5 things trolls love
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Way to hit them where it hurts
1. Arnold schwarzenegger 
your mom 
YOU KNOW WHAT TROLLS LIKE BEST?
IT'S THE ANIMAL OF THE DAY:
THE MEERCAT
IT'S THE ANIMAL OF THE DAY:
THE MEERCAT
8. Easy targets, like you.
Well, they are kids 90% of the time.
0. The internet.
6. Topics like these
1/ Goats - small ones, not big ones
2/ Nice cosy bridges, foot traffic only, preferably rural with many goats
3/ Moss, slime, fungi and other nice decorations for their cave/bridge
4/ Big lumps of wood, ones that are club shaped, with metal spikes are their favourite
5/ Asking riddles or questions, preferably in a menacing voice, usually these are obvious, like "who's that on my bridge?"
2/ Nice cosy bridges, foot traffic only, preferably rural with many goats
3/ Moss, slime, fungi and other nice decorations for their cave/bridge
4/ Big lumps of wood, ones that are club shaped, with metal spikes are their favourite
5/ Asking riddles or questions, preferably in a menacing voice, usually these are obvious, like "who's that on my bridge?"
6. Your mom
Has one recently rustled your jimmies?
btw it's 7 instead of 6 because of zydaria 
what?! they're the same person? 
I believe so 
Are you for reel?
i reeled you in, didn't i. 
I feel dumb now 
no need to be, because it is I, The Master Ruseman! none are capable escaping my trickery!
Psycho racists who are as gullible as they are unstable. Just ask DaZimmerMan !
1. Bridges
2. Caves
3. Your basement
4. Retards
5. My dungeon
2. Caves
3. Your basement
4. Retards
5. My dungeon
6. MY +4 CLAYMORE BLADE RUSHING TOWARDS THEIR FAIC! 