Deal or No Deal


RenamonMega's avatar
1. ✅You Can have free internet and visit any site without registering for an account

    ❌But you'll have to pay your internet provider back BIG and getting on porn sites might land you on the sex offender's list.


2.✅The opposite sex is highly attracted to you and will obey every command

   ❌People of the Same Sex will never forgive you and may kill you out of frustration


3.✅Have VIP Access to all future video games titles and Beta test them

   ❌Lose Close Friends 

4.✅Your left pinky finger when it touches an inanimate object creates currency

   ❌Starvation is 100% Possible

5.✅Have the Artistc skills of every artist in the world

   ❌No competition and you'll have to work double time with no vacation. 
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Mr-Pink-Rose's avatar
No deal on any of them!
SolBrandz's avatar
1)no deal
2) no deal, life would be very boring then.
3) Deal, a lot of my "close friends" aren't exactly people I could trust fully anyway. Besides I can eventually make more.
4) No deal, I wouldn't need that skill if I was very skilled in art like #5's description.
5) Deal, I'm up for the challenge and I can already draw for long periods of time anyway. :shrug:
Thiefoworld's avatar
#1 doesn't even make sense! :lol: 

#2 No deal. I don't want anyone wanting to kill me

#3 No deal. I like videogames, just not that much

#4 Deal (don't know exactly what you mean with "Starvation is 100% possible" if it already is possible :o)

#5 No deal. I prefer to have more vacations and work less than to have artistic skills :B 
deVere's avatar
#2 is my life as it already is! :paranoid: I'll pass on the others.

Would you accept the following:

V: You can fly!
X: But every time you do so, there's a 10% risk, that one of your loved ones will die because of it.
HimitsuUK's avatar
Realist more like!
deVere's avatar
Isn't that the same thing...?! :?
HimitsuUK's avatar
HimitsuUK's avatar
No deal.

Those are terrible. And if a girl did that it would be no fun.
Eldritch-Turnip's avatar
Just say no to monkey's paw wishes. :no:
SolarLunix's avatar
1. How will I have to pay back my internet provider?

2. I wouldn't like this because I get bored easily and I'd like my husband to have his own personality and the ability to say no and fight with me.

3. Sure. My husband and I game together. I have no close friends. mwahahahahaha

4. Yes. I would actually make a currency glove for my left hand so that way when I ate I wouldn't have to worry about turning my food to money. 

5. No. I like to develop my art skills, and I would miss everyone else's art.
RenamonMega's avatar
Wasn't my best but man I'm having a gloomy day :/
Acclivius's avatar
No deal on any of these.
theBlackWolff's avatar
No deal, period.

Especially since the first doesn't make much sense. If it's free internet, why am I paying the provider still?
MrCarnyfex's avatar
1. Deal

2. No Deal
(i want to get along with people).

3. Deal.
(it was not included that you can't ever become close friends with someone else
:trollface:)

4. Deal
(starving IS already possible... :/ )

5. No Deal
TheBondOFlame's avatar
5 would have to be the deal here. Lol. All the other ones are too much! 
K-9-6-9's avatar
bitteryetsweet's avatar
❌ Lose Close Friends

What are you, an idiot?

haha
Hexengoat's avatar
1) I have free internet but I have to pay my internet provider? I am confused. Anyway, No deal because the sex offender thing. :stare:

2) No deal, I like my men like I like my women: not trying to kill me.

3) Deal. I can still make new friends.

4) No deal, no need for free cash since I accept #5

5) Deal.
TheaAtherea's avatar
None of those sound appealing to me -- and certainly not enough to deal with the negative side of it. :P