles - can't fight if I'm too tired.

Realise that my E-11s, DL-44s, DC-17s, DC-15As and XT-42 are just really cool replicas and useless in this battle.... shame. Could use a flamethrower right about now

Then.... wait a minute..... there's 2 katanas, a soul sword in the martial arts locker under the bed and a full size bat'leth designed for decapitation in the spare room.
Armed and done.
Might last 10 minutes before getting overrun but the theme tune for MacGyver will be be in my head the entire time

Could make mustard gas or hydrochloric acid out of the cleaning supplies, but I don't think those would work too well on zombies...

I think I'll just make some molotov cocktails and use them in tandem with my machete.

I can turn set of kitchen knives into Claws all I need is a roll of duct tape and knives because I'll give those rotten fuckers a blood bath that's for damn sure.

I made a small bomb by using rotten food, some gas from a lighter, plastic and some old firecrackers from the cellar C:

 I would duct tape a ring of knives around the tip of my metal baseball bat.  
 Put on my long polyester coat for bite protection. (Leather seems like it'd be easier to bite through so I'll have to sacrifice swag on this one) Put on a hat aswell for an extra escape freebie should they grab my head
 Do some streches
 Throw together some supplies in my backpack should I somehow manage to make it out of my house alive.
 Pocket 2 additional knives.
 With what little time I have left I'll enjoy one last cup of coffee whilst I blowtorch the knives on my baseball bat and wait for the zombies to break in.

And this is all assuming I can't just run out the backdoor or windows.

I put Trident pods and toilet cleaner. Make a mixture. I melt them instead.

I already own a dozen firearms lmao come at me zombos